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AWWW HELLL NO
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Sun Jul 21, 2013 2:26 pmby ManlyMan
LadyFriend texted me to tell me how excited she was to get the flowers I sent her. I let her know I didnt send no flowers. She then texted me back with this:
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People already moving in on my turf.
Oddly enough we have the same name.
Re: AWWW HELLL NO
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Sun Jul 21, 2013 2:28 pmby The Duck Hammer
Challenge him to an old school duel.
Re: AWWW HELLL NO
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Sun Jul 21, 2013 2:31 pmby ManlyMan
The Duck Hammer wrote:Challenge him to an old school duel.
I texted him back asking if he was interested in the 230lb hairy, overweight man or the 125lb blonde.
Re: AWWW HELLL NO
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Sun Jul 21, 2013 2:33 pmby one2many
thats some funny shit Doc
Re: AWWW HELLL NO
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Sun Jul 21, 2013 2:36 pmby cw1074
Should have left his number intact. We could have had some fun with that.
Re: AWWW HELLL NO
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Sun Jul 21, 2013 2:42 pmby Feelin' Fowl
Re: AWWW HELLL NO
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Sun Jul 21, 2013 2:53 pmby huntall6
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
Or just show him the chainsaw pics and he will cower in the corner over your manliness...
Re: AWWW HELLL NO
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Sun Jul 21, 2013 2:55 pmby Feelin' Fowl
If you had a Yeti he would have known better...
Re: AWWW HELLL NO
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Sun Jul 21, 2013 2:56 pmby Willie
Damn Andrew...that's not good.
You go by Andrew, Andy, Drew?
Re: AWWW HELLL NO
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Sun Jul 21, 2013 2:57 pmby ManlyMan
Feelin' Fowl wrote:If you had a Yeti he would have known better...
Dude, you're right. Maybe he has a yeti and he thinks he's the alpha male. I've got to get one of those freakin things.
Re: AWWW HELLL NO
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Sun Jul 21, 2013 2:58 pmby Feelin' Fowl
ManlyMan wrote:Feelin' Fowl wrote:If you had a Yeti he would have known better...
Dude, you're right. Maybe he has a yeti and he thinks he's the alpha male. I've got to get one of those freakin things.
RIGHT NOW!!! And not a roadie. 65 qt. or bigger, or be prepared to risk it all...
Re: AWWW HELLL NO
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Sun Jul 21, 2013 3:04 pmby one2many
Feelin' Fowl wrote:ManlyMan wrote:Feelin' Fowl wrote:If you had a Yeti he would have known better...
Dude, you're right. Maybe he has a yeti and he thinks he's the alpha male. I've got to get one of those freakin things.
RIGHT NOW!!! And not a roadie. 65 qt. or bigger, or be prepared to risk it all...
he for sure needs to mark his territory better
Re: AWWW HELLL NO
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Sun Jul 21, 2013 3:05 pmby ManlyMan
Feelin' Fowl wrote:ManlyMan wrote:Feelin' Fowl wrote:If you had a Yeti he would have known better...
Dude, you're right. Maybe he has a yeti and he thinks he's the alpha male. I've got to get one of those freakin things.
RIGHT NOW!!! And not a roadie. 65 qt. or bigger, or be prepared to risk it all...
Totes need a 105. STAT
Re: AWWW HELLL NO
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Sun Jul 21, 2013 3:08 pmby DeadEye_Dan
What's the big deal? It's not like she's married.
Re: AWWW HELLL NO
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Sun Jul 21, 2013 3:08 pmby one2many
Re: AWWW HELLL NO
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Sun Jul 21, 2013 3:10 pmby Willie
Yeah Andy, go getcha a 105 and that gal is all yours.
Re: AWWW HELLL NO
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Sun Jul 21, 2013 3:12 pmby MuddyWaterWarlock
one2many wrote:Feelin' Fowl wrote:ManlyMan wrote:Feelin' Fowl wrote:If you had a Yeti he would have known better...
Dude, you're right. Maybe he has a yeti and he thinks he's the alpha male. I've got to get one of those freakin things.
RIGHT NOW!!! And not a roadie. 65 qt. or bigger, or be prepared to risk it all...
he for sure needs to mark his territory better
Doc, you will have to go piss on the girls door frame each morning to ward off the competition.
Re: AWWW HELLL NO
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Sun Jul 21, 2013 3:13 pmby goodkarmarising
Cage match....fight dirty.
Re: AWWW HELLL NO
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Sun Jul 21, 2013 3:15 pmby ManlyMan
Haha fair enough.
Lady was freaked out. She has no idea who the guy is. Apparently he just moved in and it was probably a 70dollar bouquet of flowers.
Re: AWWW HELLL NO
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Sun Jul 21, 2013 3:25 pmby cw1074
ManlyMan wrote:Haha fair enough.
Lady was freaked out. She has no idea who the guy is. Apparently he just moved in and it was probably a 70dollar bouquet of flowers.
Dudes got a good game plan though, although creepish. Send an expensive bouquet to random girls in the apartment and see who bites. At least he didn't show up at her door helicoptering!
Did you ever get a response back from your text to him?
Re: AWWW HELLL NO
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Sun Jul 21, 2013 3:29 pmby ManlyMan
Haha I didn't actually send that to him. I just told him while she appreciated the flowers she was dating me and wasn't interested. She didnt want to make contact from her phone because then he'd have her number.
He just responded saying it was all good
Re: AWWW HELLL NO
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Sun Jul 21, 2013 3:32 pmby Redbeard
Fuck that shit. Grow some balls Doc. Go knock on his front door and let him know who the fucking alpha male is in the apartment complex. Since you're always claiming that title. While he apologizes to you (hopefully you're alpha enough that he does), whip out your dork and piss on his front step. When he says WTF?! Tell him you're marking YOUR territory
Re: AWWW HELLL NO
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Sun Jul 21, 2013 3:34 pmby Redbeard
ManlyMan wrote:Haha I didn't actually send that to him. I just told him while she appreciated the flowers she was dating me and wasn't interested. She didnt want to make contact from her phone because then he'd have her number.
He just responded saying it was all good
a dude that brazen won't quit, especially when he sees you coming home from target carrying fresh petunias in your scrubs
Re: AWWW HELLL NO
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Sun Jul 21, 2013 3:35 pmby Redbeard
Love ya Doc!
Re: AWWW HELLL NO
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Sun Jul 21, 2013 3:45 pmby DeadEye_Dan
Dude - send him pics of Princess and Petunia. Then he'll understand what he's up against!
Re: AWWW HELLL NO
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Sun Jul 21, 2013 3:53 pmby ManlyMan
DeadEye_Dan wrote:Dude - send him pics of Princess and Petunia. Then he'll understand what he's up against!
ITS PIPER!
Re: AWWW HELLL NO
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Sun Jul 21, 2013 3:54 pmby DeadEye_Dan
Beggin' forgiveness - I'd never want to upset an Alpha of your stature.
Re: AWWW HELLL NO
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Sun Jul 21, 2013 3:56 pmby capt1972
Re: AWWW HELLL NO
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Sun Jul 21, 2013 4:22 pmby waterfowlman
Post his damn number Doc....let the fellas here have a little fun. Hell, I'll call him and explain to him in very clear terms exactly how he's gonna be fed his own nutsack if he doesn't learn some manners fast!
Re: AWWW HELLL NO
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Sun Jul 21, 2013 4:29 pmby Redbeard
I'll pull a Favre and send him pictures of my balls
