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Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

Postby Rick » Sun Jan 01, 2017 2:58 pm

And to you.
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Postby aunt betty » Sun Jan 01, 2017 4:06 pm

I've heard that it's incredibly stupid to fuck around with a crazy man's head.
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Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

Postby R. Chapman » Sun Jan 08, 2017 9:38 am

Well now that I've gone through the whole coolant system, looks light the next step is fixing all the oil leaks.
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Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

Postby aunt betty » Sun Jan 08, 2017 12:14 pm

R. Chapman wrote:Well now that I've gone through the whole coolant system, looks light the next step is fixing all the oil leaks.
I've had a hell of a time trying to get my transmission pan to not leak. There's a design flaw or something. Tighten it not enough, it leaks...tighten it a bit more and the gasket squeezes out at a corner and it leaks even worse. I've used a torque wrench and everything. Sealant etc and it just won't cooperate so I've retired the beast for the past few years. People keep asking how much and then they cry when I tell them. Had a guy offer me $400. Told him my famous line, "get outa my yard". He doubled his offer. Told him to hurry up and get cuz I'm going fishing. Was last summer.

The engine is worth what I've been asking. Hell the turbo-charger is worth what I've been asking.
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Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

Postby R. Chapman » Thu Jan 12, 2017 12:10 pm

aunt betty wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:Well now that I've gone through the whole coolant system, looks light the next step is fixing all the oil leaks.
I've had a hell of a time trying to get my transmission pan to not leak. There's a design flaw or something. Tighten it not enough, it leaks...tighten it a bit more and the gasket squeezes out at a corner and it leaks even worse. I've used a torque wrench and everything. Sealant etc and it just won't cooperate so I've retired the beast for the past few years. People keep asking how much and then they cry when I tell them. Had a guy offer me $400. Told him my famous line, "get outa my yard". He doubled his offer. Told him to hurry up and get cuz I'm going fishing. Was last summer.

The engine is worth what I've been asking. Hell the turbo-charger is worth what I've been asking.


What are you asking?
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Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

Postby aunt betty » Mon Jan 16, 2017 10:53 am

Remember what happened when I offered to pay Ehler's son to make me a coon skin cap?
The stack of hurt feelings reports was tall and heavy.

So if you're interested in an old Cummins 6-cyl diesel from 1996 you got my number. They say I'm asking for too much therefore you have to make me an offer that I can not refuse.

The batteries are dead. They're junk. If I charge it for overnight I can maybe get it to run. It starts and runs but again the tranny needs some love. I think it needs all new relays.
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Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

Postby Olly » Thu Jan 19, 2017 9:18 am

Just 2 more weekends in this season!
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Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

Postby DComeaux » Thu Jan 19, 2017 2:00 pm

Olly wrote:Just 2 more weekends in this season!



Duck closes in my zone this weekend.
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Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

Postby Olly » Thu Jan 19, 2017 2:01 pm

DComeaux wrote:
Olly wrote:Just 2 more weekends in this season!



Duck closes in my zone this weekend.


This year wasn't my worst year in AL but I'll be glad when I get to Oregon next year.

Oh did I tell WFF that got orders to Coos Bay, OR? Leaving Mobile this summer! 107 day duck season here I come!
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Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

Postby Rick » Thu Jan 19, 2017 2:21 pm

Excellent news, that. Happy for you.
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Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

Postby DComeaux » Thu Jan 19, 2017 2:48 pm

Olly wrote:
DComeaux wrote:
Olly wrote:Just 2 more weekends in this season!



Duck closes in my zone this weekend.


This year wasn't my worst year in AL but I'll be glad when I get to Oregon next year.

Oh did I tell WFF that got orders to Coos Bay, OR? Leaving Mobile this summer! 107 day duck season here I come!



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Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

Postby Olly » Thu Jan 19, 2017 3:19 pm

DComeaux wrote:
Olly wrote:
DComeaux wrote:
Olly wrote:Just 2 more weekends in this season!



Duck closes in my zone this weekend.


This year wasn't my worst year in AL but I'll be glad when I get to Oregon next year.

Oh did I tell WFF that got orders to Coos Bay, OR? Leaving Mobile this summer! 107 day duck season here I come!



Will you get to ride in one of these out of the mouth of the jetties?

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Nah, I'm a computer guy I don't go out on the boats anymore.
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Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

Postby aunt betty » Sat Jan 21, 2017 3:13 pm

Rumor has it that the park downtown is full of these weirdos wearing pink bunny hats.
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Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

Postby Throbbin Rods » Sun Jan 22, 2017 11:00 am

R. Chapman wrote:
aunt betty wrote:
R. Chapman wrote:Well now that I've gone through the whole coolant system, looks light the next step is fixing all the oil leaks.
I've had a hell of a time trying to get my transmission pan to not leak. There's a design flaw or something. Tighten it not enough, it leaks...tighten it a bit more and the gasket squeezes out at a corner and it leaks even worse. I've used a torque wrench and everything. Sealant etc and it just won't cooperate so I've retired the beast for the past few years. People keep asking how much and then they cry when I tell them. Had a guy offer me $400. Told him my famous line, "get outa my yard". He doubled his offer. Told him to hurry up and get cuz I'm going fishing. Was last summer.

The engine is worth what I've been asking. Hell the turbo-charger is worth what I've been asking.


What are you asking?

