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Posted: **Tue Sep 17, 2013 11:26 am**

I've had enough of the other parents on my daughter's soccer team. Some are even friends of ours. All the pissing and moaning about our coaches is about to set me off. Two great guys, both very respectable and very knowledgable. One who played for Stanford and the US Olympic trial team. The other a volunteer fireman on his regular days off, who's just been around soccer his whole life.

"My daughter's playing outta position"

"I drove all this way and she didn't even play enough minutes"

"Why does the team mom get to stand by the bench?"

"Why did that girl start? She missed a day of practice this week"

And my personal favorite, said by our neighbors and good friends

"I don't like the way they talked to my daughter"

Followed immediately by

"They're just not hard enough on the girls"

I've already made a few light hearted comments to some parents, which pissed off my wife. Told her I won't go outta my way to start shit but if one more asshole pipes off I'm gonna open my mouth and it won't be pretty.

One of em even had the fucking nerve to tell my wife "Well of course you guys like em, they (coaches) love Maggie (our daughter)." Shit I would've thrashed her. If those fuckheads only knew how I talked to my kids about their performances. I don't sugarcoat shit. Mine know how to make me proud and that's to leave it all on the field. But when they play dumb I let em know it.

Momma's made me swear not to start shit and the best I could do is tell her I'd try hard not too. I already avoid those assholes. Never sit with em. Don't go to their retarded post game ice cream parties. But shits gonna get worse when I start acting like they don't exist. That's my way of trying harder Momma.

But a time will come when some ignorant bullshit is said around me. Shit will hit the fan.

Parents are the most ignorant and prejudice assholes on earth.

Rant over

Posted: **Tue Sep 17, 2013 11:33 am**

Soccer parents are assholes huh...

Sent from my Vox Mortem

Posted: **Tue Sep 17, 2013 11:34 am**

Do it. I bitch about my daughter's coach, but that's just because she sits her fat ass on the bench next to the water cooler and talks to other people instead of coaching. But yep, I hear the same crap you hear.

Posted: **Tue Sep 17, 2013 11:36 am**

assateague wrote:Do it. I bitch about my daughter's coach, but that's just because she sits her fat ass on the bench next to the water cooler and talks to other people instead of coaching. But yep, I hear the same crap you hear.

not only are the dads assholes, but they're pussies too. It's unbelievable.

Posted: **Tue Sep 17, 2013 11:36 am**

Good luck, Red. I'm not looking forward to that part of parenting. It's going to get me in trouble...

Posted: **Tue Sep 17, 2013 11:36 am**

I have no problem believing it whatsoever.

Posted: **Tue Sep 17, 2013 11:44 am**

Maybe it's the coach in me that wants to stand up for these guys. But in my opinion if they've done anything wrong coaching-wise it's that they're too easy going. However with that said, I've never coached young girls and I suspect you can't be as hard with them as you can boys. But "easy going" attacks sharks.

The assholes have perceived the easy going personalities of these two coaches as weakness. That in my opinion is where they've gone wrong. Although they've coached the hell outta our girls who're doing very well, so who am I too judge?? They've done their job and I applaud them for that.

Posted: **Tue Sep 17, 2013 3:24 pm**

You're a pu$$y. You'll never say a word.

Sent from my iPhone 5, which sucks my cojones. Don't buy one.

Posted: **Tue Sep 17, 2013 3:34 pm**

vincentpa wrote:You're a pu$$y. You'll never say a word.

Sent from my iPhone 5, which sucks my cojones. Don't buy one.

yup gotta couple of you on the sidelines too

Posted: **Tue Sep 17, 2013 3:40 pm**

Redbeard wrote:I've had enough of the other parents on my daughter's soccer team. Some are even friends of ours. All the pissing and moaning about our coaches is about to set me off. Two great guys, both very respectable and very knowledgable. One who played for Stanford and the US Olympic trial team. The other a volunteer fireman on his regular days off, who's just been around soccer his whole life.

"My daughter's playing outta position"

"I drove all this way and she didn't even play enough minutes"

"Why does the team mom get to stand by the bench?"

"Why did that girl start? She missed a day of practice this week"

And my personal favorite, said by our neighbors and good friends

"I don't like the way they talked to my daughter"

Followed immediately by

"They're just not hard enough on the girls"

I've already made a few light hearted comments to some parents, which pissed off my wife. Told her I won't go outta my way to start shit but if one more asshole pipes off I'm gonna open my mouth and it won't be pretty.

