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Need some help...

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Tue Oct 15, 2013 8:58 pm
by R. Chapman
So, for the last few weeks, I have been trying to get the cigarette smell out of my GMC. I've had it shampooed, put air fresheners in. No, I do not smoke, I inherited this truck from my Grandpa, who used to smoke 3 packs a day and drink coffee 24/7 before he croaked. Does anybody have any other solutions on getting the smell out?
Rex Chapman
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Tue Oct 15, 2013 8:59 pm
by rebelp74
blunt out
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Tue Oct 15, 2013 9:02 pm
by The Duck Hammer
Febreze covers strong odors....
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Tue Oct 15, 2013 9:07 pm
by rebelp74
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Tue Oct 15, 2013 9:08 pm
by assateague
R. Chapman wrote:So, for the last few weeks, I have been trying to get the cigarette smell out of my GMC. I've had it shampooed, put air fresheners in. No, I do not smoke, I inherited this truck from my Grandpa, who used to smoke 3 packs a day and drink coffee 24/7 before he croaked. Does anybody have any other solutions on getting the smell out?
Rex Chapman
If you can get your hands on a piece of raw leather (saddle leather woks well, even if it's scrap pieces), put one under the seats, as big as you can find. Works like a charm.
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Tue Oct 15, 2013 9:08 pm
by assateague
By the way, this is real, not one of my made up "experiments".
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Tue Oct 15, 2013 9:11 pm
by Tiler_J
assateague wrote:By the way, this is real, not one of my made up "experiments".
Right!! Should he piss on the leather before or after he puts it in his truck?
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Tue Oct 15, 2013 9:11 pm
by Willie
Ozone machine
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Tue Oct 15, 2013 9:12 pm
by rebelp74
Just piss in the floor board, let it sit for a couple of days, then scrub it out with distilled white vinegar. There will no longer be cigarette odor.
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Tue Oct 15, 2013 9:13 pm
by R. Chapman
Hmmmm, would an elk hide/leather work?
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Tue Oct 15, 2013 9:15 pm
by assateague
R. Chapman wrote:Hmmmm, would an elk hide/leather work?
I don't know. I've always used tanned leather (by "raw" I guess I meant rough cut, not "raw"- as in, a leather jacket won't work)
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Tue Oct 15, 2013 9:20 pm
by The Duck Hammer
I'm for serious. The commercial says so.
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Tue Oct 15, 2013 9:20 pm
by Tiler_J
assateague wrote:R. Chapman wrote:Hmmmm, would an elk hide/leather work?
I don't know. I've always used tanned leather (by "raw" I guess I meant rough cut, not "raw"- as in, a leather jacket won't work)
How about a raw side of beef? Would that work? Let it sit in the sun for a week and you won't even care about the smoke smell.
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Tue Oct 15, 2013 9:22 pm
by R. Chapman
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Tue Oct 15, 2013 9:52 pm
by 3legged_lab
The Duck Hammer wrote:Febreze covers strong odors....
Works good on the inside of waders.
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Tue Oct 15, 2013 9:52 pm
by rebelp74
3legged_lab wrote:The Duck Hammer wrote:Febreze covers strong odors....
Works good on the inside of waders.
x2
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Tue Oct 15, 2013 10:03 pm
by bill herian
Put baking soda between a couple sheets of newspaper.
Place under seats and floormats.
It sucks the stick out of the carpet.
Or turn your truck inside out and take it through the carwash.
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Tue Oct 15, 2013 10:04 pm
by (MT)Montanafowler
roll the windows down for the winter.
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Tue Oct 15, 2013 10:29 pm
by RonE
I had the same problem when I was your age and my solution may or may not work for you. I had a Model A coupe and worked in a gas station. One day this older woman came in for gas, one thing led to another and I ended up dating her and banging her like a screen door with a broken spring in a hurricane. She smoked and needless to say, I didn't find the smoke odor so offensive when she was in my life. It isn't often that a high school kid has a girlfriend and an "older woman" on the side. I highly recommend that you find some trashy older woman to keep your tubes clean and forget about the smoke smell.
So fuck a bunch of Fabrease and baking soda......Older women is where it's at.
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Tue Oct 15, 2013 10:34 pm
by 3legged_lab
rebelp74 wrote:3legged_lab wrote:The Duck Hammer wrote:Febreze covers strong odors....
Works good on the inside of waders.
x2
Some wader farts need more persuasion to go away than others.
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Wed Oct 16, 2013 12:15 am
by one2many
rebelp74 wrote:blunt out
funny we think a lot a like

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Wed Oct 16, 2013 12:17 am
by one2many
3legged_lab wrote:rebelp74 wrote:3legged_lab wrote:The Duck Hammer wrote:Febreze covers strong odors....
Works good on the inside of waders.
x2
Some wader farts need more persuasion to go away than others.
wader farts are the worse.
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Wed Oct 16, 2013 7:32 am
by The Mad Duck
Put a wet labrador with a case of the beef jerky farts in the truck. That should do it
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Thu Oct 17, 2013 1:29 pm
by ea oneal
all joke,s aside ,go to a auto dealer ship in used car make ready . have them spray it with real deal [ smoke away] we had a car that had been in barn that had a fire break out . stunk so bad make your eye,s water . one of my wife,s sister,s work,s at a ford dealer she had it done and it smelled fine .