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Posted: **Fri Aug 30, 2013 4:48 pm**

I really do not like the little shits. They are so bad here that you can't breath. Up my nose, in my eyes, ears, ass, and any other place they can fly they're nasty little asses into. Is anyone else having this problem, and if so, what do you use for them?

Posted: **Fri Aug 30, 2013 5:15 pm**

let me see if i understand you correctly...you have dog dicks in your ears and ass?

Posted: **Fri Aug 30, 2013 5:26 pm**

(MT)Montanafowler wrote:let me see if i understand you correctly...you have dog dicks in your ears and ass?

That's right and don't forget my mouth. But after they come out my ass.

Posted: **Fri Aug 30, 2013 5:36 pm**

gangrig25 wrote:
(MT)Montanafowler wrote:let me see if i understand you correctly...you have dog dicks in your ears and ass?

That's right and don't forget my mouth. But after they come out my ass.

oh well that's ok then

you should have known that that combination of words would not pass muster.

Posted: **Fri Aug 30, 2013 5:42 pm**

That's a new term by me also.

Posted: **Fri Aug 30, 2013 5:43 pm**

Gnats. Gnats. And more Gnats.

Posted: **Fri Aug 30, 2013 6:18 pm**

Thermacell

Posted: **Fri Aug 30, 2013 8:26 pm**

assateague wrote:Thermacell

They don't work for black gnats. The gnats are so bad, that I leave my truck windows down at night, roll them up in the AM. and carry the little bastards to town, in hopes that the county will do something about them. Ten years now and still nothing.

Posted: **Fri Aug 30, 2013 8:44 pm**

gangrig25 wrote:
assateague wrote:Thermacell

They don't work for black gnats. The gnats are so bad, that I leave my truck windows down at night, roll them up in the AM. and carry the little bastards to town, in hopes that the county will do something about them. Ten years now and still nothing.

leave a bug zapper out for a week.

Posted: **Fri Aug 30, 2013 9:13 pm**

I hear urine keeps them away.

Posted: **Fri Aug 30, 2013 9:29 pm**

assateague wrote:I hear urine keeps them away.

On the bug zapper?

Posted: **Fri Aug 30, 2013 9:35 pm**

3legged_lab wrote:
assateague wrote:I hear urine keeps them away.

On the bug zapper?

yes, but you have to pee on it while it's running or it won't work.

Posted: **Fri Aug 30, 2013 9:35 pm**

assateague wrote:I hear urine keeps them away.

are you saying that I should piss on myself?

Posted: **Fri Aug 30, 2013 9:39 pm**

gangrig25 wrote:
assateague wrote:I hear urine keeps them away.

are you saying that I should piss on myself?

As well as the dog to ensure you get all of them.

Posted: **Fri Aug 30, 2013 9:43 pm**

but I piss on the dog all the time and he's still warped up with dog dick flies.

Posted: **Sat Aug 31, 2013 9:26 pm**

Yeah, we have them bad too. They are bitches for sure.

Posted: **Sun Sep 01, 2013 4:43 pm**

Try washing your ass..Thats what draws them. :lol:

Posted: **Mon Sep 02, 2013 1:31 am**

dog pecker gnats is what they are called around here.
try skin so soft that worked for a bunch of bugs back in the day

Posted: **Mon Sep 02, 2013 8:03 am**

one2many wrote:dog pecker gnats is what they are called around here.
try skin so soft that worked for a bunch of bugs back in the day, or it gets the hose again!

Posted: **Mon Sep 02, 2013 12:49 pm**

Piss doesn't work....just saying...

Posted: **Mon Sep 02, 2013 5:30 pm**

Flightstopper wrote:
one2many wrote:dog pecker gnats is what they are called around here.
try skin so soft that worked for a bunch of bugs back in the day, or it gets the hose again!

Posted: **Mon Sep 02, 2013 6:47 pm**

one2many wrote:
Flightstopper wrote:
one2many wrote:dog pecker gnats is what they are called around here.
try skin so soft that worked for a bunch of bugs back in the day, or it gets the hose again!

Posted: **Tue Sep 03, 2013 9:14 pm**

assateague wrote:I hear urine keeps them away.

This is apparently your go to solution.

Posted: **Tue Sep 03, 2013 9:56 pm**

If it ain't broke, don't piss on it.

Posted: **Tue Sep 03, 2013 10:01 pm**

assateague wrote:If it ain't broke, don't piss on it.

Posted: **Tue Sep 03, 2013 10:03 pm**

assateague wrote:If it ain't broke, don't piss on it.

What if she asks you to?

Posted: **Tue Sep 03, 2013 10:06 pm**

I said, if it ain't broke, don't piss on it. I assure you, if she's asking, she's "broke" somewhere along the way.

Posted: **Tue Sep 03, 2013 10:07 pm**

assateague wrote:I said, if it ain't broke, don't piss on it. I assure you, if she's asking, she's "broke" somewhere along the way.

Posted: **Tue Sep 03, 2013 10:38 pm**

assateague wrote:If it ain't broke, don't piss on it.

There's your t-shirt slogan right there.

Posted: **Tue Sep 03, 2013 10:39 pm**

You'd be a "hundred-aire"

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