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Last Girlfreind

PostPosted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 8:28 pm
by gangrig25
Well, I kicked the bitch out tonight....

Re: Last Girlfreind

PostPosted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 8:35 pm
by 3legged_lab
gangrig25 wrote:Well, I kicked the bitch out tonight....

Them dog dick flies got you that pissed off, huh?

Re: Last Girlfreind

PostPosted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 8:39 pm
by gangrig25
I can't stand a liar. Been waiting ten months to pen her down...she was hot and good in the sack but had shit for morals.

Re: Last Girlfreind

PostPosted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 8:40 pm
by Redbeard
gangrig25 wrote:I can't stand a liar. Been waiting ten months to pen her down...she was hot and good in the sack but had shit for morals.
Ha!

Re: Last Girlfreind

PostPosted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 8:41 pm
by gangrig25
Redbeard wrote:
gangrig25 wrote:I can't stand a liar. Been waiting ten months to pen her down...she was hot and good in the sack but had shit for morals.
Ha!

I don't get it?

Re: Last Girlfreind

PostPosted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 8:42 pm
by (MT)Montanafowler
gangrig25 wrote:I can't stand a liar. Been waiting ten months to pen her down...she was hot and good in the sack but had shit for morals.


what did she lie about (if you don't mind sharing, if not, cool.)

Re: Last Girlfreind

PostPosted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 8:44 pm
by 3legged_lab
gangrig25 wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
gangrig25 wrote:I can't stand a liar. Been waiting ten months to pen her down...she was hot and good in the sack but had shit for morals.
Ha!

I don't get it?

I think he's laughing about your blunt-ness on the matter.

Re: Last Girlfreind

PostPosted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 8:47 pm
by Redbeard
3legged_lab wrote:
gangrig25 wrote:
Redbeard wrote:
gangrig25 wrote:I can't stand a liar. Been waiting ten months to pen her down...she was hot and good in the sack but had shit for morals.
Ha!

I don't get it?

I think he's laughing about your blunt-ness on the matter.
exactly

Re: Last Girlfreind

PostPosted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 8:48 pm
by gangrig25
(MT)Montanafowler wrote:
gangrig25 wrote:I can't stand a liar. Been waiting ten months to pen her down...she was hot and good in the sack but had shit for morals.


what did she lie about (if you don't mind sharing, if not, cool.)

What didn't the bitch lie about. I think she had a problem with pills.

Re: Last Girlfreind

PostPosted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 8:49 pm
by gangrig25
really fat ass and the best head ever.

Re: Last Girlfreind

PostPosted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 8:50 pm
by Redbeard
Too light a shade of blue?

Re: Last Girlfreind

PostPosted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 8:53 pm
by gangrig25
I'm thinking about taking her back...she had to be getting paid at some point in her life.

Re: Last Girlfreind

PostPosted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 8:53 pm
by gangrig25
if not...she should have been.

Re: Last Girlfreind

PostPosted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 8:55 pm
by Redbeard
You're killin me!

Re: Last Girlfreind

PostPosted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 9:01 pm
by gangrig25
She cooked, cleaned, packed my lunch, washed my clothes, hungem out, gave the best hand job ever....Oh shit...what have I done?

Re: Last Girlfreind

PostPosted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 9:09 pm
by Redbeard
That's what we're all wanting to know

Re: Last Girlfreind

PostPosted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 9:15 pm
by Olly
Gangrig just remember. Easy come, and easy go. There are 4 billion woman in the world.

Sent from my phone.

Re: Last Girlfreind

PostPosted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 9:16 pm
by Flightstopper
Olly wrote:Gangrig just remember. Easy come, and easy go. There are 4 billion woman in the world.

Sent from my phone.


And all their parts work just the same

Re: Last Girlfreind

PostPosted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 9:16 pm
by assateague
Your upside down avatar still cracks me up.

Re: Last Girlfreind

PostPosted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 9:21 pm
by (MT)Montanafowler
assateague wrote:Your upside down avatar still cracks me up.


is that TK's mailbox? i've been trying to figure out what the fuck that picture is for ages!