Not sure if this helps but..
If this is a steel pan, hold it against the bench with the flange on the bench. Using the round end of a ball pein hammer flatten the area around each of the bolt holes. Often when these are tightened it concaves the metal around the bolt holes and can allow leaks. If you pan is cast I don't know what to tell you
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Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

Postby aunt betty » Sun Jan 22, 2017 1:54 pm

What's going on is there's a bend on the gasket design on that model engine that's a bit tight. The gasket just wants to pop out there. Maybe I need to glue the muther fucker on.
Been working on the headlights instead.
Both were out of blinker fluid.
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Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

Postby R. Chapman » Fri Feb 10, 2017 2:29 am

That's the last time I make the mistake of taking back a girl who cheated on me. Fuck that bitch. That is all.
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Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

Postby R. Chapman » Fri Feb 10, 2017 2:31 am

She's going to have a nice surprise when I get off work at 6AM and all of her shit is out in the slush when she returns from work at 5PM.
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Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

Postby Deltaman » Fri Feb 10, 2017 8:44 am

R. Chapman wrote:She's going to have a nice surprise when I get off work at 6AM and all of her shit is out in the slush when she returns from work at 5PM.


Crazy how your heart can overcome your mind when it comes to women, and hate you are going through it..........
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Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

Postby aunt betty » Fri Feb 10, 2017 10:25 am

R. Chapman wrote:That's the last time I make the mistake of taking back a girl who cheated on me. Fuck that bitch. That is all.

Duck that birch. The first time I tried to text "fuck that bitch" my auto-correct corrected it into duck that birch.
Tell you something about women that I observed. Maybe it's different for different people but from what I've seen the harder you try the harder it gets. That makes no sense but hey...we're talking about women so why would it?
The harder I tried to find that right girl the more I kept ending up with the wrong one or ones.
Tried way too hard. :lol:

Once I said fuck it there ain't no woman out there gunna put up with my shit plus be faithful and true that's when I turned around and she was standing there with that look. You'll know it when it happens.
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Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

Postby aunt betty » Wed Feb 22, 2017 8:10 pm

Just got handed a box from my old man.
When I opened the box there was a drake mallard decoy in it.
Signed, numbered, hand-carved, and wooden.
Ben A. Heinemann
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I'd post pics but they're too big (file size limit)
http://www.benheinemann.com/index.html

Apparently the carver got his start hunting the Sangamon River in Illinois.
Must be from over by Springfield because around here the Sangamon is untouchable due to it not being navigable.
Oh how I wish I could sneak and hunt the Sangamon around here. When the Sangamon gets out of it's banks the whole world of Canada goose hunters descend on the area. If it's snow covered holy moley. It don't happen very often but when it does....

OMG I just googled some that are for sale. I could trade that decoy for two jon boats. Not happenin'.
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Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

Postby Rick » Wed Feb 22, 2017 8:19 pm

And we thought you and your dad didn't get on well.
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Postby aunt betty » Fri Feb 24, 2017 11:04 am

Rick wrote:And we thought you and your dad didn't get on well.

50/50
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Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

Postby aunt betty » Sat Feb 25, 2017 8:39 pm

Have y'all ever heard the song Hairy the Hairy Ape by Ray Stevens?
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Well...

A strange thing happened the other day
You won't believe it but I swear it's true

Two hairless apes pushing a baby carriage
on their way to Arbys...errr the zoo

They were standing on the corner with the carriage pointed south
but they had to wait on me to turn before they could cross the street
and get some food for their mouth (s)

Ironic but the way they needed to go was east
Pushing that carriage musta been a beast

So I'm turning the corner they're standing on
The female pushed the carriage out trying to get her baby killed
Ermagerd I had to hurry up quick and turn really wide
to miss the carriage
and my drink nearly spilled.

That dumb cunt and her husband are out at night walking that carriage in the street in the dark wearing black and I've almost hit them three times now. The carriage is black too. I'm outa rhymes so you get the idea I hope. Them people are hoping to get a settlement from my insurance or something.
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Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

Postby Ajverret » Fri Mar 10, 2017 7:08 am

You shitheads still alive over here

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Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

Postby Deltaman » Fri Mar 10, 2017 9:45 am

Hell yes, and missing your input brother!
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Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

Postby aunt betty » Fri Mar 10, 2017 11:17 am

Ajverret wrote:You shitheads still alive over here

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Speak for yourself. Get your head outa them places and it won't be so chitty.
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Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

Postby aunt betty » Fri Mar 10, 2017 11:21 am

About that meme. Crazy lady with newborn was in panic-mode over a "swarm of bees". I show up. Her and her worthless husband on couch argued over who answers the door. She comes out, points up, and there's a wasp nest the size of a silver dollar. I told here to hire an exterminator because I'm not licensed to exterminate wasps.
She got triggered and started screaming how I was a racist. Those signs were in her yard.
It don't get any better than that. :clap:
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Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

Postby SpinnerMan » Wed Mar 22, 2017 4:33 pm

Every morning and every evening, this is what is going on at my patio window :lol: :lol: :lol:



The one also tries to peck the hell out of his reflection in the glass :lol: :lol: :lol:

Must be oystercatcher mating season. I get up early, so it doesn't bother me, but I hear the neighbors yelling at them and banging on the window trying to chase them away :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: The Offical WFF BS Thread!

Postby Rick » Wed Mar 22, 2017 7:35 pm

I can see how that might wear on someone.
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