Dear Crown Royal
When I held a bottle of your maple whiskey in my hands, I felt I had to have it. What could be more delicious than your fantastic whiskey paired with the taste of maple? Nothing, thats what.
So when I got home, I poured a glass over ice and had my first sip of what I was sure would be pure ambrosia.
WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? Take the maple leaf off the bottle. What did you put in there? Aunt Jemima? Is there a critical shortage of maple syrup in Canada that I didn't know about? I sincerely expect whoever came up with this bullshit to be dragged out into the streets and shot in the liver.
Sincerely yours, the guy who wants his fucking monney back.
crown royal maple
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Re: crown royal maple
by BrewGUN » Tue Aug 20, 2013 6:50 pm
I cant believe you fell for that, anything commercial "maple" sucks
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Re: crown royal maple
by flight control » Tue Aug 20, 2013 6:52 pm
I just expected more from them. I feel so used and cheap. I need another shower.
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Re: crown royal maple
by Redbeard » Tue Aug 20, 2013 6:54 pm
Steve Jobs marketed it just before he passedBrewGUN wrote:I cant believe you fell for that, anything commercial "maple" sucks
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
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Re: crown royal maple
by AKPirate » Tue Aug 20, 2013 6:57 pm
Redbeard wrote:Steve Jobs marketed it just before he passedBrewGUN wrote:I cant believe you fell for that, anything commercial "maple" sucks
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Re: crown royal maple
by BrewGUN » Tue Aug 20, 2013 6:58 pm
Redbeard wrote:Steve Jobs marketed it just before he passedBrewGUN wrote:I cant believe you fell for that, anything commercial "maple" sucks
iMaple?
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Re: crown royal maple
by flight control » Tue Aug 20, 2013 6:59 pm
Redbeard wrote:Steve Jobs marketed it just before he passedBrewGUN wrote:I cant believe you fell for that, anything commercial "maple" sucks
I hope he is laughing it up while hes burning in Hell
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Re: crown royal maple
by Feelin' Fowl » Tue Aug 20, 2013 7:02 pm
BrewGUN wrote:Redbeard wrote:Steve Jobs marketed it just before he passedBrewGUN wrote:I cant believe you fell for that, anything commercial "maple" sucks
iMaple?
LOL'd for real. Well played boys!
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Re: crown royal maple
by Redbeard » Tue Aug 20, 2013 7:32 pm
Ha!BrewGUN wrote:Redbeard wrote:Steve Jobs marketed it just before he passedBrewGUN wrote:I cant believe you fell for that, anything commercial "maple" sucks
iMaple?
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
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Re: crown royal maple
by Olly » Tue Aug 20, 2013 7:46 pm
I had some of the Crown Maple shit at Flint's wedding. Tasted like you dumped 3 cups of sugar in a bottle of crown. Nothing like maple.
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Re: crown royal maple
by FlintRiverFowler » Tue Aug 20, 2013 9:04 pm
Olly wrote:I had some of the Crown Maple shit at Flint's wedding. Tasted like you dumped 3 cups of sugar in a bottle of crown. Nothing like maple.
I'm gona be honest here. I was so drunk by the time we started drinking it that I couldn't taste it. And if I recall that was before we even left the farm to head to the church.
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Re: crown royal maple
by Olly » Tue Aug 20, 2013 9:10 pm
We were taking pulls when we were shooting at the farm.
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Re: crown royal maple
by DC727 » Tue Aug 20, 2013 9:27 pm
That shit made me sick.
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