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Hey assa!!

Postby Juice Box » Fri Oct 25, 2013 11:09 pm

Do these baby chickens turn you on?
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I heard you like to chase chicken trucks down the highway too. Is that rumor true?


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Re: Hey assa!!

Postby Tiler_J » Fri Oct 25, 2013 11:18 pm

I'm not sure if that will do anything for Assa, but I know DH likes Chicken Porn.
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Re: Hey assa!!

Postby The Duck Hammer » Fri Oct 25, 2013 11:41 pm

Tiler_J wrote:I'm not sure if that will do anything for Assa, but I know DH likes Chicken Porn.

:mrgreen:

Those araucanas? Look kinda like em but its been awhile since I've raised them.
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Re: Hey assa!!

Postby assateague » Sat Oct 26, 2013 5:21 am

No way, hammer- cheeks aren't puffy enough.

And my wife was the one who started the chicken truck free-dinner extravaganza. I just ran with it. But I do have a hawk who got 3 chickens on Thursday, and the thought of blasting him with turkey shot has given me a hard on since then, if that counts.
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Re: Hey assa!!

Postby Flightstopper » Sat Oct 26, 2013 6:50 am

If you text him when a chicken truck passes, all bets are off for a quick reply
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Re: Hey assa!!

Postby assateague » Sat Oct 26, 2013 8:25 am

:lol: Truth. Especially if I hear that thing having a blowout near the house.
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Re: Hey assa!!

Postby Olly » Sat Oct 26, 2013 8:34 am

assateague wrote:No way, hammer- cheeks aren't puffy enough.

And my wife was the one who started the chicken truck free-dinner extravaganza. I just ran with it. But I do have a hawk who got 3 chickens on Thursday, and the thought of blasting him with turkey shot has given me a hard on since then, if that counts.



How many chickens do you have? I've seen at least 5 posts where you've lost chickens haha.
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Re: Hey assa!!

Postby broccoli » Sat Oct 26, 2013 10:28 am

Brown leghorns looks like to me.
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Re: Hey assa!!

Postby assateague » Sat Oct 26, 2013 10:38 am

We have 3 roosters and I think about 25 hens.
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