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I WANT CHEAPER TANNERITE
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Fri Jun 21, 2013 9:30 amby aunt betty
The shit costs way too fucking much at rural king.
Wanting to scare the fuck out of some ppl this July 4.
They have no clue...
Help a brudda out.
Where?
Re: I WANT CHEAPER TANNERITE
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Fri Jun 21, 2013 9:36 amby assateague
I've been trying to research exactly what the components are so I can make my own, but that shit is more closely guarded than the crown jewels.
Re: I WANT CHEAPER TANNERITE
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Fri Jun 21, 2013 9:41 amby aunt betty
I have been thinking about asking the rural king manager if he even knows what he is selling.
I bet he has no idea. I also bet that if he knew...he would keep the stuff locked up in a case.
Its right on the shelf below the EMPTY ammo shelves and has not moved since last year.
Boom! One shot.
Re: I WANT CHEAPER TANNERITE
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Fri Jun 21, 2013 11:01 amby Flightstopper
Dan can you rig a price hike on this? Might do us all a favor. At least Illinois....
Re: I WANT CHEAPER TANNERITE
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Fri Jun 21, 2013 11:02 amby Bootlipkiller
Flightstopper wrote:Dan can you rig a price hike on this? Might do us all a favor. At least Illinois....
Re: I WANT CHEAPER TANNERITE
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Fri Jun 21, 2013 11:21 amby DeadEye_Dan
Just took a market position on Tannerite. I now control 90% of the Tannerite mines globally.
And like a good Jew, I hedged against the price collapsing - so either way I make another fortune.
Re: I WANT CHEAPER TANNERITE
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Fri Jun 21, 2013 11:38 amby (MT)Montanafowler
assateague wrote:I've been trying to research exactly what the components are so I can make my own, but that shit is more closely guarded than the crown jewels.
aluminum powder and ammonium nitrate, 15/85 mixture. the cold packs at walgreens work well.
Re: I WANT CHEAPER TANNERITE
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Fri Jun 21, 2013 11:42 amby ManlyMan
Betty, ill be completely honest, I wouldn't like you having large amounts of tannerite.
Re: I WANT CHEAPER TANNERITE
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Fri Jun 21, 2013 11:42 amby huntfishnv
Pretty sure it's nitrogen rich components otherwise known as prill (the white things) and finely powdered aluminum.
Re: I WANT CHEAPER TANNERITE
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Fri Jun 21, 2013 11:47 amby 3legged_lab
aunt betty wrote:I have been thinking about asking the rural king manager if he even knows what he is selling.
I bet he has no idea. I also bet that if he knew...he would keep the stuff locked up in a case.
Its right on the shelf below the EMPTY ammo shelves and has not moved since last year.
Boom! One shot.
Sorry, it ain't shit til its mixed.
Re: I WANT CHEAPER TANNERITE
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Fri Jun 21, 2013 12:24 pmby Westie25
Betty
You can have sentences consecutively.
You don't have to type like this.
Re: I WANT CHEAPER TANNERITE
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Fri Jun 21, 2013 12:27 pmby 3legged_lab
K?
Re: I WANT CHEAPER TANNERITE
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Fri Jun 21, 2013 1:48 pmby Olly
assateague wrote:I've been trying to research exactly what the components are so I can make my own, but that shit is more closely guarded than the crown jewels.
What? It's rust and aluminum dust. About a 80/20 mix. Had to be ignited with percussion.
Sent from my phone.
Re: I WANT CHEAPER TANNERITE
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Fri Jun 21, 2013 1:59 pmby assateague
Well, I've heard that, and I've also heard ammonium nitrate.
Re: I WANT CHEAPER TANNERITE
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Fri Jun 21, 2013 2:13 pmby Bootlipkiller
I heard its Made from fairy dust and mermaid tears!
Re: I WANT CHEAPER TANNERITE
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Fri Jun 21, 2013 2:16 pmby DeadEye_Dan
Lol - from the Tannerite Wiki page:
A Maryland law intended specifically to ban the sale or ownership of Tannerite became effective on October 1, 2012, and expanded the definition of an explosive to include, in addition to "bombs and destructive devices designed to operate by chemical, mechanical, or explosive action", "two or more components that are advertised and sold together with instructions on how to combine the components to create an explosive".[4][5]
Re: I WANT CHEAPER TANNERITE
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Fri Jun 21, 2013 2:24 pmby Olly
DeadEye_Dan wrote:Lol - from the Tannerite Wiki page:
A Maryland law intended specifically to ban the sale or ownership of Tannerite became effective on October 1, 2012, and expanded the definition of an explosive to include, in addition to "bombs and destructive devices designed to operate by chemical, mechanical, or explosive action", "two or more components that are advertised and sold together with instructions on how to combine the components to create an explosive".[4][5]
That's good stuff
Re: I WANT CHEAPER TANNERITE
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Fri Jun 21, 2013 2:27 pmby (MT)Montanafowler
assateague wrote:Well, I've heard that, and I've also heard ammonium nitrate.
it's ammonium nitrate. go buy a coldpack at walgreens and grind up your neighbor's gutters into dust and try it.
Re: I WANT CHEAPER TANNERITE
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Fri Jun 21, 2013 2:38 pmby assateague
DeadEye_Dan wrote:Lol - from the Tannerite Wiki page:
A Maryland law intended specifically to ban the sale or ownership of Tannerite became effective on October 1, 2012, and expanded the definition of an explosive to include, in addition to "bombs and destructive devices designed to operate by chemical, mechanical, or explosive action", "two or more components that are advertised and sold together with instructions on how to combine the components to create an explosive".[4][5]
Go figure. Color me "unsurprised".
