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Reading Assa's Mork and Mindy comment tonight made me think of Mary Tyler Moore.

I loved watching her show, and my dad would always make fun of me, saying that she was my girlfriend. I guess she was my first "girlfriend".

Unless cartoons count. If cartoons count, Jessica Rabbit was my first, and still is (Back off bitches!)

So let's hear it...who was your first "girlfriend"?

Feelin' Fowl wrote:Reading Assa's Mork and Mindy comment tonight made me think of Mary Tyler Moore.

I loved watching her show, and my dad would always make fun of me, saying that she was my girlfriend. I guess she was my first "girlfriend".

Unless cartoons count. If cartoons count, Jessica Rabbit was my first, and still is (Back off bitches!)

So let's hear it...who was your first "girlfriend"?

I dream of Genie.... with a ten foot weenie

AKPirate wrote:
I dream of Genie.... with a ten foot weenie

I preferred the lady from Bewitched to the Genie.

Jessica Rabbit, one hot piece of Cartoon ass.

Feelin' Fowl wrote:

AKPirate wrote:
I dream of Genie.... with a ten foot weenie

I preferred the lady from Bewitched to the Genie.

Genie in her bottle and in the costume was hot. I did all kinds of chaos with her on those pillows in her bottle...

GadwallGetter530 wrote:Jessica Rabbit, one hot piece of Cartoon ass.

BACK OFF GADWALL!!!

Winney from the wonder years

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Goldfish wrote:Winney from the wonder years

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Nice.

The blonde from hey dude


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Bootlipkiller wrote:The blonde from hey dude


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Forgot about Hey Dude! Melody?

Why do I remember that?!?

Bootlipkiller wrote:The blonde from hey dude


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So you like dudes?

Feelin' Fowl wrote:

GadwallGetter530 wrote:Jessica Rabbit, one hot piece of Cartoon ass.

BACK OFF GADWALL!!!

Nope, not gonna happen.

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Bootlipkiller wrote:

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That carpet ain't blond...

AKPirate wrote:

Bootlipkiller wrote:

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That carpet ain't blond...

I bet they are hardwood.

When I was a youngster I would have tongue punched her in the fart box.


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Daisy Duke. She is fat now, but I would still tear that shit up just to say I had her...

x2 on Daisy Duke

Maryanne.

The first night on the island I would have killed off everyone else and the two of us would re-populate earth together. I might have spared Ginger but only as a substitute/alternative once a month or when Maryanne was knocked up. Probably tied up in the cave and gagged, she would just piss me off when she tried to say anything.

Gilligan might not have made it to sundown on the first night.

grizz18 wrote:x2 on Daisy Duke

X3

Any one of the half naked chicks on late night cinemax

huntntech wrote:

grizz18 wrote:x2 on Daisy Duke

X3

As long as we are talking about the real one, then X4.

Bootlipkiller wrote:When I was a youngster I would have tongue punched her in the fart box.


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Don't lie, you still would.

I wasn't queer like you fags...

Bootlipkiller wrote:

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That's Ben Stillers wife these days.

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Barbara Eden. Only gal I ever shared with my dad. Well, to my knowledge.

DeadEye_Dan wrote:I wasn't queer like you fags...

Nope, you got Tommy Lee's left over skank.

Tomkat wrote:

DeadEye_Dan wrote:I wasn't queer like you fags...

Nope, you got Tommy Lee's left over skank.

Yasmine, with a side of Pamela?? Yup any day of the week & twice on Sunday.

Olly wrote:

gross