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I heard Boot is stocking these in his Duck holes

PostPosted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 4:59 pm
by AKPirate

Re: I heard Boot is stocking these in his Duck holes

PostPosted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 5:04 pm
by aunt betty
All I can think of is...."He is ohly and I am sven. From ren and stimpy.

Re: I heard Boot is stocking these in his Duck holes

PostPosted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 5:17 pm
by Bootlipkiller
WTF! Well I suppose it would keep the wakeboard fags away!

Re: I heard Boot is stocking these in his Duck holes

PostPosted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 5:19 pm
by assateague
I should threaten to import those Amazonian fish that swim up your pecker, unless someone pays for my Busch Gardens tickets this weekend. Better call the local news people, get this ball rolling.

Re: I heard Boot is stocking these in his Duck holes

PostPosted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 5:22 pm
by Bootlipkiller
assateague wrote:I should threaten to import those Amazonian fish that swim up your pecker, unless someone pays for my Busch Gardens tickets this weekend. Better call the local news people, get this ball rolling.

That was the one episode of river monsters that actually scared me.

Re: I heard Boot is stocking these in his Duck holes

PostPosted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 5:25 pm
by assateague
I just can't imagine someone having to split my pecker open like an overcooked bratwurst to get out a spiny fish which has made my dick its home. Ain't got time for that.

Re: I heard Boot is stocking these in his Duck holes

PostPosted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 5:29 pm
by aunt betty
assateague wrote:I just can't imagine someone having to split my pecker open like an overcooked bratwurst to get out a spiny fish which has made my dick its home. Ain't got time for that.

Chest waders adequate protection?

Re: I heard Boot is stocking these in his Duck holes

PostPosted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 5:55 pm
by AKPirate
aunt betty wrote:
assateague wrote:I just can't imagine someone having to split my pecker open like an overcooked bratwurst to get out a spiny fish which has made my dick its home. Ain't got time for that.

Chest waders adequate protection?


Don't pee into the water AB

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Re: I heard Boot is stocking these in his Duck holes

PostPosted: Mon Aug 12, 2013 9:16 pm
by assateague
aunt betty wrote:
assateague wrote:I just can't imagine someone having to split my pecker open like an overcooked bratwurst to get out a spiny fish which has made my dick its home. Ain't got time for that.

Chest waders adequate protection?


Not sure. If it was me, I'd have on three rubbers AND my chest waders, just to be safe.