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My wife is a creature of habit...big time.
If I do anything to upset the harmony of that routine...there will be blood.
Little stuff like who gets up first...if I wait and sleep in a minute or two...Im pissing in the back yard because she has to have the bathroom for 35 fucking minutes to wash n blow dry her hair.
She showers before bed like everyone but hairwashing...is a routine that can not be broken.
The hair dryer....wait 25 years and watch your wife fry her fucking hair off. I have....
She insists on doing it still. Her hair...is baked, fryed, frazzled, etc. Blowdryer damaged.

I am in the dog house because I beat her to the shitter.
Fuck it. Im watching huckleberry finn on amc.

This sounds more like OCD accompanied by her being the dominant one, tough break betty.

Made me wsh Id splattered and not flushed. I mean if I am gunna be punished....may as well make it good.
I need to borrow jarbo a minute. I heard he makes good stinky messes and takes pride in his work.

Id be furious if I had to blow dry my hair with your farts too. Downright homicidal.

I wake up take a shit, eat, shower, go to work, kill something or get stuff ready to kill something, eat, sleep, repeat.

She shouldn't be in the bathroom in the morning, she should be in the kitchen making you breakfast!

Very first thing I do when I wake is brush my teeth. I hate that morning teeth feeling. I mean I hate it. It is the very first thing I do.

rebelp74 wrote:Very first thing I do when I wake is brush my teeth. I hate that morning teeth feeling. I mean I hate it. It is the very first thing I do.

x2! Sometimes it feels like a cat shit in your mouth while you were sleeping. Worst feeling ever!

I think this is where something clever about tapatalk should go.

Feelin' Fowl wrote:

rebelp74 wrote:Very first thing I do when I wake is brush my teeth. I hate that morning teeth feeling. I mean I hate it. It is the very first thing I do.

x2! Sometimes it feels like a cat shit in your mouth while you were sleeping. Worst feeling ever!

I think this is where something clever about tapatalk should go.

Never had a cat shit in my mouth so I wouldn't know, but I hate morning mouth.

rebelp74 wrote:

Feelin' Fowl wrote:

rebelp74 wrote:Very first thing I do when I wake is brush my teeth. I hate that morning teeth feeling. I mean I hate it. It is the very first thing I do.

x2! Sometimes it feels like a cat shit in your mouth while you were sleeping. Worst feeling ever!

I think this is where something clever about tapatalk should go.

Never had a cat shit in my mouth so I wouldn't know, but I hate morning mouth.

You need to get out more!

I think this is where something clever about tapatalk should go.

Feelin' Fowl wrote:

rebelp74 wrote:

Feelin' Fowl wrote:

rebelp74 wrote:Very first thing I do when I wake is brush my teeth. I hate that morning teeth feeling. I mean I hate it. It is the very first thing I do.

x2! Sometimes it feels like a cat shit in your mouth while you were sleeping. Worst feeling ever!

I think this is where something clever about tapatalk should go.

Never had a cat shit in my mouth so I wouldn't know, but I hate morning mouth.

You need to get out more!

I think this is where something clever about tapatalk should go.

If that's what it entales(or however you spell it) I'll pass.

rebelp74 wrote:

Feelin' Fowl wrote:

rebelp74 wrote:

Feelin' Fowl wrote:

rebelp74 wrote:Very first thing I do when I wake is brush my teeth. I hate that morning teeth feeling. I mean I hate it. It is the very first thing I do.

x2! Sometimes it feels like a cat shit in your mouth while you were sleeping. Worst feeling ever!

I think this is where something clever about tapatalk should go.

Never had a cat shit in my mouth so I wouldn't know, but I hate morning mouth.

You need to get out more!

I think this is where something clever about tapatalk should go.

If that's what it entales(or however you spell it) I'll pass.

Chicken!

I think this is where something clever about tapatalk should go.

Say what!

rebelp74 wrote:Say what!

You gotsta take some chances. A little cat shit never killed anyone!

I think this is where something clever about tapatalk should go.

pfft!

I have to be at work anywhere from 30 minutes to 3 hours before my wife heads to her job. Sounds like you have all kinds of problems betty.

rebelp74 wrote:Very first thing I do when I wake is brush my teeth. I hate that morning teeth feeling. I mean I hate it. It is the very first thing I do.

Same here. On some of the times in the Army, when I was out for up to 3 weeks without a shower, it was amazing what brushing your teeth could do. Made you feel clean, and right with the world. Even though you were filthy and smelled of sweaty ass.

Wake up
Look at my phone for 5 minutes. Catch up on what I missed
Go pee
Get in shower
Eat breakfast in my skivvies
Get dressed brush my teeth
Walk out the door

Why do you pee before you get in the shower?

ManlyMan wrote:Wake up
Look at my phone for 5 minutes. Catch up on what I missed
Go pee
Get in shower
Eat breakfast in my skivvies
Get dressed brush my teeth
Walk out the door

No morning dump?

waterfowlman wrote:

ManlyMan wrote:Wake up
Look at my phone for 5 minutes. Catch up on what I missed
Go pee
Get in shower
Eat breakfast in my skivvies
Get dressed brush my teeth
Walk out the door

No morning dump?

More of an afternoon/evening guy.

piss. first fucking thing. i wake up when i have to piss, period.

my routine has changed somewhat since taking this new job, i actually have time in the morning to do shit.

next thing is make coffee
brush teeth and start soaking my shave brush and soap.
go pour a cup
shave
get dressed
drink coffee for 2 hours.

jerk off! #1 thing to do in the morning.

capt1972 wrote:jerk off! #1 thing to do in the morning.

Lonely nights?

rebelp74 wrote:

capt1972 wrote:jerk off! #1 thing to do in the morning.

Lonely nights?

Nope, just like starting my day off with a bang

capt1972 wrote:

rebelp74 wrote:

capt1972 wrote:jerk off! #1 thing to do in the morning.

Lonely nights?

Nope, just like starting my day off with a bang

#fingerbang

capt1972 wrote:jerk off! #1 thing to do in the morning.

What is this, family feud?

Piss first
Get coffee pot going
Brush teeth
Get dressed
Pour coffee
Head to work.

3legged_lab wrote:

capt1972 wrote:jerk off! #1 thing to do in the morning.

What is this, family feud?

Piss first
Get coffee pot going
Brush teeth
Get dressed
Pour coffee
Head to work.

Survey says.......

Am I the only one that brushes his teeth while pissing?

rebelp74 wrote:Am I the only one that brushes his teeth while pissing?

I like to brush my teeth while looking in the mirror, that would entail me pissing in the sink.