1000 fairies fanning with mint leaves

[Goldfish]

What was that stuff that this was the description for? Last weekend welding in the humid heat got kinda swampy.

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[aunt betty]

What was that stuff that this was the description for? Last weekend welding in the humid heat got kinda swampy.

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WE have that!
Here at...
Aunt Betty's Sunshine, Lollypops, and Rainbows Duck Hunting Club™
That's part of our service is having 1000 fairies fan you with mint leaves.
HOW did you hack into my PC and get this released before the club has even been opened yet?
I gotsa know.

[assateague]

I think it was Gold Bond, not sure which one though. I prefer the yellow bottle, but I've never tried the green.

[jehler]

Green bottle gold bond baby

[Weston81]

You gotta work through the first few minutes of the green bottle the first time you apply it. Kinda scary in a way, it gets so damn cold!

[assateague]

I can imagine. The yellow bottle is about all I want for a couple minutes. Don;'t think I'd go with "extra menthol" based on that.

[3legged_lab]

Are you guys "dusting" your junk with this stuff?

[Tomkat]

Are you guys "dusting" your junk with this stuff?

Yes. Gold for me

[3legged_lab]

This is all foreign to me. Do just sprinkle some in your undies while getting ready? Or is like a baby scenario where you have to lay on the bed with your feet up in the air and have the ole lady dust it up good in all the nooks and crannies?

[Mornin Beef]

Id like to put gold bond on scarjos tit tays.

[sws002]

Like 1000 tiny fingers massaging your scrotum. Wife can't even go in the bathroom for about 10 minutes after application, has to wait until the smoke clears.

[DeadEye_Dan]

This is all foreign to me. Do just sprinkle some in your undies while getting ready? Or is like a baby scenario where you have to lay on the bed with your feet up in the air and have the ole lady dust it up good in all the nooks and crannies?

I almost pissed myself laughing!

[3legged_lab]

This is all foreign to me. Do just sprinkle some in your undies while getting ready? Or is like a baby scenario where you have to lay on the bed with your feet up in the air and have the ole lady dust it up good in all the nooks and crannies?

I almost pissed myself laughing!

You pictured it, didn't you?

[DeadEye_Dan]

Yes. Vividly.

[Willie]

It better than regular Johnson's baby powder?

[Feelin' Fowl]

It better than regular Johnson's baby powder?

Much better

[assateague]

It better than regular Johnson's baby powder?

Hell yes.

[Fowlplay]

This is all foreign to me. Do just sprinkle some in your undies while getting ready? Or is like a baby scenario where you have to lay on the bed with your feet up in the air and have the ole lady dust it up good in all the nooks and crannies?

I almost pissed myself laughing!

You pictured it, didn't you?

yea this got me too

[assateague]

Like 1000 tiny fingers massaging your scrotum. Wife can't even go in the bathroom for about 10 minutes after application, has to wait until the smoke clears.

That's the truth. My wife says "it smells like a Hall's factory blew up in there, dammit".

[jarbo03]

After days like today, it makes all better. Gold Bond green, a fan, loose shorts, and a cold beer. Magically your problems start to go away.

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[3legged_lab]

You guys make a strong case.... but its still funny.

[jarbo03]

Just do it

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[sws002]

You guys make a strong case.... but its still funny.

Agreed, and I assure you, the application process is not pretty, but it is definitely worth it.

[3legged_lab]

Pretty sure I already painted a picture of how you guys apply it. Lolz

[assateague]

You guys make a strong case.... but its still funny.

Agreed, and I assure you, the application process is not pretty, but it is definitely worth it.

You're killing me with this thread. I thought I was the only one that basically cropdusted the bathroom, but apparently not.

[3legged_lab]

Again, forgive my ignorance, but when you sweat doesn't it make mud?

[jarbo03]

Had a texture repair this afternoon, in a house where dude shut the A/C off. Afterwards I wanted nothing more than to flour my bag and sit infront of the fan.

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[Feelin' Fowl]

Again, forgive my ignorance, but when you sweat doesn't it make mud?

Not if done properly BEFOREHAND. If you forget, it's too late...

[bill herian]

I'm going to start doing this, but after I get done, I'm going to do the Lebron James chalk toss thing.

And people will cheer.

[Feelin' Fowl]

I'm going to start doing this, but after I get done, I'm going to do the Lebron James chalk toss thing.

And people will cheer.

I think this is where something clever about tapatalk should go.