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Practice ASVAB

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Mon Aug 05, 2013 1:13 pm
by DeadEye_Dan
Lets play a game!!
There are 7 "level 1" tests located at the following site:
http://www.test-guide.com/free-asvab-practice-test.htmlContest rules:
Take the General Science lvl 1, General Word Knowledge lvl 1, and Math Knowledge lvl 1 + an elective test of your choosing from the remaning lvl 1 tests (4 tests total). Post up your scores (by category, along with the total).
High score will be crowned "King Aptitude-er" and will receive a fabulous prize package.
GO!
Aunt Betty: 330/400
Assateague: 370/400 (I vascilated about DQ'ing Jim, since he didnt post a total. But admitted to struggling with Math, soooo...)
Bubbles: 380/400
Re: Practice ASVAB

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Mon Aug 05, 2013 1:16 pm
by Olly
Should have had them test for the AFQT, that score is what determines if you get in or not.
http://usmilitary.about.com/od/joiningt ... tscore.htmSent from my phone.
Re: Practice ASVAB

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Mon Aug 05, 2013 1:23 pm
by DeadEye_Dan
Try and keep it on topic - I'd dont want to have Red get out his ban hammer.
Re: Practice ASVAB

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Mon Aug 05, 2013 1:24 pm
by Olly
DeadEye_Dan wrote:Try and keep it on topic - I'd dont want to have Red get out his ban hammer.
But I wanted to yell DISQUALIFED! as the scores came in...
Sent from my phone.
Re: Practice ASVAB

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Mon Aug 05, 2013 1:31 pm
by assateague
It's bullshit. The probability question is 50/50. But that wasn't an option. Fuckers.
Re: Practice ASVAB

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Mon Aug 05, 2013 1:32 pm
by DeadEye_Dan
Olly wrote:DeadEye_Dan wrote:Try and keep it on topic - I'd dont want to have Red get out his ban hammer.
But I wanted to yell DISQUALIFED! as the scores came in...
Sent from my phone.
Fair enough. Any scores below 125, you get to yell DISQUALIFIED.
Speaking of which, you may want to brush up on yer spellyn.
NEXT!!
Re: Practice ASVAB

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Mon Aug 05, 2013 1:33 pm
by assateague
Fuck I hate math.
Re: Practice ASVAB

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Mon Aug 05, 2013 1:34 pm
by 3geese4me
assateague wrote:It's bullshit. The probability question is 50/50. But that wasn't an option. Fuckers.
You know you have made it when your personnal theories make it to the AFQT.
Re: Practice ASVAB

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Mon Aug 05, 2013 1:34 pm
by Olly
DeadEye_Dan wrote:Olly wrote:DeadEye_Dan wrote:Try and keep it on topic - I'd dont want to have Red get out his ban hammer.
But I wanted to yell DISQUALIFED! as the scores came in...
Sent from my phone.
Fair enough. Any scores below 125, you get to yell DISQUALIFIED.
Speaking of which, you may want to brush up on yer spellyn.
NEXT!!
You gonna rape me over one I? Haha
Sent from my phone.
Re: Practice ASVAB

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Mon Aug 05, 2013 1:35 pm
by goodkarmarising
Re: Practice ASVAB

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Mon Aug 05, 2013 1:38 pm
by aunt betty
So far...Science 100%, Math 100%, but I only got 50% on the word guessing.

Re: Practice ASVAB

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Mon Aug 05, 2013 1:38 pm
by DeadEye_Dan
Olly wrote:DeadEye_Dan wrote:Olly wrote:DeadEye_Dan wrote:Try and keep it on topic - I'd dont want to have Red get out his ban hammer.
But I wanted to yell DISQUALIFED! as the scores came in...
Sent from my phone.
Fair enough. Any scores below 125, you get to yell DISQUALIFIED.
Speaking of which, you may want to brush up on yer spellyn.
NEXT!!
You gonna rape me over one I? Haha
Sent from my phone.
I think you did it on purpose, hoping I'd say yes.
Re: Practice ASVAB

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Mon Aug 05, 2013 1:39 pm
by goodkarmarising
Since when have soldiers used words such as opulent, succulent, placate?
Re: Practice ASVAB

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Mon Aug 05, 2013 1:40 pm
by DeadEye_Dan
goodkarmarising wrote:Since when have soldiers used words such as opulent, succulent, placate?
Since Frenchyland had an Army.
Re: Practice ASVAB

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Mon Aug 05, 2013 1:47 pm
by assateague
90, 100, 90, 90 (word knowledge part II)
Re: Practice ASVAB

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Mon Aug 05, 2013 1:49 pm
by aunt betty
Got 80% on assembling objects.
Total, 330/400
Do I get extra pts for knowing which end the projectile comes out?
I am betting AT got the probability of picking a lollypop at 50/50.

