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There is a simple test to determine if an activity rises to the level of a sport. Can you do it while chewing tobacco? By this criteria, baseball fails but cheerleading passes.Waterfowl hunting fails so is not a sport.

i have never thought killing an animal as sport.Canadians yes but not animals.

Why can't someone chew tobacco and lead some cheers at the same time?

Why can't one cheerlead with a dip in? I suspect even football players could, if they wanted to.

assateague wrote:Why can't one cheerlead with a dip in? I suspect even football players could, if they wanted to.

50/50

There's more...Everyone remembers that girl on the high school spirit squad who choked on Skoal and was subsequently crushed to death by a crumbling human pyramid.
Baseball players face no such danger. The most rigorus activity they perform is the slow jog from the spot where they stand still to the spot where they sit.

Injuries....lol.
Detroit Tigers pitcher Joel Zumaya injured himself playing guitar hero.
Sammy Sosa...hurt himself sneezing.
Baseball is not a sport.

assateague wrote:Why can't one cheerlead with a dip in? I suspect even football players could, if they wanted to.

if I can set truss and roof sheeting with a chew in, I can do anything with a chew in

Are you just trying to make nice with red?

jehler wrote:

assateague wrote:Why can't one cheerlead with a dip in? I suspect even football players could, if they wanted to.

if I can set truss and roof sheeting with a chew in, I can do anything with a chew in

French kiss the wife? Anything? Muffdive and dip? Double your pleasure.

Communist

aunt betty wrote:

jehler wrote:

assateague wrote:Why can't one cheerlead with a dip in? I suspect even football players could, if they wanted to.

if I can set truss and roof sheeting with a chew in, I can do anything with a chew in

French kiss the wife? Anything? Muffdive and dip? Double your pleasure.

check and check, just add liquor

DC727 wrote:Communist

I used to be very good at baseball. Was twin city champs 3 outa four season and our team won state in 1970.
Does that say anything? If aunt betty can do it. NOT A SPORT.

aunt betty wrote:There's more...Everyone remembers that girl on the high school spirit squad who choked on Skoal and was subsequently crushed to death by a crumbling human pyramid.
Baseball players face no such danger. The most rigorus activity they perform is the slow jog from the spot where they stand still to the spot where they sit.

Injuries....lol.
Detroit Tigers pitcher Joel Zumaya injured himself playing guitar hero.
Sammy Sosa...hurt himself sneezing.
Baseball is not a sport.

You're right. These people aren't athletic.
http://youtu.be/zGb8txYp-pc
Go back to smoking your dope and keep your opinions to yourself.

The only thing more fragile than a baseball player is his ego. Players constantly hurt each others feelings by breaking unwritten rules, which solely exist to give them an excuse to throw temper tantrums. A few seasons ago a pitcher ranted to the media that an oponent had disrespected him by stepping on the pitchers mound.
The spat over a little clump of dirt was exponentially more exciting then the game itself and made headlines in the baseball press for the next 18 months.
It is not a sport. Neither us golf or nascar.

The opinions expressed in this thread are not necessarily those of aunt betty.
I might be copying this from readers digest for all you know. lol

Westie25 wrote:

aunt betty wrote:There's more...Everyone remembers that girl on the high school spirit squad who choked on Skoal and was subsequently crushed to death by a crumbling human pyramid.
Baseball players face no such danger. The most rigorus activity they perform is the slow jog from the spot where they stand still to the spot where they sit.

Injuries....lol.
Detroit Tigers pitcher Joel Zumaya injured himself playing guitar hero.
Sammy Sosa...hurt himself sneezing.
Baseball is not a sport.

You're right. These people aren't athletic.
http://youtu.be/zGb8txYp-pc
Go back to smoking your dope and keep your opinions to yourself.

Global mod should know how to embed a video. I mean...yuhd think.

assateague wrote:Why can't one cheerlead with a dip in? I suspect even football players could, if they wanted to.

exactly thread closed.

aunt betty wrote:

Westie25 wrote:

aunt betty wrote:There's more...Everyone remembers that girl on the high school spirit squad who choked on Skoal and was subsequently crushed to death by a crumbling human pyramid.
Baseball players face no such danger. The most rigorus activity they perform is the slow jog from the spot where they stand still to the spot where they sit.

Injuries....lol.
Detroit Tigers pitcher Joel Zumaya injured himself playing guitar hero.
Sammy Sosa...hurt himself sneezing.
Baseball is not a sport.

You're right. These people aren't athletic.
http://youtu.be/zGb8txYp-pc
Go back to smoking your dope and keep your opinions to yourself.

Global mod should know how to embed a video. I mean...yuhd think.

I don't have to. It shows on an iPhone. Go hit the peace pipe.

Mornin Beef wrote: thread closed.

Shit cracks me up every time

jehler wrote:

Mornin Beef wrote: thread closed.

Shit cracks me up every time

You and me both:lol:

Isn't there a rule in baseball now that you can't dip while playing? Doesn't that make it a sport now?

ducks~n~bucks wrote:Isn't there a rule in baseball now that you can't dip while playing? Doesn't that make it a sport now?

I don't think so. I can't see the players union letting that get passed...

ducks~n~bucks wrote:Isn't there a rule in baseball now that you can't dip while playing? Doesn't that make it a sport now?

That is only at Wrigley field where you must chew double-mint gum instead.

aunt betty wrote:

ducks~n~bucks wrote:Isn't there a rule in baseball now that you can't dip while playing? Doesn't that make it a sport now?

That is only at Wrigley field where you must chew double-mint gum instead.

So Baseball is only a sport when it is played at Wrigley field?