LadyFriend texted me to tell me how excited she was to get the flowers I sent her. I let her know I didnt send no flowers. She then texted me back with this:
People already moving in on my turf.
Oddly enough we have the same name.
AWWW HELLL NO
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Re: AWWW HELLL NO
by The Duck Hammer » Sun Jul 21, 2013 2:28 pm
Challenge him to an old school duel.
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Re: AWWW HELLL NO
by ManlyMan » Sun Jul 21, 2013 2:31 pm
The Duck Hammer wrote:Challenge him to an old school duel.
I texted him back asking if he was interested in the 230lb hairy, overweight man or the 125lb blonde.
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Re: AWWW HELLL NO
by one2many » Sun Jul 21, 2013 2:33 pm
thats some funny shit Doc
No helicopter looking for a murder
Two in the mornin got the Fatburger
Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp
And it read, "Jeffys a pimp"
Two in the mornin got the Fatburger
Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp
And it read, "Jeffys a pimp"
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Re: AWWW HELLL NO
by cw1074 » Sun Jul 21, 2013 2:36 pm
Should have left his number intact. We could have had some fun with that.
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Re: AWWW HELLL NO
by Feelin' Fowl » Sun Jul 21, 2013 2:42 pm
rebelp74 wrote:Yeah I have a yacht, suck it bitches!
Reinstate West Virginia!
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Re: AWWW HELLL NO
by huntall6 » Sun Jul 21, 2013 2:53 pm
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
Or just show him the chainsaw pics and he will cower in the corner over your manliness...
Or just show him the chainsaw pics and he will cower in the corner over your manliness...
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Re: AWWW HELLL NO
by Feelin' Fowl » Sun Jul 21, 2013 2:55 pm
If you had a Yeti he would have known better...
rebelp74 wrote:Yeah I have a yacht, suck it bitches!
Reinstate West Virginia!
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Re: AWWW HELLL NO
by Willie » Sun Jul 21, 2013 2:56 pm
Damn Andrew...that's not good.
You go by Andrew, Andy, Drew?
You go by Andrew, Andy, Drew?
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Re: AWWW HELLL NO
by ManlyMan » Sun Jul 21, 2013 2:57 pm
Feelin' Fowl wrote:If you had a Yeti he would have known better...
Dude, you're right. Maybe he has a yeti and he thinks he's the alpha male. I've got to get one of those freakin things.
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Re: AWWW HELLL NO
by Feelin' Fowl » Sun Jul 21, 2013 2:58 pm
ManlyMan wrote:Feelin' Fowl wrote:If you had a Yeti he would have known better...
Dude, you're right. Maybe he has a yeti and he thinks he's the alpha male. I've got to get one of those freakin things.
RIGHT NOW!!! And not a roadie. 65 qt. or bigger, or be prepared to risk it all...
rebelp74 wrote:Yeah I have a yacht, suck it bitches!
Reinstate West Virginia!
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Re: AWWW HELLL NO
by one2many » Sun Jul 21, 2013 3:04 pm
Feelin' Fowl wrote:ManlyMan wrote:Feelin' Fowl wrote:If you had a Yeti he would have known better...
Dude, you're right. Maybe he has a yeti and he thinks he's the alpha male. I've got to get one of those freakin things.
RIGHT NOW!!! And not a roadie. 65 qt. or bigger, or be prepared to risk it all...
he for sure needs to mark his territory better
No helicopter looking for a murder
Two in the mornin got the Fatburger
Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp
And it read, "Jeffys a pimp"
Two in the mornin got the Fatburger
Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp
And it read, "Jeffys a pimp"
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Re: AWWW HELLL NO
by ManlyMan » Sun Jul 21, 2013 3:05 pm
Feelin' Fowl wrote:ManlyMan wrote:Feelin' Fowl wrote:If you had a Yeti he would have known better...
Dude, you're right. Maybe he has a yeti and he thinks he's the alpha male. I've got to get one of those freakin things.
RIGHT NOW!!! And not a roadie. 65 qt. or bigger, or be prepared to risk it all...
Totes need a 105. STAT
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Re: AWWW HELLL NO
by DeadEye_Dan » Sun Jul 21, 2013 3:08 pm
What's the big deal? It's not like she's married.
