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1000 fairies fanning with mint leaves
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Wed Jun 26, 2013 12:53 pmby Goldfish
What was that stuff that this was the description for? Last weekend welding in the humid heat got kinda swampy.
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Re: 1000 fairies fanning with mint leaves
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Wed Jun 26, 2013 1:06 pmby aunt betty
Goldfish wrote:What was that stuff that this was the description for? Last weekend welding in the humid heat got kinda swampy.
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WE have that!
Here at...
Aunt Betty's Sunshine, Lollypops, and Rainbows Duck Hunting Club™
That's part of our service is having 1000 fairies fan you with mint leaves.
HOW did you hack into my PC and get this released before the club has even been opened yet?
I gotsa know.
Re: 1000 fairies fanning with mint leaves
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Wed Jun 26, 2013 1:11 pmby assateague
I think it was Gold Bond, not sure which one though. I prefer the yellow bottle, but I've never tried the green.
Re: 1000 fairies fanning with mint leaves
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Wed Jun 26, 2013 2:05 pmby jehler
Green bottle gold bond baby
Re: 1000 fairies fanning with mint leaves
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Wed Jun 26, 2013 3:36 pmby Weston81
You gotta work through the first few minutes of the green bottle the first time you apply it. Kinda scary in a way, it gets so damn cold!
Re: 1000 fairies fanning with mint leaves
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Wed Jun 26, 2013 4:53 pmby assateague
I can imagine. The yellow bottle is about all I want for a couple minutes. Don;'t think I'd go with "extra menthol" based on that.
Re: 1000 fairies fanning with mint leaves
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Wed Jun 26, 2013 5:23 pmby 3legged_lab
Are you guys "dusting" your junk with this stuff?
Re: 1000 fairies fanning with mint leaves
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Wed Jun 26, 2013 5:26 pmby Tomkat
3legged_lab wrote:Are you guys "dusting" your junk with this stuff?
Yes. Gold for me
Re: 1000 fairies fanning with mint leaves
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Wed Jun 26, 2013 6:01 pmby 3legged_lab
This is all foreign to me. Do just sprinkle some in your undies while getting ready? Or is like a baby scenario where you have to lay on the bed with your feet up in the air and have the ole lady dust it up good in all the nooks and crannies?
Re: 1000 fairies fanning with mint leaves
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Wed Jun 26, 2013 6:03 pmby Mornin Beef
Id like to put gold bond on scarjos tit tays.
Re: 1000 fairies fanning with mint leaves
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Wed Jun 26, 2013 6:14 pmby sws002
Like 1000 tiny fingers massaging your scrotum. Wife can't even go in the bathroom for about 10 minutes after application, has to wait until the smoke clears.
Re: 1000 fairies fanning with mint leaves
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Wed Jun 26, 2013 6:36 pmby DeadEye_Dan
3legged_lab wrote:This is all foreign to me. Do just sprinkle some in your undies while getting ready? Or is like a baby scenario where you have to lay on the bed with your feet up in the air and have the ole lady dust it up good in all the nooks and crannies?
I almost pissed myself laughing!
Re: 1000 fairies fanning with mint leaves
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Wed Jun 26, 2013 8:41 pmby 3legged_lab
DeadEye_Dan wrote:3legged_lab wrote:This is all foreign to me. Do just sprinkle some in your undies while getting ready? Or is like a baby scenario where you have to lay on the bed with your feet up in the air and have the ole lady dust it up good in all the nooks and crannies?
I almost pissed myself laughing!
You pictured it, didn't you?
Re: 1000 fairies fanning with mint leaves
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Wed Jun 26, 2013 8:46 pmby DeadEye_Dan
Yes. Vividly.
Re: 1000 fairies fanning with mint leaves
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Wed Jun 26, 2013 8:51 pmby Willie
It better than regular Johnson's baby powder?
Re: 1000 fairies fanning with mint leaves
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Wed Jun 26, 2013 8:52 pmby Feelin' Fowl
Willie wrote:It better than regular Johnson's baby powder?
Much better
Re: 1000 fairies fanning with mint leaves
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Wed Jun 26, 2013 10:12 pmby assateague
Willie wrote:It better than regular Johnson's baby powder?
Hell yes.
Re: 1000 fairies fanning with mint leaves
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Wed Jun 26, 2013 10:31 pmby Fowlplay
3legged_lab wrote:DeadEye_Dan wrote:3legged_lab wrote:This is all foreign to me. Do just sprinkle some in your undies while getting ready? Or is like a baby scenario where you have to lay on the bed with your feet up in the air and have the ole lady dust it up good in all the nooks and crannies?
I almost pissed myself laughing!
You pictured it, didn't you?
yea this got me too
Re: 1000 fairies fanning with mint leaves
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Wed Jun 26, 2013 10:47 pmby assateague
Re: 1000 fairies fanning with mint leaves
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Wed Jun 26, 2013 11:19 pmby jarbo03
After days like today, it makes all better. Gold Bond green, a fan, loose shorts, and a cold beer. Magically your problems start to go away.
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Re: 1000 fairies fanning with mint leaves
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Wed Jun 26, 2013 11:24 pmby 3legged_lab
You guys make a strong case.... but its still funny.
Re: 1000 fairies fanning with mint leaves
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Wed Jun 26, 2013 11:29 pmby jarbo03
Just do it
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Re: 1000 fairies fanning with mint leaves
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Wed Jun 26, 2013 11:30 pmby sws002
3legged_lab wrote:You guys make a strong case.... but its still funny.
Agreed, and I assure you, the application process is not pretty, but it is definitely worth it.
Re: 1000 fairies fanning with mint leaves
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Wed Jun 26, 2013 11:46 pmby 3legged_lab
Pretty sure I already painted a picture of how you guys apply it. Lolz
Re: 1000 fairies fanning with mint leaves
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Wed Jun 26, 2013 11:49 pmby assateague
sws002 wrote:3legged_lab wrote:You guys make a strong case.... but its still funny.
Agreed, and I assure you, the application process is not pretty, but it is definitely worth it.
You're killing me with this thread. I thought I was the only one that basically cropdusted the bathroom, but apparently not.
Re: 1000 fairies fanning with mint leaves
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Wed Jun 26, 2013 11:57 pmby 3legged_lab
Again, forgive my ignorance, but when you sweat doesn't it make mud?
Re: 1000 fairies fanning with mint leaves
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Thu Jun 27, 2013 12:01 amby jarbo03
Had a texture repair this afternoon, in a house where dude shut the A/C off. Afterwards I wanted nothing more than to flour my bag and sit infront of the fan.
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Re: 1000 fairies fanning with mint leaves
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Thu Jun 27, 2013 12:18 amby Feelin' Fowl
3legged_lab wrote:Again, forgive my ignorance, but when you sweat doesn't it make mud?
Not if done properly BEFOREHAND. If you forget, it's too late...
Re: 1000 fairies fanning with mint leaves
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Thu Jun 27, 2013 1:46 amby bill herian
I'm going to start doing this, but after I get done, I'm going to do the Lebron James chalk toss thing.
And people will cheer.
Re: 1000 fairies fanning with mint leaves
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Thu Jun 27, 2013 1:59 amby Feelin' Fowl
bill herian wrote:I'm going to start doing this, but after I get done, I'm going to do the Lebron James chalk toss thing.
And people will cheer.
I think this is where something clever about tapatalk should go.