New Call Company

[RonE]

Looking for the best calls available........

Thinking about going into the call business with a different slant on the marketing aspect. I can probably outsource the manufacturing to China and get calls made for about $3.47 each and have them made in many colors, shapes and sizes but basically all the same. (People can collect and own different looking calls and different color calls)
All the calls would retail for $32.50 and would be guaranteed for life against loss, theft or breakage, just send a statement and $17.50 for shipping and handling and your call will be replaced.

The marketing would be pretty easy......We would get on every hunting and fishing forum in North America and talk about how great our calls are.....If guides (our pro staff) wanted a free call or two, no problem, just pay separate shipping and handling.

We could also go to every DU and similar dinner and blow our calls and give everyone there a coupon for a free duck call, just pay separate shipping and handling for each free duck call. (limit 3 per household)

If anyone wants to invest in this operation just send your name and address and how much money you have to me.

Now all we need is a catchy name for our company.

[AKPirate]

Looking for the best calls available........

Thinking about going into the call business with a different slant on the marketing aspect. I can probably outsource the manufacturing to China and get calls made for about $3.47 each and have them made in many colors, shapes and sizes but basically all the same. (People can collect and own different looking calls and different color calls)
All the calls would retail for $32.50 and would be guaranteed for life against loss, theft or breakage, just send a statement and $17.50 for shipping and handling and your call will be replaced.

The marketing would be pretty easy......We would get on every hunting and fishing forum in North America and talk about how great our calls are.....If guides (our pro staff) wanted a free call or two, no problem, just pay separate shipping and handling.

We could also go to every DU and similar dinner and blow our calls and give everyone there a coupon for a free duck call, just pay separate shipping and handling for each free duck call. (limit 3 per household)

If anyone wants to invest in this operation just send your name and address and how much money you have to me.

Now all we need is a catchy name for our company.

I don't have money but how about naming it "Bootlips Bent Meat Pole"

[Feelin' Fowl]

You're a genius! I'm in!

[Tiler_J]

Looking for the best calls available........

Thinking about going into the call business with a different slant on the marketing aspect. I can probably outsource the manufacturing to China and get calls made for about $3.47 each and have them made in many colors, shapes and sizes but basically all the same. (People can collect and own different looking calls and different color calls)
All the calls would retail for $32.50 and would be guaranteed for life against loss, theft or breakage, just send a statement and $17.50 for shipping and handling and your call will be replaced.

The marketing would be pretty easy......We would get on every hunting and fishing forum in North America and talk about how great our calls are.....If guides (our pro staff) wanted a free call or two, no problem, just pay separate shipping and handling.

We could also go to every DU and similar dinner and blow our calls and give everyone there a coupon for a free duck call, just pay separate shipping and handling for each free duck call. (limit 3 per household)

If anyone wants to invest in this operation just send your name and address and how much money you have to me.

Now all we need is a catchy name for our company.

I don't have money but how about naming it "Bootlips Bent Meat Pole"

Hey Ron, you should get AK on your pro-staff, he will blow anything!

[AKPirate]

Looking for the best calls available........

Thinking about going into the call business with a different slant on the marketing aspect. I can probably outsource the manufacturing to China and get calls made for about $3.47 each and have them made in many colors, shapes and sizes but basically all the same. (People can collect and own different looking calls and different color calls)
All the calls would retail for $32.50 and would be guaranteed for life against loss, theft or breakage, just send a statement and $17.50 for shipping and handling and your call will be replaced.

The marketing would be pretty easy......We would get on every hunting and fishing forum in North America and talk about how great our calls are.....If guides (our pro staff) wanted a free call or two, no problem, just pay separate shipping and handling.

We could also go to every DU and similar dinner and blow our calls and give everyone there a coupon for a free duck call, just pay separate shipping and handling for each free duck call. (limit 3 per household)

If anyone wants to invest in this operation just send your name and address and how much money you have to me.

Now all we need is a catchy name for our company.

I don't have money but how about naming it "Bootlips Bent Meat Pole"

Hey Ron, you should get AK on your pro-staff, he will blow anything!

Thought you were watching a damn movie.

[Tiler_J]

Looking for the best calls available........

Thinking about going into the call business with a different slant on the marketing aspect. I can probably outsource the manufacturing to China and get calls made for about $3.47 each and have them made in many colors, shapes and sizes but basically all the same. (People can collect and own different looking calls and different color calls)
All the calls would retail for $32.50 and would be guaranteed for life against loss, theft or breakage, just send a statement and $17.50 for shipping and handling and your call will be replaced.

The marketing would be pretty easy......We would get on every hunting and fishing forum in North America and talk about how great our calls are.....If guides (our pro staff) wanted a free call or two, no problem, just pay separate shipping and handling.

