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crown royal maple
Posted:
Tue Aug 20, 2013 6:48 pmby flight control
Dear Crown Royal
When I held a bottle of your maple whiskey in my hands, I felt I had to have it. What could be more delicious than your fantastic whiskey paired with the taste of maple? Nothing, thats what.
So when I got home, I poured a glass over ice and had my first sip of what I was sure would be pure ambrosia.
WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? Take the maple leaf off the bottle. What did you put in there? Aunt Jemima? Is there a critical shortage of maple syrup in Canada that I didn't know about? I sincerely expect whoever came up with this bullshit to be dragged out into the streets and shot in the liver.
Sincerely yours, the guy who wants his fucking monney back.
Re: crown royal maple
Posted:
Tue Aug 20, 2013 6:50 pmby BrewGUN
I cant believe you fell for that, anything commercial "maple" sucks
Re: crown royal maple
Posted:
Tue Aug 20, 2013 6:52 pmby flight control
I just expected more from them. I feel so used and cheap. I need another shower.
Re: crown royal maple
Posted:
Tue Aug 20, 2013 6:54 pmby Redbeard
BrewGUN wrote:I cant believe you fell for that, anything commercial "maple" sucks
Steve Jobs marketed it just before he passed
Re: crown royal maple
Posted:
Tue Aug 20, 2013 6:57 pmby AKPirate
Redbeard wrote:BrewGUN wrote:I cant believe you fell for that, anything commercial "maple" sucks
Steve Jobs marketed it just before he passed
Re: crown royal maple
Posted:
Tue Aug 20, 2013 6:58 pmby BrewGUN
Redbeard wrote:BrewGUN wrote:I cant believe you fell for that, anything commercial "maple" sucks
Steve Jobs marketed it just before he passed
iMaple?
Re: crown royal maple
Posted:
Tue Aug 20, 2013 6:59 pmby flight control
Redbeard wrote:BrewGUN wrote:I cant believe you fell for that, anything commercial "maple" sucks
Steve Jobs marketed it just before he passed
I hope he is laughing it up while hes burning in Hell
Re: crown royal maple
Posted:
Tue Aug 20, 2013 7:02 pmby Feelin' Fowl
BrewGUN wrote:Redbeard wrote:BrewGUN wrote:I cant believe you fell for that, anything commercial "maple" sucks
Steve Jobs marketed it just before he passed
iMaple?
LOL'd for real. Well played boys!
Re: crown royal maple
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Tue Aug 20, 2013 7:32 pmby Redbeard
BrewGUN wrote:Redbeard wrote:BrewGUN wrote:I cant believe you fell for that, anything commercial "maple" sucks
Steve Jobs marketed it just before he passed
iMaple?
Ha!
Re: crown royal maple
Posted:
Tue Aug 20, 2013 7:46 pmby Olly
I had some of the Crown Maple shit at Flint's wedding. Tasted like you dumped 3 cups of sugar in a bottle of crown. Nothing like maple.
Re: crown royal maple
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Tue Aug 20, 2013 9:04 pmby FlintRiverFowler
Olly wrote:I had some of the Crown Maple shit at Flint's wedding. Tasted like you dumped 3 cups of sugar in a bottle of crown. Nothing like maple.
I'm gona be honest here. I was so drunk by the time we started drinking it that I couldn't taste it. And if I recall that was before we even left the farm to head to the church.
Re: crown royal maple
Posted:
Tue Aug 20, 2013 9:10 pmby Olly
We were taking pulls when we were shooting at the farm.
Sent from my phone.
Re: crown royal maple
Posted:
Tue Aug 20, 2013 9:27 pmby DC727
That shit made me sick.