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The ole man...

Postby jehler » Mon Oct 07, 2013 1:34 pm

After my mom died my step dad married a real bitch, all of us have basically been disowned apart from a "guys dinner" every three months or so when we meet at a restaurant so she doesn't have to see us. The ole man, at her instance, even sold the house and 5 acres on Lake Michigan where we grew up and bought a lot on an inland lake that she picked out. They then hired someone else to build their new house because she didn't want to deal with us as contractors (my little bro, the ole mans blood son, is my partner). Warned the ole man that the lot was no good but his nuts are in her purse and he dismissed us.

Took this pick today, mind you building was supposed to start months ago, wondering how long I wait to rub his nose in it :)
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Postby JGUN » Mon Oct 07, 2013 1:37 pm

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
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Postby Feelin' Fowl » Mon Oct 07, 2013 1:37 pm

Don't wait! Start right now :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby JGUN » Mon Oct 07, 2013 1:38 pm

Should we setup the dock inside the foundation as a hint?
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Postby jehler » Mon Oct 07, 2013 1:41 pm

think I'll start with a text "Jim, most people put the house in before the pool"

J you've seen the lot, he called Michael last week in a panic because he found out there isn't natural gas ran that far down and the propane guys can't set a tank in the "wetlands" :lol:
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Postby assateague » Mon Oct 07, 2013 1:53 pm

Go transplant a bunch of cattails all over that bitch. Wait a couple days, and call the state EPA with an anonymous tip, that "you're tired of the old apparently abandoned building site down the road, which has been sitting vacant so long it has turned into a wetland". And you'd hate to see that disrupted, because you enjoy watching the wildlife using it.

It should take them about one week to put a stop work order on it for "further environmental assessment". Hopefully it would accidentally be deemed a "real" wetland, since the cattails would have taken hold by the time they get around to it.
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Postby Feelin' Fowl » Mon Oct 07, 2013 2:07 pm

That would be the ultimate "take that"! :lol:
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Postby DC727 » Mon Oct 07, 2013 2:41 pm

assateague wrote:Go transplant a bunch of cattails all over that ****. Wait a couple days, and call the state EPA with an anonymous tip, that "you're tired of the old apparently abandoned building site down the road, which has been sitting vacant so long it has turned into a wetland". And you'd hate to see that disrupted, because you enjoy watching the wildlife using it.

It should take them about one week to put a stop work order on it for "further environmental assessment". Hopefully it would accidentally be deemed a "real" wetland, since the cattails would have taken hold by the time they get around to it.


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Postby Redbeard » Mon Oct 07, 2013 2:48 pm

What's her beef with you boys John?
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Postby Olly » Mon Oct 07, 2013 2:56 pm

John refused her advances years ago.
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Postby Rick » Mon Oct 07, 2013 2:58 pm

Or Jr. made a hat of her cat...
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Re: The ole man...

Postby jehler » Mon Oct 07, 2013 3:12 pm

Redbeard wrote:What's her beef with you boys John?

idk? she did the same thing with her last step kids before that husband died...
she told her hair stylist all kinds of things about us and our mom that we didnt know, she didnt know the girl was a close friend of ours :lol:
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Postby Redbeard » Mon Oct 07, 2013 3:33 pm

jehler wrote:
Redbeard wrote:What's her beef with you boys John?

idk? she did the same thing with her last step kids before that husband died...
she told her hair stylist all kinds of things about us and our mom that we didnt know, she didnt know the girl was a close friend of ours :lol:
sounds like the mother of a friend of mine. Blood mother too. Money grubbing whore
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Postby Tomkat » Mon Oct 07, 2013 3:35 pm

jehler wrote:After my mom died my step dad married a real bitch, all of us have basically been disowned apart from a "guys dinner" every three months or so when we meet at a restaurant so she doesn't have to see us. The ole man, at her instance, even sold the house and 5 acres on Lake Michigan where we grew up and bought a lot on an inland lake that she picked out. They then hired someone else to build their new house because she didn't want to deal with us as contractors (my little bro, the ole mans blood son, is my partner). Warned the ole man that the lot was no good but his nuts are in her purse and he dismissed us.

Took this pick today, mind you building was supposed to start months ago, wondering how long I wait to rub his nose in it :)
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That must be some top shelf first rate snapper she has on her.

