Routines

[aunt betty]

My wife is a creature of habit...big time.
If I do anything to upset the harmony of that routine...there will be blood.
Little stuff like who gets up first...if I wait and sleep in a minute or two...Im pissing in the back yard because she has to have the bathroom for 35 fucking minutes to wash n blow dry her hair.
She showers before bed like everyone but hairwashing...is a routine that can not be broken.
The hair dryer....wait 25 years and watch your wife fry her fucking hair off. I have....
She insists on doing it still. Her hair...is baked, fryed, frazzled, etc. Blowdryer damaged.

I am in the dog house because I beat her to the shitter.
Fuck it. Im watching huckleberry finn on amc.

[FlintRiverFowler]

This sounds more like OCD accompanied by her being the dominant one, tough break betty.

[aunt betty]

Made me wsh Id splattered and not flushed. I mean if I am gunna be punished....may as well make it good.
I need to borrow jarbo a minute. I heard he makes good stinky messes and takes pride in his work.

[Mornin Beef]

Id be furious if I had to blow dry my hair with your farts too. Downright homicidal.

[NuffDaddy]

I wake up take a shit, eat, shower, go to work, kill something or get stuff ready to kill something, eat, sleep, repeat.

[capt1972]

She shouldn't be in the bathroom in the morning, she should be in the kitchen making you breakfast!

[rebelp74]

Very first thing I do when I wake is brush my teeth. I hate that morning teeth feeling. I mean I hate it. It is the very first thing I do.

[Feelin' Fowl]

Very first thing I do when I wake is brush my teeth. I hate that morning teeth feeling. I mean I hate it. It is the very first thing I do.

x2! Sometimes it feels like a cat shit in your mouth while you were sleeping. Worst feeling ever!

I think this is where something clever about tapatalk should go.

[rebelp74]

Very first thing I do when I wake is brush my teeth. I hate that morning teeth feeling. I mean I hate it. It is the very first thing I do.

x2! Sometimes it feels like a cat shit in your mouth while you were sleeping. Worst feeling ever!

I think this is where something clever about tapatalk should go.

Never had a cat shit in my mouth so I wouldn't know, but I hate morning mouth.

[Feelin' Fowl]

Very first thing I do when I wake is brush my teeth. I hate that morning teeth feeling. I mean I hate it. It is the very first thing I do.

x2! Sometimes it feels like a cat shit in your mouth while you were sleeping. Worst feeling ever!

I think this is where something clever about tapatalk should go.

Never had a cat shit in my mouth so I wouldn't know, but I hate morning mouth.

You need to get out more!

I think this is where something clever about tapatalk should go.

[rebelp74]

Very first thing I do when I wake is brush my teeth. I hate that morning teeth feeling. I mean I hate it. It is the very first thing I do.

x2! Sometimes it feels like a cat shit in your mouth while you were sleeping. Worst feeling ever!

I think this is where something clever about tapatalk should go.

Never had a cat shit in my mouth so I wouldn't know, but I hate morning mouth.

You need to get out more!

I think this is where something clever about tapatalk should go.

If that's what it entales(or however you spell it) I'll pass.

[Feelin' Fowl]

Very first thing I do when I wake is brush my teeth. I hate that morning teeth feeling. I mean I hate it. It is the very first thing I do.

x2! Sometimes it feels like a cat shit in your mouth while you were sleeping. Worst feeling ever!

I think this is where something clever about tapatalk should go.

Never had a cat shit in my mouth so I wouldn't know, but I hate morning mouth.

You need to get out more!

I think this is where something clever about tapatalk should go.

If that's what it entales(or however you spell it) I'll pass.

Chicken!

I think this is where something clever about tapatalk should go.

[rebelp74]

Say what!

[Feelin' Fowl]

Say what!

You gotsta take some chances. A little cat shit never killed anyone!

I think this is where something clever about tapatalk should go.

[rebelp74]

pfft!

[goodkarmarising]

I have to be at work anywhere from 30 minutes to 3 hours before my wife heads to her job. Sounds like you have all kinds of problems betty.

[assateague]

Very first thing I do when I wake is brush my teeth. I hate that morning teeth feeling. I mean I hate it. It is the very first thing I do.

Same here. On some of the times in the Army, when I was out for up to 3 weeks without a shower, it was amazing what brushing your teeth could do. Made you feel clean, and right with the world. Even though you were filthy and smelled of sweaty ass.

[ManlyMan]

Wake up
Look at my phone for 5 minutes. Catch up on what I missed
Go pee
Get in shower
Eat breakfast in my skivvies
Get dressed brush my teeth
Walk out the door

[assateague]

Why do you pee before you get in the shower?

[waterfowlman]

Wake up
Look at my phone for 5 minutes. Catch up on what I missed
Go pee
Get in shower
Eat breakfast in my skivvies
Get dressed brush my teeth
Walk out the door

No morning dump?

[ManlyMan]

Wake up
Look at my phone for 5 minutes. Catch up on what I missed
Go pee
Get in shower
Eat breakfast in my skivvies
Get dressed brush my teeth
Walk out the door

No morning dump?

More of an afternoon/evening guy.

[(MT)Montanafowler]

piss. first fucking thing. i wake up when i have to piss, period.

my routine has changed somewhat since taking this new job, i actually have time in the morning to do shit.

next thing is make coffee
brush teeth and start soaking my shave brush and soap.
go pour a cup
shave
get dressed
drink coffee for 2 hours.

[capt1972]

jerk off! #1 thing to do in the morning.

[rebelp74]

jerk off! #1 thing to do in the morning.

Lonely nights?

[capt1972]

jerk off! #1 thing to do in the morning.

Lonely nights?

Nope, just like starting my day off with a bang

[rebelp74]

jerk off! #1 thing to do in the morning.

Lonely nights?

Nope, just like starting my day off with a bang

#fingerbang

[3legged_lab]

jerk off! #1 thing to do in the morning.

What is this, family feud?

Piss first
Get coffee pot going
Brush teeth
Get dressed
Pour coffee
Head to work.

[capt1972]

jerk off! #1 thing to do in the morning.

What is this, family feud?

Piss first
Get coffee pot going
Brush teeth
Get dressed
Pour coffee
Head to work.

Survey says.......

[rebelp74]

Am I the only one that brushes his teeth while pissing?

[3legged_lab]

Am I the only one that brushes his teeth while pissing?

I like to brush my teeth while looking in the mirror, that would entail me pissing in the sink.