Cover your ears, Darlin'
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Re: AWWW HELLL NO
by one2many » Sun Jul 21, 2013 3:08 pm
No helicopter looking for a murder
Two in the mornin got the Fatburger
Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp
And it read, "Jeffys a pimp"
Two in the mornin got the Fatburger
Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp
And it read, "Jeffys a pimp"
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Re: AWWW HELLL NO
by Willie » Sun Jul 21, 2013 3:10 pm
Yeah Andy, go getcha a 105 and that gal is all yours.
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Re: AWWW HELLL NO
by MuddyWaterWarlock » Sun Jul 21, 2013 3:12 pm
one2many wrote:Feelin' Fowl wrote:ManlyMan wrote:Feelin' Fowl wrote:If you had a Yeti he would have known better...
Dude, you're right. Maybe he has a yeti and he thinks he's the alpha male. I've got to get one of those freakin things.
RIGHT NOW!!! And not a roadie. 65 qt. or bigger, or be prepared to risk it all...
he for sure needs to mark his territory better
Doc, you will have to go piss on the girls door frame each morning to ward off the competition.
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Re: AWWW HELLL NO
by ManlyMan » Sun Jul 21, 2013 3:15 pm
Haha fair enough.
Lady was freaked out. She has no idea who the guy is. Apparently he just moved in and it was probably a 70dollar bouquet of flowers.
Lady was freaked out. She has no idea who the guy is. Apparently he just moved in and it was probably a 70dollar bouquet of flowers.
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Re: AWWW HELLL NO
by cw1074 » Sun Jul 21, 2013 3:25 pm
ManlyMan wrote:Haha fair enough.
Lady was freaked out. She has no idea who the guy is. Apparently he just moved in and it was probably a 70dollar bouquet of flowers.
Dudes got a good game plan though, although creepish. Send an expensive bouquet to random girls in the apartment and see who bites. At least he didn't show up at her door helicoptering!
Did you ever get a response back from your text to him?
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Re: AWWW HELLL NO
by ManlyMan » Sun Jul 21, 2013 3:29 pm
Haha I didn't actually send that to him. I just told him while she appreciated the flowers she was dating me and wasn't interested. She didnt want to make contact from her phone because then he'd have her number.
He just responded saying it was all good
He just responded saying it was all good
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Re: AWWW HELLL NO
by Redbeard » Sun Jul 21, 2013 3:32 pm
Fuck that shit. Grow some balls Doc. Go knock on his front door and let him know who the fucking alpha male is in the apartment complex. Since you're always claiming that title. While he apologizes to you (hopefully you're alpha enough that he does), whip out your dork and piss on his front step. When he says WTF?! Tell him you're marking YOUR territory
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Re: AWWW HELLL NO
by Redbeard » Sun Jul 21, 2013 3:34 pm
a dude that brazen won't quit, especially when he sees you coming home from target carrying fresh petunias in your scrubsManlyMan wrote:Haha I didn't actually send that to him. I just told him while she appreciated the flowers she was dating me and wasn't interested. She didnt want to make contact from her phone because then he'd have her number.
He just responded saying it was all good
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
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Re: AWWW HELLL NO
by Redbeard » Sun Jul 21, 2013 3:35 pm
Love ya Doc!
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
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Re: AWWW HELLL NO
by DeadEye_Dan » Sun Jul 21, 2013 3:45 pm
Dude - send him pics of Princess and Petunia. Then he'll understand what he's up against!
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Re: AWWW HELLL NO
by ManlyMan » Sun Jul 21, 2013 3:53 pm
ITS PIPER!DeadEye_Dan wrote:Dude - send him pics of Princess and Petunia. Then he'll understand what he's up against!
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Re: AWWW HELLL NO
by DeadEye_Dan » Sun Jul 21, 2013 3:54 pm
Beggin' forgiveness - I'd never want to upset an Alpha of your stature.
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Re: AWWW HELLL NO
by capt1972 » Sun Jul 21, 2013 3:56 pm
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Re: AWWW HELLL NO
by waterfowlman » Sun Jul 21, 2013 4:22 pm
Post his damn number Doc....let the fellas here have a little fun. Hell, I'll call him and explain to him in very clear terms exactly how he's gonna be fed his own nutsack if he doesn't learn some manners fast!
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Re: AWWW HELLL NO
by Redbeard » Sun Jul 21, 2013 4:29 pm
I'll pull a Favre and send him pictures of my balls
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