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Practice ASVAB

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Mon Aug 05, 2013 1:13 pm

Lets play a game!!

There are 7 "level 1" tests located at the following site:

http://www.test-guide.com/free-asvab-practice-test.html


Contest rules:
Take the General Science lvl 1, General Word Knowledge lvl 1, and Math Knowledge lvl 1 + an elective test of your choosing from the remaning lvl 1 tests (4 tests total). Post up your scores (by category, along with the total).

High score will be crowned "King Aptitude-er" and will receive a fabulous prize package.





GO!
Aunt Betty: 330/400
Assateague: 370/400 (I vascilated about DQ'ing Jim, since he didnt post a total. But admitted to struggling with Math, soooo...)
Bubbles: 380/400
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Re: Practice ASVAB

Postby Olly » Mon Aug 05, 2013 1:16 pm

Should have had them test for the AFQT, that score is what determines if you get in or not.

http://usmilitary.about.com/od/joiningt ... tscore.htm

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Re: Practice ASVAB

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Mon Aug 05, 2013 1:23 pm

Olly wrote:Should have had them test for the AFQT, that score is what determines if you get in or not.

http://usmilitary.about.com/od/joiningt ... tscore.htm

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Try and keep it on topic - I'd dont want to have Red get out his ban hammer.
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Re: Practice ASVAB

Postby Olly » Mon Aug 05, 2013 1:24 pm

DeadEye_Dan wrote:
Olly wrote:Should have had them test for the AFQT, that score is what determines if you get in or not.

http://usmilitary.about.com/od/joiningt ... tscore.htm

Sent from my phone.


Try and keep it on topic - I'd dont want to have Red get out his ban hammer.


But I wanted to yell DISQUALIFED! as the scores came in...

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Re: Practice ASVAB

Postby assateague » Mon Aug 05, 2013 1:31 pm

It's bullshit. The probability question is 50/50. But that wasn't an option. Fuckers.
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Re: Practice ASVAB

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Mon Aug 05, 2013 1:32 pm

Olly wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:
Olly wrote:Should have had them test for the AFQT, that score is what determines if you get in or not.

http://usmilitary.about.com/od/joiningt ... tscore.htm

Sent from my phone.


Try and keep it on topic - I'd dont want to have Red get out his ban hammer.


But I wanted to yell DISQUALIFED! as the scores came in...

Sent from my phone.


Fair enough. Any scores below 125, you get to yell DISQUALIFIED.


Speaking of which, you may want to brush up on yer spellyn.

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Re: Practice ASVAB

Postby assateague » Mon Aug 05, 2013 1:33 pm

Fuck I hate math.
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Re: Practice ASVAB

Postby 3geese4me » Mon Aug 05, 2013 1:34 pm

assateague wrote:It's bullshit. The probability question is 50/50. But that wasn't an option. Fuckers.

You know you have made it when your personnal theories make it to the AFQT.
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Re: Practice ASVAB

Postby Olly » Mon Aug 05, 2013 1:34 pm

DeadEye_Dan wrote:
Olly wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:
Olly wrote:Should have had them test for the AFQT, that score is what determines if you get in or not.

http://usmilitary.about.com/od/joiningt ... tscore.htm

Sent from my phone.


Try and keep it on topic - I'd dont want to have Red get out his ban hammer.


But I wanted to yell DISQUALIFED! as the scores came in...

Sent from my phone.


Fair enough. Any scores below 125, you get to yell DISQUALIFIED.


Speaking of which, you may want to brush up on yer spellyn.

NEXT!!


You gonna rape me over one I? Haha

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Re: Practice ASVAB

Postby goodkarmarising » Mon Aug 05, 2013 1:35 pm

:popcorn:
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Re: Practice ASVAB

Postby aunt betty » Mon Aug 05, 2013 1:38 pm

So far...Science 100%, Math 100%, but I only got 50% on the word guessing. :thumbsup:
I've heard that it's incredibly stupid to fuck around with a crazy man's head.
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Re: Practice ASVAB

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Mon Aug 05, 2013 1:38 pm

Olly wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:
Olly wrote:
DeadEye_Dan wrote:
Olly wrote:Should have had them test for the AFQT, that score is what determines if you get in or not.

http://usmilitary.about.com/od/joiningt ... tscore.htm

Sent from my phone.


Try and keep it on topic - I'd dont want to have Red get out his ban hammer.


But I wanted to yell DISQUALIFED! as the scores came in...

Sent from my phone.


Fair enough. Any scores below 125, you get to yell DISQUALIFIED.


Speaking of which, you may want to brush up on yer spellyn.

NEXT!!


You gonna rape me over one I? Haha

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I think you did it on purpose, hoping I'd say yes.
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Re: Practice ASVAB

Postby goodkarmarising » Mon Aug 05, 2013 1:39 pm

Since when have soldiers used words such as opulent, succulent, placate?
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Re: Practice ASVAB

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Mon Aug 05, 2013 1:40 pm

goodkarmarising wrote:Since when have soldiers used words such as opulent, succulent, placate?


