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So to every good weekend, there will always be some kind of wall to break through. While hunting last weekend, I decided to venture over into the national forest on Saturday. Kid you not, I could here these two ding-a-lings full conversation all the way up on top of a ridge that I was hunting, about 1/4 mile bellow me. Well I wandered down and cross them. And they first thing they ask me is "What the hell are you doing all the way up there?!" My response was something like none of your damn business. My next set of words was "Down this gulch, you're going to hit private, and you'll have to hike about 3-4 miles in a certain direction to avoid trespassing. Now these two dim wits had the nerve to tell me to fuck-off and mind my own damn business. They weren't so quick to jump the gun when I said "Well, I don't know if you two numb nuts have figured it out yet, but my name is Rex Chapman and I will call the law if you take a step over the fence for trespassing and maybe I'll juggle the thought of pressing verbal assault on a minor charges." I guess they were brain dead because they did it anyways and both got a fat fine. About time the arrogant bastards learn to respect private property and not park on it unless you have permission. Well that's my speel for the day.

MY NAME IS REX "MOTHER FUCKIN" CHAPMAN!!! Those guys are a bunch of retards.

GadwallGetter530 wrote:MY NAME IS REX "MOTHER FUCKIN" CHAPMAN!!! Those guys are a bunch of retards.

Ha ha

Rex, dude, can i make a suggestion of toning it down a few notches? I know how it goes man, but you have to understand that you need to appeal to your elders. yes, they may be about to trespass on your land, but just say "hey guys, that is actually my family's land, and i'd appreciate it if you would call my dad for permission to hunt before you hop fence."

you catch more flies with honey than vinegar my young friend.

what's his name?

REX" MOTHER FUCKIN"CHAPMAN!!!!!

GadwallGetter530 wrote:what's his name?

REX" MOTHER FUCKIN"CHAPMAN!!!!!

GadwallGetter530 wrote:what's his name?

REX" MOTHER FUCKIN"CHAPMAN!!!!!

You don't have a hair on your sac if you don't make that your sig!


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(MT)Montanafowler wrote:Rex, dude, can i make a suggestion of toning it down a few notches? I know how it goes man, but you have to understand that you need to appeal to your elders. yes, they may be about to trespass on your land, but just say "hey guys, that is actually my family's land, and i'd appreciate it if you would call my dad for permission to hunt before you hop fence."

you catch more flies with honey than vinegar my young friend.

You can catch even more flies with a steaming pile of shit...

Bootlipkiller wrote:

GadwallGetter530 wrote:what's his name?

REX" MOTHER FUCKIN"CHAPMAN!!!!!

You don't have a hair on your sac if you don't make that your sig!


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Done.

R. Chapman wrote:So to every good weekend, there will always be some kind of wall to break through. While hunting last weekend, I decided to venture over into the national forest on Saturday. Kid you not, I could here these two ding-a-lings full conversation all the way up on top of a ridge that I was hunting, about 1/4 mile bellow me. Well I wandered down and cross them. And they first thing they ask me is "What the hell are you doing all the way up there?!" My response was something like none of your damn business. My next set of words was "Down this gulch, you're going to hit private, and you'll have to hike about 3-4 miles in a certain direction to avoid trespassing. Now these two dim wits had the nerve to tell me to fuck-off and mind my own damn business. They weren't so quick to jump the gun when I said "Well, I don't know if you two numb nuts have figured it out yet, but my name is Rex Chapman and I will call the law if you take a step over the fence for trespassing and maybe I'll juggle the thought of pressing verbal assault on a minor charges." I guess they were brain dead because they did it anyways and both got a fat fine. About time the arrogant bastards learn to respect private property and not park on it unless you have permission. Well that's my speel for the day.

arrogant dim-wit^

GadwallGetter530 wrote:what's his name?

REX" MOTHER FUCKIN"CHAPMAN!!!!!

Good story but its kinda hard to ID the main dimwit.
There were three in the woods at the same time?
At least we got one of the names....
Rex muther fucking. Chapman.

GadwallGetter530 wrote:what's his name?

REX" MOTHER FUCKIN"CHAPMAN!!!!!

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

We've had the same problem with these guys before but Eldon doeant want to piss in anyone's wheaties and tell them that they're not allowed to park on or hunt on Chapman. And I just get tired when we give them a note every year that they aren't allow to hunt on the property. I was just getting sick and tired of them and figured if I meet them I'll just let them know that the family is tired of your horseshit with the trespassing.

R. Chapman wrote:We've had the same problem with these guys before but Eldon doeant want to piss in anyone's wheaties and tell them that they're not allowed to park on or hunt on Chapman. And I just get tired when we give them a note every year that they aren't allow to hunt on the property. I was just getting sick and tired of them and figured if I meet them I'll just let them know that the family is tired of your horseshit with the trespassing.

i think the issue is better left up to your dad dude.

don't you guys have fences?

R. Chapman wrote:We've had the same problem with these guys before but Eldon doeant want to piss in anyone's wheaties and tell them that they're not allowed to park on or hunt on Chapman. And I just get tired when we give them a note every year that they aren't allow to hunt on the property. I was just getting sick and tired of them and figured if I meet them I'll just let them know that the family is tired of your horseshit with the trespassing.

