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What would your first hundred days in office look like?

Chaos!

Midgets and Viking Helmets....

fear and loathing in the white house

jehler wrote:fear and loathing in the white house

Drugs.... LOTS AND LOTS OF DRUGS.

give your 100 days plan, what would you do, when, and why?

I would be impeached within my first 100 days.

Anarchy

I'd spend my first 100 days helping you guys move all your shit into your offices.

Stop playing world police
Move solders who are now unemployed to the army engineer corps and get things done in our own country
End backroom spying programs
Have Assa as vice pres and sit back and watch him explode/make others piss themselves


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Piss a lot of people off with some common sense.

No joke my first act would be to solicit and support bills to close the IRS and move this country to a fair tax.

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Goldfish wrote:Stop playing world police
Move solders who are now unemployed to the army engineer corps and get things done in our own country
End backroom spying programs
Have Assa as vice pres and sit back and watch him explode/make others piss themselves

Gordon has a nice start here-

The problem is, most of what I want to see done requires the congress, and they are the most disfunctional lackeys in the history of mankind.

Olly wrote:No joke my first act would be to solicit and support bills to close the IRS and move this country to a fair tax.

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you would need assa or WFM as your VP.. maybe Red.. gotta make assaination not an option..

i think assa for vp.. wfm as sec of state..

kick the UN out of the US..

possumfoot wrote:

Olly wrote:No joke my first act would be to solicit and support bills to close the IRS and move this country to a fair tax.

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you would need assa or WFM as your VP.. maybe Red.. gotta make assaination not an option..

i think assa for vp.. wfm as sec of state..

kick the UN out of the US..

I'd nominate Boot as the Chief of the United States Police Department

Redbeard wrote:

possumfoot wrote:

Olly wrote:No joke my first act would be to solicit and support bills to close the IRS and move this country to a fair tax.

Sent from my phone.

you would need assa or WFM as your VP.. maybe Red.. gotta make assaination not an option..

i think assa for vp.. wfm as sec of state..

kick the UN out of the US..

I'd nominate Boot as the Chief of the United States Police Department

Juice as barney fife

Oh and rehire Monica lewinsky

I would also move to legalize at least marijuana nation wide and I don't even have the slightest desire to use it.

I'd right and pass my own bill making basketball America's official pastime

I'd call in my most trusted Generals and tell them to execute a massive shock and awe airstrike on congress immediately.

Redbeard wrote:I'd right and pass my own bill making basketball America's official pastime

You just lost my vote

Woody wrote:

Redbeard wrote:I'd right and pass my own bill making basketball America's official pastime

You just lost my vote

I don't need it. The 22nd amendment was just ratified

Redbeard wrote:

Woody wrote:

Redbeard wrote:I'd right and pass my own bill making basketball America's official pastime

You just lost my vote

I don't need it. The 22nd amendment was just ratified

AMENDMENT XXII

SECTION 1.

No person shall be elected to the office of the President more than twice, and no person who has held the office of President, or acted as President, for more than two years of a term to which some other person was elected President shall be elected to the office of the President more than once. But this article shall not apply to any person holding the office of President when this article was proposed by the Congress, and shall not prevent any person who may be holding the office of President, or acting as President, during the term within which this article becomes operative from holding the office of President or acting as President during the remainder of such term.

SECTION 2.

This article shall be inoperative unless it shall have been ratified as an amendment to the Constitution by the legislatures of three-fourths of the several states within seven years from the date of its submission to the states by the Congress.

???

Olly wrote:I would also move to legalize at least marijuana nation wide and I don't even have the slightest desire to use it.

almost Olly. it would be returned to legal status and smoked at the swearing in ceremony. B-real would be secretary of all things ganja

The only thing I know for sure is that Beef would be the White House Press Secretary. My speeches would have more viewers than a Duck Dynasty season premier.

Redbeard wrote:I'd right and pass my own bill making basketball America's official pastime

And then when you were done, I would Write you a bill to sign. Right?

Two chicks at the same time.

My first acts of the presidency would include:

Drug tests and reduction of benefits for welfare recipients, the free ride ends now.
grant incentives to contractors who hire and train unemployed citizens.
extremely high tariffs on foreign goods, to increase industry in the country. (using those welfare leeches)
national legalization of weed, with the stipulation that you cannot collect welfare if you test positive in the piss test.
Disbanding of the IRS and the board of education. All education governing shall be granted to the individual states.
create a standard tax system
close the borders, and ship the illegal immigrants home. either they go voluntarily, or we launch them over the wall with a fucking cannon.
withdraw from world conflicts, we're not the world police force.
execute anyone on death row, and enact penal reform. if you are proven guilty of a violent crime, you are sentenced to death, to be enacted within one week of conviction.
term limits, and a cleansing of congress.
balance the nations budget
start paying off the national debt.

I would remodel welfare, if you want to sign up for welfare you essentially would be signing up for a separate set of rights, not much different than signing up for the military. You would work, no even cripples can run a computer, if you don't work, do hard drugs, steal, rape, kill or dont pull your weight you are exiled to north eastern Texas at a prison style work camp where you ok longer have the choice, you work or you check out permanent

All prisons would be essentially cool hand Luke, prisoners would make prisons self sufficient through farming