Being the prick I am, I would go ahead and send that picture over today...but thats just me.
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Postby Rick » Mon Oct 07, 2013 3:43 pm

jehler wrote:...wondering how long I wait to rub his nose in it :)


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Postby Tomkat » Mon Oct 07, 2013 3:48 pm

You got nice guy Rick saying let it go, and the shit starter saying FU DAD!!!!

Whats it gonna be John?

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Postby jmitch » Mon Oct 07, 2013 3:52 pm

Rick wrote:
jehler wrote:...wondering how long I wait to rub his nose in it :)


Sometimes the best time is never.

I agree. It'd be hard but I'm not sure I could say anything. Whole thing sucks tho, sorry to hear about it
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Postby (MT)Montanafowler » Mon Oct 07, 2013 4:16 pm

start leaving a rubber ducky in there every night.
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Postby Rick » Mon Oct 07, 2013 4:29 pm

Tomkat wrote:You got nice guy Rick saying let it go, and the shit starter saying FU DAD!!!!

Whats it gonna be John?

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Postby waterfowlman » Mon Oct 07, 2013 5:11 pm

jehler wrote:think I'll start with a text "Jim, most people put the house in before the pool"

J you've seen the lot, he called Michael last week in a panic because he found out there isn't natural gas ran that far down and the propane guys can't set a tank in the "wetlands" :lol:


Looks like a good place to hide a body. Can't excavate wetlands!
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Postby 3legged_lab » Mon Oct 07, 2013 5:47 pm

Just put some decoys out there.
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Postby Mornin Beef » Mon Oct 07, 2013 6:27 pm

wow, sad and funny.
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Postby ea oneal » Mon Oct 07, 2013 11:29 pm

my dad found him one that sound,s too much like that. i lost him to big c 5 year,s ago,she got pissed after i told her he dident die he escaped you you life sucking you know what!!she would not talk to me till of late,now she,s in poor health call,s me as her own kin wont deal with her at all.my wife talk,s to her not me. im done hope maybe your dad will see the light and let u guy,s help out that will burn her a$$ more than anything u can say :twisted:
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Postby RonE » Mon Oct 07, 2013 11:31 pm

You might consider taking your backhoe up there and digging some drainage ditches for your dad. You don't have to like his new wife and knowing that you were the one that saved the project should give you plenty of satisfaction whenever you run into the cunt.
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Postby QH's Paw » Tue Oct 08, 2013 12:01 am

RonE wrote:You might consider taking your backhoe up there and digging some drainage ditches for your dad. You don't have to like his new wife and knowing that you were the one that saved the project should give you plenty of satisfaction whenever you run into the cunt.

I'm stuck. Part of me wants to say go with Ron's idea and, the other half says Assa's idea. I think I like Ron's idea because he calls a spade a spade, right there at the end. If Ron nailed nothing else in his post/reply, he damn sure nailed your step father's ol' lady. :beer:
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Postby Feelin' Fowl » Tue Oct 08, 2013 1:23 am

Jehler is a good dude. I'm sure he will help where possible...
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Postby BrewGUN » Tue Oct 08, 2013 4:22 am

What Jehler failed to mention, no human could withstand the amount of mosquitoes swarming around the site, If you walked 20 ft onto the site you would pass out from loss of blood!
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Re: The ole man...

Postby jehler » Tue Oct 08, 2013 6:14 am

Mornin Beef wrote:wow, sad and funny.
not meant to be sad beef, my family is good people for the most part, just the ole man is big in the smarts department but very small in judgment and confidence, being a bit of a narcissist it's a poor combination dealing with a controlling woman. There is no hate on my part, although I did get a guilty pleasure having this lot not work out, I won't rub his nose in it until he brings it up and then I'll rub it nicely :)
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Postby jehler » Tue Oct 08, 2013 6:16 am

RonE wrote:You might consider taking your backhoe up there and digging some drainage ditches for your dad. You don't have to like his new wife and knowing that you were the one that saved the project should give you plenty of satisfaction whenever you run into the cunt.
thats the funny part Ron, what you can't see in the pic is the lake on the left, he's on a peninsula of swamp, there ain't nowhere to drain the water to lol
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Postby jehler » Tue Oct 08, 2013 6:18 am

BrewGUN wrote:What Jehler failed to mention, no human could withstand the amount of mosquitoes swarming around the site, If you walked 20 ft onto the site you would pass out from loss of blood!
crut you know why that's funny, she told us she wanted to sell the place on the bay because she doesn't like the bugs on the beach
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