Re: I WANT CHEAPER TANNERITE
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Fri Jun 21, 2013 2:42 pmby Olly
You know what, I was thinking of Thermite, Tanner rite is made up of ammonia nitrate and aluminum dust. You can buy both pretty cheaply, look on eBay for the dust and home depot for the nitrate.
Re: I WANT CHEAPER TANNERITE
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Fri Jun 21, 2013 2:56 pmby DeadEye_Dan
assateague wrote:DeadEye_Dan wrote:Lol - from the Tannerite Wiki page:
A Maryland law intended specifically to ban the sale or ownership of Tannerite became effective on October 1, 2012, and expanded the definition of an explosive to include, in addition to "bombs and destructive devices designed to operate by chemical, mechanical, or explosive action", "two or more components that are advertised and sold together with instructions on how to combine the components to create an explosive".[4][5]
Go figure. Color me "unsurprised".
I gotta say (WADR), from all outside appearances - MD is full of uptight, pantywaisted, motherfuckers afraid of their own shadow.
Present company excluded, of course.
Re: I WANT CHEAPER TANNERITE
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Fri Jun 21, 2013 3:36 pmby Tomkat
Attention Prism drone: bookmark this thread
All better now!
Re: I WANT CHEAPER TANNERITE
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Fri Jun 21, 2013 4:57 pmby aunt betty
Westie25 wrote:Betty
You can have sentences consecutively.
You don't have to type like this.
I had a fucking English professor....witch that made me do it that way.
Fuck you.
Re: I WANT CHEAPER TANNERITE
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Fri Jun 21, 2013 5:00 pmby aunt betty
Olly wrote:You know what, I was thinking of Thermite, Tanner rite is made up of ammonia nitrate and aluminum dust. You can buy both pretty cheaply, look on eBay for the dust and home depot for the nitrate.
Ammonium nitrate...no problem. TEXAS...send me some.
Or did it all splode already?
Re: I WANT CHEAPER TANNERITE
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Fri Jun 21, 2013 5:04 pmby aunt betty
Olly wrote:assateague wrote:I've been trying to research exactly what the components are so I can make my own, but that shit is more closely guarded than the crown jewels.
What? It's rust and aluminum dust. About a 80/20 mix. Had to be ignited with percussion.
Sent from my phone.
Iron oxide powder mixed with powdered aluminum or magnesium is thermite.
You light it and it burns hot. So hot...do it on someone you hate...car hood. Burns to the ground. Thru engine. Lol
Re: I WANT CHEAPER TANNERITE
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Fri Jun 21, 2013 5:13 pmby Tomkat
aunt betty wrote:Westie25 wrote:Betty
You can have sentences consecutively.
You don't have to type like this.
I had a fucking English professor....witch that made me do it that way.
Fuck you.
Can I offer you a tip Betty? Quit telling everyone to fuck off. They deserve better than that, and I know you can do better than that.
I dont think its taken in quite the way you intend it to be.
Come on man.
Re: I WANT CHEAPER TANNERITE
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Fri Jun 21, 2013 7:07 pmby (MT)Montanafowler
Tomkat wrote:Can I offer you a tip Betty? Quit telling everyone to fuck off. They deserve better than that, and I know you can do better than that.
I dont think its taken in quite the way you intend it to be.
Come on man.
funny, because when any one of the rest of else tells him to fuck off, he gets butthurt bad then posts weird shit for the rest of the night.
Re: I WANT CHEAPER TANNERITE
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Fri Jun 21, 2013 8:34 pmby MuddyWaterWarlock
(MT)Montanafowler wrote:Tomkat wrote:Can I offer you a tip Betty? Quit telling everyone to **** off. They deserve better than that, and I know you can do better than that.
I dont think its taken in quite the way you intend it to be.
Come on man.
funny, because when any one of the rest of else tells him to **** off, he gets butthurt bad then
posts weird **** for the rest of the night.
He does that all the time.
Re: I WANT CHEAPER TANNERITE
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Fri Jun 21, 2013 9:41 pmby (MT)Montanafowler
MuddyWaterWarlock wrote:(MT)Montanafowler wrote:Tomkat wrote:Can I offer you a tip Betty? Quit telling everyone to **** off. They deserve better than that, and I know you can do better than that.
I dont think its taken in quite the way you intend it to be.
Come on man.
funny, because when any one of the rest of else tells him to **** off, he gets butthurt bad then
posts weird **** for the rest of the night.
He does that all the time.
true, but it get's significantly weirder on fuck off days.
Re: I WANT CHEAPER TANNERITE
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Fri Jun 21, 2013 9:57 pmby aunt betty
ManlyMan wrote:Betty, ill be completely honest, I wouldn't like you having large amounts of tannerite.
You don't know what I have already. (wink)
You know...they have lots of big 'splosions n stuff on New Years Eve in Arkansas. Try it sometime. The ground shakes!
And on the subject of fuck you's and butthurtedness.
You know how when you you're drinking beers with your buddies and you get your balls busted and then ya gotta say a couple fuck you's and laugh and so on. It happens...
That's how I mean my fuck you's at the end of rants.
If you have a problem with that then man up and get some thicker skin. Take your panties off or something.
I'm weird even without getting butthurt and if you think I get extra weird when you perceive that I'm being butthurt...then MAYBE you have a perception problem.
Pedicabo ego vos