Re: Practice ASVAB

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Mon Aug 05, 2013 1:56 pm
by aunt betty
There is a 50/50 chance whoever wins this thing is a liar.

Re: Practice ASVAB

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Mon Aug 05, 2013 1:57 pm
by assateague
aunt betty wrote:Got 80% on assembling objects.
Total, 330/400
Do I get extra pts for knowing which end the projectile comes out?
I am betting AT got the probability of picking a lollypop at 50/50.

They called it 1 in 6. We all know the true, correct answer is "50/50".
Re: Practice ASVAB

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Mon Aug 05, 2013 2:49 pm
by sws002
380 Total
Science - 80 (Don't know shit about clouds, boneheaded the Neptune, looked right past it)
Word - 100 (Mom's an English teacher, she'd fucking kill me if I missed these)
Math - 100 (Math teaching degree)
Arithmetic - 100 (Ditto)
Re: Practice ASVAB

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Mon Aug 05, 2013 2:51 pm
by sws002
assateague wrote:aunt betty wrote:Got 80% on assembling objects.
Total, 330/400
Do I get extra pts for knowing which end the projectile comes out?
I am betting AT got the probability of picking a lollypop at 50/50.

They called it 1 in 6. We all know the true, correct answer is "50/50".
The real question, is does Assa believe in the 50/50 so strongly that he refused to answer the question "correctly"?
Re: Practice ASVAB

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Mon Aug 05, 2013 3:27 pm
by aunt betty
sws002 wrote:assateague wrote:aunt betty wrote:Got 80% on assembling objects.
Total, 330/400
Do I get extra pts for knowing which end the projectile comes out?
I am betting AT got the probability of picking a lollypop at 50/50.

They called it 1 in 6. We all know the true, correct answer is "50/50".
The real question, is does Assa believe in the 50/50 so strongly that he refused to answer the question "correctly"?
I was kinda beating around that bush...awww what the fuck. Piss on the bush. AT, did you get the question right on the test?
Thought of you and laughed out loud when I read it.
WELL?
Re: Practice ASVAB

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Mon Aug 05, 2013 3:54 pm
by assateague
I got it right, but only because there was no "1/2".
Re: Practice ASVAB

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Mon Aug 05, 2013 4:02 pm
by sws002
assateague wrote:I got it right, but only because there was no "1/2".
Which would've been wrong. 1/2 would be referring to the actual probability before picking, the outcome is 50/50.
Re: Practice ASVAB

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Mon Aug 05, 2013 4:34 pm
by Mornin Beef
I got a 60, 45, 70 and 50. And I found a piece of gum.
Re: Practice ASVAB

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Mon Aug 05, 2013 5:07 pm
by NuffDaddy
Science: 80
Word knowledge: 50

Math knowledge: 90
Auto and Shop: 90
Total 310.
Re: Practice ASVAB

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Mon Aug 05, 2013 5:07 pm
by assateague
sws002 wrote:assateague wrote:I got it right, but only because there was no "1/2".
Which would've been wrong. 1/2 would be referring to the actual probability before picking, the outcome is 50/50.
True. Should've been
C) 1/1
D) 0/0
E) both c and d are correct
The answer is E
Re: Practice ASVAB

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Mon Aug 05, 2013 5:11 pm
by sws002
assateague wrote:sws002 wrote:assateague wrote:I got it right, but only because there was no "1/2".
Which would've been wrong. 1/2 would be referring to the actual probability before picking, the outcome is 50/50.
True. Should've been
C) 1/1
D) 0/0
E) both c and d are correct
The answer is E
Mind Fuck!
Re: Practice ASVAB

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Mon Aug 05, 2013 5:17 pm
by Mornin Beef
I lied. 30, 25, 60, 35 and the gum was technically in my pocket and had been through the wash. Still good.
Re: Practice ASVAB

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Mon Aug 05, 2013 9:36 pm
by aunt betty
sws002 wrote:assateague wrote:sws002 wrote:assateague wrote:I got it right, but only because there was no "1/2".
Which would've been wrong. 1/2 would be referring to the actual probability before picking, the outcome is 50/50.
True. Should've been
C) 1/1
D) 0/0
E) both c and d are correct
The answer is E
Mind Fuck!
dipstick
1/1=1
0/0=undefined (AT knows this)
Re: Practice ASVAB

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Mon Aug 05, 2013 9:40 pm
by Flightstopper
aunt betty wrote:sws002 wrote:assateague wrote:sws002 wrote:assateague wrote:I got it right, but only because there was no "1/2".
Which would've been wrong. 1/2 would be referring to the actual probability before picking, the outcome is 50/50.
True. Should've been
C) 1/1
D) 0/0
E) both c and d are correct
The answer is E
Mind Fuck!
dipstick
1/1= happened
0/0= didn't happen (AT knows this)
FIFY
Of course he knows it he holds the damned trademark.