One of em even had the fucking nerve to tell my wife "Well of course you guys like em, they (coaches) love Maggie (our daughter)." Shit I would've thrashed her. If those fuckheads only knew how I talked to my kids about their performances. I don't sugarcoat shit. Mine know how to make me proud and that's to leave it all on the field. But when they play dumb I let em know it.

Momma's made me swear not to start shit and the best I could do is tell her I'd try hard not too. I already avoid those assholes. Never sit with em. Don't go to their retarded post game ice cream parties. But shits gonna get worse when I start acting like they don't exist. That's my way of trying harder Momma.

But a time will come when some ignorant bullshit is said around me. Shit will hit the fan.

Parents are the most ignorant and prejudice assholes on earth.

Rant over

So, how do you feel about all that? Tell us what you think.

Loosen up, have a few beers before the game and the crap will be like water on a ducks back.........If you're gonna drive, drink and face traffic with confidence!

I really do feel for you, it's just that I can't reach you.

Shit, it's just a game and you aren't even in it.

Posted: **Tue Sep 17, 2013 4:27 pm**

Are y'all winning? If you lose a game or the other team scores a goal, you should say damn that kid has no business being playing. Just make sure to do it in front of that kids parent, not a the kid.

Posted: **Tue Sep 17, 2013 4:32 pm**

White people problems! :lol:

Sent from an undisclosed location on the river

Posted: **Tue Sep 17, 2013 4:34 pm**

Bootlipkiller wrote:White people problems!

Sent from an undisclosed location on the river

honestly I've found this to be true in my years of coaching

Posted: **Tue Sep 17, 2013 4:39 pm**

Redbeard wrote:
Bootlipkiller wrote:White people problems!

Sent from an undisclosed location on the river
honestly I've found this to be true in my years of coaching

Without a doubt, parents always fucked up any organized sport my sister or I ever participated in growing up. I gave up all sports by the time I was in high school and fished and hunted instead.

Sent from an undisclosed location on the river

Posted: **Tue Sep 17, 2013 6:29 pm**

Redbeard wrote:
vincentpa wrote:You're a pu$$y. You'll never say a word.

Sent from my iPhone 5, which sucks my cojones. Don't buy one.
yup gotta couple of you on the sidelines too

I'm dreading all the wiseass liberals that have never been smacked upside the head and worse yet, have no fear of it.

Posted: **Tue Sep 17, 2013 6:32 pm**

What does the fox say?

Posted: **Tue Sep 17, 2013 6:35 pm**

A silver fox? In that case, she says give it to me hard and deep.

Posted: **Tue Sep 17, 2013 6:36 pm**

vincentpa wrote:A silver fox? In that case, she says give it to me hard and deep.

http://youtu.be/jofNR_WkoCE

Posted: **Tue Sep 17, 2013 6:38 pm**

That's funny.

Posted: **Tue Sep 17, 2013 6:48 pm**

i hear this weekly from the kid

Posted: **Tue Sep 17, 2013 9:17 pm**

Ha ha.
So following a 40-0 beat down that Jacks team laid on the opponents on Saturday (they didn't allow a single. First. Down.) we had the weeks first practice tonight.

It started off with "you guys feel pretty good about winning Saturday??"
"Yeahahahahahah!"
"Good. It was a good win. We had 5 penalties for false start. Get down, we're going to do 10 push-ups for every penalty"
About halfway through practice they started dicking off - "you boys don't want to practice, then I guess we'll just run for the rest of the night." And they ran the piss outta those little kids for 40 minutes.

Some of the parents were getting pissy, I figure a little more discipline is needed in this world

Posted: **Tue Sep 17, 2013 9:35 pm**

DeadEye_Dan wrote:Ha ha.
So following a 40-0 beat down that Jacks team laid on the opponents on Saturday (they didn't allow a single. First. Down.) we had the weeks first practice tonight.

It started off with "you guys feel pretty good about winning Saturday??"
"Yeahahahahahah!"
"Good. It was a good win. We had 5 penalties for false start. Get down, we're going to do 10 push-ups for every penalty"
About halfway through practice they started dicking off - "you boys don't want to practice, then I guess we'll just run for the rest of the night." And they ran the piss outta those little kids for 40 minutes.

Some of the parents were getting pissy, I figure a little more discipline is needed in this world

exactly my point

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