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Fuck these little bastards

You can't be a pu$$y all your life. Swat'em!

I'm thinking flame thrower

Put out an empty platstic bottle (any kind of bottle) with a quarter inch balasmic vinegar and a chunk of banana.

Roll a piece of paper into a funnel so the opening is about a quarter inch in diameter and rest it on the bottle.

Place by the sink or wherever they are. When you get a bunch, throw it in the freezer for while.

Make two and switch them out.

Shouldn't take more than two days to get them down to nothing.

My neighbors have an apricot and peach tree that were loaded and they let the fruit drop, I'm 90' downwind...

bill herian wrote:Put out an empty platstic bottle (any kind of bottle) with a quarter inch balasmic vinegar and a chunk of banana.

Roll a piece of paper into a funnel so the opening is about a quarter inch in diameter and rest it on the bottle.

Place by the sink or wherever they are. When you get a bunch, throw it in the freezer for while.

Make two and switch them out.

Shouldn't take more than two days to get them down to nothing.

have had four going all week, they come through the screen and my wife can't handle closed windows this time of year

Its not just your house, vinces house is swarming, my house is pretty bad, and its all out war at the brewery where everyone is on high alert. Also Ive heard boiling water down the drain helps control them.

Take the screen off and let the bats come in.

about cold enough here the last couple nights to kill some off. just open widows and crank the AC

I just shoe the damn things away. If they don't move, they get eaten.

bill herian wrote:Take the screen off and let the bats come in.

bats scare me

Ain't no mo bats. 90% got wiped out by a nose fungus in PA. I saw the first bat in years in my backyard this year. Fuggin Mosquitos are everywhere... And hungry.

bill herian wrote:Take the screen off and let the bats come in.

yeah, and I end up with velociraptors, I'm not falling for that herian

Shit, it's been the summer of bats here at our jobs, no shit I had one creak up my leg not 5 days ago

Biologists are in a tizzy here. It's like smallpox with the Indians. Before the pox, there were millions, after just a few.

jehler wrote:My neighbors have an apricot and peach tree that were loaded and they let the fruit drop, I'm 90' downwind...

Go pick that shit up and make shine. What the fuck's wrong with you? Half rotten fruit? Oh my goodness.

jehler wrote:Shit, it's been the summer of bats here at our jobs, no shit I had one creak up my leg not 5 days ago

i would have set fire to my leg

assateague wrote:

jehler wrote:My neighbors have an apricot and peach tree that were loaded and they let the fruit drop, I'm 90' downwind...

Go pick that **** up and make shine. What the ****'s wrong with you? Half rotten fruit? Oh my goodness.

Man, I got you on so many counts tonight. That FBI chick is going to get freaky with me tonight!

Tell her not to step on my third or forth steps on the porch after 10pm.

Was winding up an extension cord, thought it was rubbing against my leg until I saw the plug end and looked down and saw that leathery fur rat bastard crawling up my calf. First thought was thanks god it's not a spider, I shows him and he ran up my leg and flew off

We've had big brown bats (Eptesicus fuscus) here all summer.

They like to hide under the bimini top on the boat.

I will remove bats for $125 per animal. $135 per animal if paying by check. Fruit flies are $5 each.

assateague wrote:Tell her not to step on my third or forth steps on the porch after 10pm.

She'll get you in the morning. I'll be busy with her at night. Now all I gotta do is figure out what to tell my wife. Matter of national security? I gotta tell ya, that was one hog piece of azz. She was wearing one of those tight dancing tops with sheer tights. Good lord! I told my wife to make her jealous. Maybe I'll get laid tonight.


Sent from my iPhone 5, which sucks my cojones. Don't buy one.

assateague wrote:I will remove bats for $125 per animal. $135 per animal if paying by check. Fruit flies are $5 each.

I want $1 per fly if you use my vinegar trap.

Intellectual property.

Bitches.

bill herian wrote:We've had big brown bats (Eptesicus fuscus) here all summer.

They like to hide under the bimini top on the boat.

You ever see large bats while fishing? Jr and I have twice seen bats with wingspans over a foot hours after sunrise more than four miles offshore on lake mi, google revealed a hoary bat but honestly, it's seemed bigger than that, was comparable to a turn or small gull

jehler wrote:

bill herian wrote:We've had big brown bats (Eptesicus fuscus) here all summer.

They like to hide under the bimini top on the boat.

You ever see large bats while fishing? Jr and I have twice seen bats with wingspans over a foot hours after sunrise more than four miles offshore on lake mi, google revealed a hoary bat but honestly, it's seemed bigger than that, was comparable to a turn or small gull

that was a vampire

rebelp74 wrote:

jehler wrote:

bill herian wrote:We've had big brown bats (Eptesicus fuscus) here all summer.

They like to hide under the bimini top on the boat.

You ever see large bats while fishing? Jr and I have twice seen bats with wingspans over a foot hours after sunrise more than four miles offshore on lake mi, google revealed a hoary bat but honestly, it's seemed bigger than that, was comparable to a turn or small gull

that was a vampire

nope, sun was up, no sparkle

they're evolving

If we morning fish jr takes a shotgun now

That would be fun with how erratic they fly