We could also go to every DU and similar dinner and blow our calls and give everyone there a coupon for a free duck call, just pay separate shipping and handling for each free duck call. (limit 3 per household)

If anyone wants to invest in this operation just send your name and address and how much money you have to me.

Now all we need is a catchy name for our company.

I don't have money but how about naming it "Bootlips Bent Meat Pole"

Hey Ron, you should get AK on your pro-staff, he will blow anything!

Thought you were watching a damn movie.

Multi-tasking!

[Bootlipkiller]

With all do respect... I like AK but I don't want him blowing my meat pole! How about the chick from the bowmag commercial. She would be good pro staff material. Her face would look like a glazed doughnut when she finished blowing my meat pole.


Sent from an undisclosed location on the river

[AKPirate]

With all do respect... I like AK but I don't want him blowing my meat pole! How about the chick from the bowmag commercial. She would be good pro staff material. Her face would look like a glazed doughnut when she finished blowing my meat pole.


Sent from an undisclosed location on the river

Agreed, like your idea much better then Joels.

[Tiler_J]

With all do respect... I like AK but I don't want him blowing my meat pole! How about the chick from the bowmag commercial. She would be good pro staff material. Her face would look like a glazed doughnut when she finished blowing my meat pole.


Sent from an undisclosed location on the river

Agreed, like your idea much better then Joels.

I was talking to Ron, not you two fucksticks!

[AKPirate]

With all do respect... I like AK but I don't want him blowing my meat pole! How about the chick from the bowmag commercial. She would be good pro staff material. Her face would look like a glazed doughnut when she finished blowing my meat pole.


Sent from an undisclosed location on the river

Agreed, like your idea much better then Joels.

I was talking to Ron, not you two fucksticks!

Oh OK, now I feel much better.

[Bootlipkiller]

With all do respect... I like AK but I don't want him blowing my meat pole! How about the chick from the bowmag commercial. She would be good pro staff material. Her face would look like a glazed doughnut when she finished blowing my meat pole.


Sent from an undisclosed location on the river

Agreed, like your idea much better then Joels.

I was talking to Ron, not you two fucksticks!

Hey I said, "with all due respect".


Sent from an undisclosed location on the river

[Goldfish]

Emperor Call Co.

(the traveling decoy last year was a Mandarin duck that was nicknamed the emperor, and if you are making the calls in China, it fits)

sent from a phancy fone

[RonE]

Emperor Call Co.

(the traveling decoy last year was a Mandarin duck that was nicknamed the emperor, and if you are making the calls in China, it fits)

sent from a phancy fone

I like it!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Redbeard]

So far just based on who's interested, I'd market it as Dick Bumper Calls, Inc. The slogans would be too easy.

Sounds like last night the pro staff was chosen

[Bulldog0156]

So far just based on who's interested, I'd market it as Dick Bumper Calls, Inc. The slogans would be too easy.

Sounds like last night the pro staff was chosen

Top selling calls will be the tube-stak'em and for guys that like to get 'em in close, the facial finisher

[Redbeard]

slogans would be too easy.

^^^ see what I mean ^^^

[capt1972]

could even do one of those shaky turkey gobble calls and call it the "handjobber"

[Mornin Beef]

Pepper-RonE Game Calls, look for them in the dog food section

[Goldfish]

So far just based on who's interested, I'd market it as Dick Bumper Calls, Inc. The slogans would be too easy.

Sounds like last night the pro staff was chosen

Top selling calls will be the tube-stak'em and for guys that like to get 'em in close, the facial finisher

ha. Total facial laflure

sent from a phancy fone

[flight control]

I bet you could sell FF a whole case of calls with the reeds in backwards. Goddamn callsucker.

[Feelin' Fowl]

I bet you could sell FF a whole case of calls with the reeds in backwards. Goddamn callsucker.

What's wrong with callsucking?

[flight control]

I bet you could sell FF a whole case of calls with the reeds in backwards. Goddamn callsucker.

What's wrong with callsucking?

Note to self: never share a blind with FF

[Mornin Beef]

I bet you could sell FF a whole case of calls with the reeds in backwards. Goddamn callsucker.

What's wrong with callsucking?

Note to self: never share a blind with FF

[Feelin' Fowl]

I bet you could sell FF a whole case of calls with the reeds in backwards. Goddamn callsucker.

What's wrong with callsucking?

Note to self: never share a blind with FF

[Goldfish]

I bet you could sell FF a whole case of calls with the reeds in backwards. Goddamn callsucker.

What's wrong with callsucking?

Ha

sent from a phancy fone

[aunt betty]

Crysanthemum calls.
Flower of death calls.
Bird Flu Calls.
Wei Tu Lieu Calls
Ho Lee Fuk Calls
I can go on and on...

[aunt betty]

Toxic is already taken