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A Weird but interesting video about Ducks

Postby IndianaMallard64 » Tue Oct 29, 2013 12:42 am

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Re: A Weird but interesting video about Ducks

Postby GadwallGetter530 » Tue Oct 29, 2013 1:14 am

:lol: :lol:
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Re: A Weird but interesting video about Ducks

Postby Bootlipkiller » Tue Oct 29, 2013 1:23 am

That just made my day :lol:


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Re: A Weird but interesting video about Ducks

Postby Bootlipkiller » Tue Oct 29, 2013 1:23 am

Duck dick!


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Re: A Weird but interesting video about Ducks

Postby rebelp74 » Tue Oct 29, 2013 2:40 am

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: A Weird but interesting video about Ducks

Postby AKPirate » Tue Oct 29, 2013 3:12 am

Corkscrew vagina :lol:
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Re: A Weird but interesting video about Ducks

Postby flight control » Tue Oct 29, 2013 6:53 am

:lol::lol::lol:

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Re: A Weird but interesting video about Ducks

Postby Goldfish » Tue Oct 29, 2013 10:04 am

I just the other day heard about the "gay duck" thing. Honestly, how the fuck do you get a Nobel prize for misinterpreting a dominance fight? It's like the Nobel committees aren't even trying any more

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Re: A Weird but interesting video about Ducks

Postby IndianaMallard64 » Tue Oct 29, 2013 1:09 pm

that whole duck dick part when it was shooting out kinda grossed me out lol
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Re: A Weird but interesting video about Ducks

Postby Juice Box » Tue Oct 29, 2013 5:36 pm

Guess you learn something new everyday


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Re: A Weird but interesting video about Ducks

Postby NuffDaddy » Tue Oct 29, 2013 6:27 pm

I want a 9" corkscrew dick!!
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Re: A Weird but interesting video about Ducks

Postby NuffDaddy » Tue Oct 29, 2013 6:28 pm

I suppose I should clarify that I don't want it in a gay way.
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Re: A Weird but interesting video about Ducks

Postby The Duck Hammer » Tue Oct 29, 2013 6:41 pm

NuffDaddy wrote:I want a 9" corkscrew dick!!


:?


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Re: A Weird but interesting video about Ducks

Postby rebelp74 » Tue Oct 29, 2013 6:44 pm

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NuffDaddy wrote:I want a 9" corkscrew dick!!


:?


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Re: A Weird but interesting video about Ducks

Postby NuffDaddy » Tue Oct 29, 2013 6:46 pm

The Duck Hammer wrote:
NuffDaddy wrote:I want a 9" corkscrew dick!!


:?


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Re: A Weird but interesting video about Ducks

Postby The Duck Hammer » Tue Oct 29, 2013 6:48 pm

NuffDaddy wrote:
The Duck Hammer wrote:
NuffDaddy wrote:I want a 9" corkscrew dick!!


:?


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Think of the things you could do with it....

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Re: A Weird but interesting video about Ducks

Postby assateague » Tue Oct 29, 2013 6:49 pm

NuffDaddy wrote:I suppose I should clarify that I don't want it in a gay way.


:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: A Weird but interesting video about Ducks

Postby NuffDaddy » Tue Oct 29, 2013 6:50 pm

The Duck Hammer wrote:
NuffDaddy wrote:
The Duck Hammer wrote:
NuffDaddy wrote:I want a 9" corkscrew dick!!


:?


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Think of the things you could do with it....

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Re: A Weird but interesting video about Ducks

Postby flight control » Tue Oct 29, 2013 6:50 pm

NuffDaddy wrote:I want a 9" corkscrew dick!!

It's not as much fun as you think it is. Although I have mastered a move I like to call "the pinot gigantico"
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Re: A Weird but interesting video about Ducks

Postby The Duck Hammer » Tue Oct 29, 2013 6:51 pm

NuffDaddy wrote:
The Duck Hammer wrote:
NuffDaddy wrote:
The Duck Hammer wrote:
NuffDaddy wrote:I want a 9" corkscrew dick!!


:?


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Think of the things you could do with it....

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Open a wine bottle...guess thats about it.


You do realize your dick would dry up and fall off right.


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Re: A Weird but interesting video about Ducks

Postby NuffDaddy » Tue Oct 29, 2013 6:51 pm

assateague wrote:
NuffDaddy wrote:I suppose I should clarify that I don't want it in a gay way.


:lol: :lol: :lol:

I knew you fuckers would go there if I didn't get that outa the way.
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Re: A Weird but interesting video about Ducks

Postby NuffDaddy » Tue Oct 29, 2013 6:52 pm

The Duck Hammer wrote:
NuffDaddy wrote:
The Duck Hammer wrote:
NuffDaddy wrote:
The Duck Hammer wrote:[quote="NuffDaddy"]I want a 9" corkscrew dick!!


:?


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Think of the things you could do with it....

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Open a wine bottle...guess thats about it.


You do realize your dick would dry up and fall off right.


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Re: A Weird but interesting video about Ducks

Postby rebelp74 » Tue Oct 29, 2013 6:53 pm

NuffDaddy wrote:
assateague wrote:
NuffDaddy wrote:I suppose I should clarify that I don't want it in a gay way.


:lol: :lol: :lol:

I knew you fuckers would go there if I didn't get that outa the way.

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Re: A Weird but interesting video about Ducks

Postby The Duck Hammer » Tue Oct 29, 2013 6:54 pm

NuffDaddy wrote:
The Duck Hammer wrote:
NuffDaddy wrote:
The Duck Hammer wrote:
NuffDaddy wrote:[quote="The Duck Hammer"][quote="NuffDaddy"]I want a 9" corkscrew dick!!


:?


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Think of the things you could do with it....

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Open a wine bottle...guess thats about it.


You do realize your dick would dry up and fall off right.


Sent from my Vox Mortem[/quote]
But then you grow a bigger one back[/quote]

You said the UP was very sparsely populated so you would grow back a minuscule cork screw penis.


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Re: A Weird but interesting video about Ducks

Postby NuffDaddy » Tue Oct 29, 2013 6:56 pm

I don't live in da UP though. I live on the outskirts of a city...and I spend mating season at a university.
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Re: A Weird but interesting video about Ducks

Postby The Duck Hammer » Tue Oct 29, 2013 7:02 pm

NuffDaddy wrote:I don't live in da UP though. I live on the outskirts of a city...and I spend mating season at a university.


Is there a defined mating season in Michigan? That sounds like communism.


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Re: A Weird but interesting video about Ducks

Postby rebelp74 » Tue Oct 29, 2013 7:05 pm

The Duck Hammer wrote:
NuffDaddy wrote:I don't live in da UP though. I live on the outskirts of a city...and I spend mating season at a university.


Is there a defined mating season in Michigan? That sounds like communism.


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Re: A Weird but interesting video about Ducks

Postby NuffDaddy » Tue Oct 29, 2013 7:22 pm

The Duck Hammer wrote:
NuffDaddy wrote:I don't live in da UP though. I live on the outskirts of a city...and I spend mating season at a university.


Is there a defined mating season in Michigan? That sounds like communism.


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Re: A Weird but interesting video about Ducks

Postby 3legged_lab » Tue Oct 29, 2013 9:24 pm

flight control wrote:
NuffDaddy wrote:I want a 9" corkscrew dick!!

It's not as much fun as you think it is. Although I have mastered a move I like to call "the pinot gigantico"

Yeah, but that 1/4" diameter leaves the ladies wishing for more.
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Re: A Weird but interesting video about Ducks

Postby bill herian » Tue Oct 29, 2013 9:55 pm

I've watched about 20 of these videos today.

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