hummus recipe

[aunt betty]

Got one? Am making some hummus and would like to see how you guys do it before I make a fool of myself (again) by telling you how I do it. Soneone else will have a better way and tell me I am doing it all fucking wrong or using the wrong kind of food processor or something.
You go first.

[QH's Paw]

Sorry, I'm more of a smores type of guy.
First, I get a pack of graham crackers, Hersheys milk chocolate bar and a package of marshmallows.
1. roast a full size marshmallow over a campfire, until golden brown. (careful, do not burn or you have to start over)
2. take 1 graham craker and 2 squares from chocolate bar and put the chocolate on one of the cracker.
3.Then take hot out of the campfire marshmallow and put on top of chocolate.
4. Cover marshmallow with a second graham craker.
Eat and repeat.
If your grandson is there, you will be making more for him than you but, it will be worth it.

[triplecurl]

Sorry, I'm more of a smores type of guy.
First, I get a pack of graham crackers, Hersheys milk chocolate bar and a package of marshmallows.
1. roast a full size marshmallow over a campfire, until golden brown. (careful, do not burn or you have to start over)
2. take 1 graham craker and 2 squares from chocolate bar and put the chocolate on one of the cracker.
3.Then take hot out of the campfire marshmallow and put on top of chocolate.
4. Cover marshmallow with a second graham craker.
Eat and repeat.
If your grandson is there, you will be making more for him than you but, it will be worth it.

[Mornin Beef]

i dont make authentic hummus but

two cans of garbanzanos
small red onion
half a head of garlic
salt
pepper
cilantro
white wine or juice from the bean can
cayenne pepper

goes in blender. Add liquid as needed during blending. Dont go crazy on the red onion or it will be snappy as hell

[aunt betty]

What is tahini?

I was with guy from duck club shopping for groceries. Picked up some hummus. I thought it was a single serving of lasagna or something. Clueless.
He said, "you never had hummus before?" bought it and some chips.
Later that night after I was half moonshined up he reminded me about the snacks. We had burned one so I was like, "bring it on".
We ate the whole thing.
Hummus is good. Like bean dip only way better.
Try it if you havent. It wont keep you out of heaven.
K?

[Mornin Beef]

What is tahini?

I was with guy from duck club shopping for groceries. Picked up some hummus. I thought it was a single serving of lasagna or something. Clueless.
He said, "you never had hummus before?" bought it and some chips.
Later that night after I was half moonshined up he reminded me about the snacks. We had burned one so I was like, "bring it on".
We ate the whole thing.
Hummus is good. Like bean dip only way better.
Try it if you havent. It wont keep you out of heaven.
K?

toasted sesami paste or something. something with sesame seeds.

[jehler]

Ground sesame seeds, like peanut butter but not peanuts

[jehler]

I like toasted cumin and lemon juice in mine

[Bootlipkiller]

Sorry, I'm more of a smores type of guy.
First, I get a pack of graham crackers, Hersheys milk chocolate bar and a package of marshmallows.
1. roast a full size marshmallow over a campfire, until golden brown. (careful, do not burn or you have to start over)
2. take 1 graham craker and 2 squares from chocolate bar and put the chocolate on one of the cracker.
3.Then take hot out of the campfire marshmallow and put on top of chocolate.
4. Cover marshmallow with a second graham craker.
Eat and repeat.
If your grandson is there, you will be making more for him than you but, it will be worth it.

[Feelin' Fowl]

Sorry, I'm more of a smores type of guy.
First, I get a pack of graham crackers, Hersheys milk chocolate bar and a package of marshmallows.
1. roast a full size marshmallow over a campfire, until golden brown. (careful, do not burn or you have to start over)
2. take 1 graham craker and 2 squares from chocolate bar and put the chocolate on one of the cracker.
3.Then take hot out of the campfire marshmallow and put on top of chocolate.
4. Cover marshmallow with a second graham craker.
Eat and repeat.
If your grandson is there, you will be making more for him than you but, it will be worth it.

One of my favorites!

I think this is where something clever about tapatalk should go.

[rebelp74]

I like toasted cumin and lemon juice in mine

x2 on the cumin but try lime juice instead of lemon, compliments the cumin better.

[aunt betty]

Ground sesame seeds, like peanut butter but not peanuts

Wife got up this morning...said, "lets make hummus". Eww. Lol
So I googled a recipe...
They said start by making a base with tahini and lemon juice. The secret to making it really smooth is the order you add the ingredients...bla bla.
She said,"wtf is tahini and where is it in there store?"." Forget it, will just buy hummus "and thats the end of story.
Damn...
I looked it up and the stuff is 8-10 bucks for a lil jar.
Fuck it.
Epic hummus failure.

[jehler]

Ground sesame seeds, like peanut butter but not peanuts

Wife got up this morning...said, "lets make hummus". Eww. Lol
So I googled a recipe...
They said start by making a base with tahini and lemon juice. The secret to making it really smooth is the order you add the ingredients...bla bla.
She said,"wtf is tahini and where is it in there store?"." Forget it, will just buy hummus "and thats the end of story.
Damn...
I looked it up and the stuff is 8-10 bucks for a lil jar.
Fuck it.
Epic hummus failure.

find a whole foods store, they will grind it fresh and it is pricey but it doesn't take a lot, hummus is 90% garbanzo bean

[aunt betty]

Zoomies? Dumb as hell.

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[assateague]

Saw that commercial the other day. I thought it was a joke for the first 20 seconds or so. It was even funnier when I realized it was real.

[3legged_lab]

Is this for fuckin real? WTF is hummus?

[rebelp74]

Garbanzo bean dip. You need to live a little.

[assateague]

Don't listen to Reb. Just go get a tin of Frito-Lay Bean Dip and call it good. 1/3 the price, same texture, and much better taste. Especially on Fritos.

[rebelp74]

That's only because you're mexican.

[3legged_lab]

Mmmmmm, bean puree. Sounds exhilarating.

[rebelp74]

It is pretty good though

[Flightstopper]

Hot bean dip and spicy nacho Doritos. Gorguckinmay!

[assateague]

That's only because you're mexican.

Could be.


But that shit is delicious. I can't stop eating until the can is empty.

[rebelp74]

Hot bean dip and spicy nacho Doritos. Gorguckinmay!

gorguckinmay sounds pretty accurate

[rebelp74]

That's only because you're mexican.

Could be.


But that shit is delicious. I can't stop eating until the can is empty.

Troof, but I'm flight on the doritos.

[aunt betty]

This is really good. 3 bucks.

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[Mornin Beef]

Don't listen to Reb. Just go get a tin of Frito-Lay Bean Dip and call it good. 1/3 the price, same texture, and much better taste. Especially on Fritos.

my garbanzo dip is way cheaper than that monkey poop and takes less than 15 minutes and isn't monkey poop.

[assateague]

I splurge.

[aunt betty]

The lid on that container...is misleading.
Open it up and it has chunks of black n green olives.
Good. Good.
Came from walmart or TK would call it gourmet.
I like to spread hummus on a flour tortilla. Roll it up like a joint.
Pop in microwave ten or fifteen secs.
Mmmmm
Use hummus like glue when making burritos.

[(MT)Montanafowler]

i love hummus, put it on a roast beef sandwich. get the good (cheap) shit at costco, giant tubs of it.