Re: Last Girlfreind

PostPosted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 9:23 pm
by Flightstopper
(MT)Montanafowler wrote:
assateague wrote:Your upside down avatar still cracks me up.


is that TK's mailbox? i've been trying to figure out what the fuck that picture is for ages!


nailed it

Re: Last Girlfreind

PostPosted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 9:31 pm
by Olly
Haha me too.

Sent from my phone.

Re: Last Girlfreind

PostPosted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 9:34 pm
by Flightstopper
I believe the inspiration was from him trying to get someone a new avatar of the pride and joy. I abliged him in my own manner

Re: Last Girlfreind

PostPosted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 9:45 pm
by gangrig25
Olly wrote:Gangrig just remember. Easy come, and easy go. There are 4 billion woman in the world.

Sent from my phone.

Yea but, I'm 40 years old with two kids bro, life ain't getting any easier.

Re: Last Girlfreind

PostPosted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 9:47 pm
by Goldfish
Flightstopper wrote:
Olly wrote:Gangrig just remember. Easy come, and easy go. There are 4 billion woman in the world.

Sent from my phone.


And all their parts work just the same

Not true. Some work their parts WAY better than others

sent from a phancy fone

Re: Last Girlfreind

PostPosted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 10:06 pm
by Feelin' Fowl
Olly wrote:Gangrig just remember. Easy come, and easy go. There are 4 billion woman in the world.

Sent from my phone.

There's 9 million people in New York. 4.5 million women. Of course, you want to meet someone roughly your own age - let's say plus, minus 5 years. So if you take into account the most recent census data that leaves us with 482,000 women. But wait! 48% of those are already in relationships and then you have to eliminate half for intelligence, sense of humor and compatibility. And then you have to take out the ex girlfriends and the relatives. And, oh, you can't forget those lesbians. And then that leaves us with 8 women.

So with that data. There are 10 times more women in the world.

You have 80 options...Good luck fishing in that sea :D

Re: Last Girlfreind

PostPosted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 10:28 pm
by Bootlipkiller
Goldfish wrote:
Flightstopper wrote:
Olly wrote:Gangrig just remember. Easy come, and easy go. There are 4 billion woman in the world.

Sent from my phone.


And all their parts work just the same

Not true. Some work their parts WAY better than others

sent from a phancy fone

And some have 400 dogs and cats!:D


Sent from an undisclosed location on the river

Re: Last Girlfreind

PostPosted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 10:29 pm
by Redbeard
Bootlipkiller wrote:
Goldfish wrote:
Flightstopper wrote:
Olly wrote:Gangrig just remember. Easy come, and easy go. There are 4 billion woman in the world.

Sent from my phone.


And all their parts work just the same

Not true. Some work their parts WAY better than others

sent from a phancy fone

And some have 400 dogs and cats!:D


Sent from an undisclosed location on the river
ouch

Re: Last Girlfreind

PostPosted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 10:32 pm
by Goldfish
Bootlipkiller wrote:
Goldfish wrote:
Flightstopper wrote:
Olly wrote:Gangrig just remember. Easy come, and easy go. There are 4 billion woman in the world.

Sent from my phone.


And all their parts work just the same

Not true. Some work their parts WAY better than others

sent from a phancy fone

And some have 400 dogs and cats!:D


Sent from an undisclosed location on the river

That has no affect on their parts. One girl, awesome, the other, only ok. Both crazy animal people

sent from a phancy fone

Last Girlfreind

PostPosted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 10:36 pm
by Bootlipkiller
Goldfish wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:
Goldfish wrote:
Flightstopper wrote:
Olly wrote:Gangrig just remember. Easy come, and easy go. There are 4 billion woman in the world.

Sent from my phone.


And all their parts work just the same

Not true. Some work their parts WAY better than others

sent from a phancy fone

And some have 400 dogs and cats!:D


Sent from an undisclosed location on the river

That has no affect on their parts. One girl, awesome, the other, only ok. Both crazy animal people

sent from a phancy fone

What if their parts clog up with animal hair and pet dander? Hypothetically speaking.


Sent from an undisclosed location on the river