Since Frenchyland had an Army.
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Re: Practice ASVAB

Postby assateague » Mon Aug 05, 2013 1:47 pm

90, 100, 90, 90 (word knowledge part II)
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Re: Practice ASVAB

Postby aunt betty » Mon Aug 05, 2013 1:49 pm

Got 80% on assembling objects.
Total, 330/400
Do I get extra pts for knowing which end the projectile comes out?
I am betting AT got the probability of picking a lollypop at 50/50. :popcorn:
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Re: Practice ASVAB

Postby aunt betty » Mon Aug 05, 2013 1:56 pm

There is a 50/50 chance whoever wins this thing is a liar. :thumbsup:
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Re: Practice ASVAB

Postby assateague » Mon Aug 05, 2013 1:57 pm

aunt betty wrote:Got 80% on assembling objects.
Total, 330/400
Do I get extra pts for knowing which end the projectile comes out?
I am betting AT got the probability of picking a lollypop at 50/50. :popcorn:



They called it 1 in 6. We all know the true, correct answer is "50/50".
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Re: Practice ASVAB

Postby sws002 » Mon Aug 05, 2013 2:49 pm

380 Total

Science - 80 (Don't know shit about clouds, boneheaded the Neptune, looked right past it)
Word - 100 (Mom's an English teacher, she'd fucking kill me if I missed these)
Math - 100 (Math teaching degree)
Arithmetic - 100 (Ditto)
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Re: Practice ASVAB

Postby sws002 » Mon Aug 05, 2013 2:51 pm

assateague wrote:
aunt betty wrote:Got 80% on assembling objects.
Total, 330/400
Do I get extra pts for knowing which end the projectile comes out?
I am betting AT got the probability of picking a lollypop at 50/50. :popcorn:



They called it 1 in 6. We all know the true, correct answer is "50/50".


The real question, is does Assa believe in the 50/50 so strongly that he refused to answer the question "correctly"?
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Re: Practice ASVAB

Postby aunt betty » Mon Aug 05, 2013 3:27 pm

sws002 wrote:
assateague wrote:
aunt betty wrote:Got 80% on assembling objects.
Total, 330/400
Do I get extra pts for knowing which end the projectile comes out?
I am betting AT got the probability of picking a lollypop at 50/50. :popcorn:



They called it 1 in 6. We all know the true, correct answer is "50/50".


The real question, is does Assa believe in the 50/50 so strongly that he refused to answer the question "correctly"?

I was kinda beating around that bush...awww what the fuck. Piss on the bush. AT, did you get the question right on the test?
Thought of you and laughed out loud when I read it.
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Re: Practice ASVAB

Postby assateague » Mon Aug 05, 2013 3:54 pm

I got it right, but only because there was no "1/2".
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Re: Practice ASVAB

Postby sws002 » Mon Aug 05, 2013 4:02 pm

assateague wrote:I got it right, but only because there was no "1/2".


Which would've been wrong. 1/2 would be referring to the actual probability before picking, the outcome is 50/50.
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Re: Practice ASVAB

Postby Mornin Beef » Mon Aug 05, 2013 4:34 pm

I got a 60, 45, 70 and 50. And I found a piece of gum.
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Re: Practice ASVAB

Postby NuffDaddy » Mon Aug 05, 2013 5:07 pm

Science: 80
Word knowledge: 50 :-D
Math knowledge: 90
Auto and Shop: 90

Total 310.
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Re: Practice ASVAB

Postby assateague » Mon Aug 05, 2013 5:07 pm

sws002 wrote:
assateague wrote:I got it right, but only because there was no "1/2".


Which would've been wrong. 1/2 would be referring to the actual probability before picking, the outcome is 50/50.


True. Should've been

C) 1/1
D) 0/0
E) both c and d are correct


The answer is E
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Re: Practice ASVAB

Postby sws002 » Mon Aug 05, 2013 5:11 pm

assateague wrote:
sws002 wrote:
assateague wrote:I got it right, but only because there was no "1/2".


Which would've been wrong. 1/2 would be referring to the actual probability before picking, the outcome is 50/50.


True. Should've been

C) 1/1
D) 0/0
E) both c and d are correct


The answer is E


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Re: Practice ASVAB

Postby Mornin Beef » Mon Aug 05, 2013 5:17 pm

I lied. 30, 25, 60, 35 and the gum was technically in my pocket and had been through the wash. Still good.
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Re: Practice ASVAB

Postby aunt betty » Mon Aug 05, 2013 9:36 pm

sws002 wrote:
assateague wrote:
sws002 wrote:
assateague wrote:I got it right, but only because there was no "1/2".


Which would've been wrong. 1/2 would be referring to the actual probability before picking, the outcome is 50/50.


True. Should've been

C) 1/1
D) 0/0
E) both c and d are correct


The answer is E


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1/1=1
0/0=undefined (AT knows this)
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Re: Practice ASVAB

Postby Flightstopper » Mon Aug 05, 2013 9:40 pm

aunt betty wrote:
sws002 wrote:
assateague wrote:
sws002 wrote:
assateague wrote:I got it right, but only because there was no "1/2".


Which would've been wrong. 1/2 would be referring to the actual probability before picking, the outcome is 50/50.


True. Should've been

C) 1/1
D) 0/0
E) both c and d are correct


The answer is E


Mind Fuck!
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1/1= happened
0/0= didn't happen (AT knows this)

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