Good for you rex. Sticking up for yourself and all. It takes a lot of guts to call the cops.

I always hated getting caught tresspassing.
I was the tresspassingest pheasant hunter who snuck on land to shoot ducks you ever seen.

Carried two hats...one orange and the other camo.
If I wore the orange one I was poaching upland.
Camo meant I was poaching ducks.
Take it out on me if you want...
Its all good. I never got ticketed.
Negotiations are my specialty.
Holding a shotgun makes it easy.

What is this "permission" you keep refering to?

The day I got caught:

Theres a borrow pit on I 57 near Thomasboro, Illinois. I lived near it.
I'd drive the interstate scouting pits.
One day that one had 500 mallards on it so I got there quick.

I crawled in the snow sneaking so the ducks wouldnt flare.
I was inching along when I heard a chug chug chug of a good ole Chevy.
Looked over and there was a truck tire about a foot from my head.

Looked up to see an old woman cranking the window down.
She said, "just what are you doing?".

I pointed at the pond and said, "ducks".

Her husband, in a real mean voice simply said, "Git", and I got.
Damn, I was already counting dead ducks.

I wonder if that old farmer was Rex Mother Fucking Chapman....lol

aunt betty wrote:The day I got caught:

Theres a borrow pit on I 57 near Thomasboro, Illinois. I lived near it.
I'd drive the interstate scouting pits.
One day that one had 500 mallards on it so I got there quick.

I crawled in the snow sneaking so the ducks wouldnt flare.
I was inching along when I heard a chug chug chug of a good ole Chevy.
Looked over and there was a truck tire about a foot from my head.

Looked up to see an old woman cranking the window down.
She said, "just what are you doing?".

I pointed at the pond and said, "ducks".

Her husband, in a real mean voice simply said, "Git", and I got.
Damn, I was already counting dead ducks.

I wonder if that old farmer was Rex Mother Fucking Chapman....lol

good story A.B. I never had the balls to hunt posted land with out asking........ their was one time I did shoot a turkey that was in an orchard down the road from my place when I was 15. dats bout it.

GadwallGetter530 wrote:

aunt betty wrote:The day I got caught:

Theres a borrow pit on I 57 near Thomasboro, Illinois. I lived near it.
I'd drive the interstate scouting pits.
One day that one had 500 mallards on it so I got there quick.

I crawled in the snow sneaking so the ducks wouldnt flare.
I was inching along when I heard a chug chug chug of a good ole Chevy.
Looked over and there was a truck tire about a foot from my head.

Looked up to see an old woman cranking the window down.
She said, "just what are you doing?".

I pointed at the pond and said, "ducks".

Her husband, in a real mean voice simply said, "Git", and I got.
Damn, I was already counting dead ducks.

I wonder if that old farmer was Rex Mother Fucking Chapman....lol

good story A.B. I never had the balls to hunt posted land with out asking........ their was one time I did shoot a turkey that was in an orchard down the road from my place when I was 15. dats bout it.

You see, nobody posts around here so really, all they could do was run me off.
I respect posted lands because...if its posted a LEO WILL take u 2 jail.
Dont post means "we dont care enough to pay 47 CENTS for a sign like these".

I am a rebel.

GadwallGetter530 wrote:what's his name?

REX" MOTHER FUCKIN"CHAPMAN!!!!!

You have made my day Gaddy. Needed a good laugh.

To clarify, my tresspassing days ended when Olly was in kindergarten.
Its been a long time and things were different way back in the 1900's.

(MT)Montanafowler wrote:

R. Chapman wrote:We've had the same problem with these guys before but Eldon doeant want to piss in anyone's wheaties and tell them that they're not allowed to park on or hunt on Chapman. And I just get tired when we give them a note every year that they aren't allow to hunt on the property. I was just getting sick and tired of them and figured if I meet them I'll just let them know that the family is tired of your horseshit with the trespassing.

i think the issue is better left up to your dad dude.

don't you guys have fences?

Maybe so but I'm positive he would of said the same thing. He's told them before and the just ignored him. I figured if someone wasn't going to call the law, I might as well. Now if they would of asked me if they could cross over to get a ride to their vehicle parked off the property, I wouldn't have cared all that much.

this state you don't even need to post land. if wander onto someones land it,s your ass .by law you must know whos land you are on and the ok to be on it and have all kinds of crap to prove it .and you better have it! the game cop,s around this area are for the most part young and and out to prove something .ldwf is a money wasting joke and just short of a out and out crime

ea oneal wrote:this state you don't even need to post land. if wander onto someones land it,s your ass .

Grammar Nazi...the force is strong in this one.

ea oneal wrote:this state you don't even need to post land. if wander onto someones land it,s your ass .by law you must know whos land you are on and the ok to be on it and have all kinds of crap to prove it .and you better have it! the game cop,s around this area are for the most part young and and out to prove something .ldwf is a money wasting joke and just short of a out and out crime

There are two signs on the whole property, one at each cattle guard. They both say private road and property, 15 MPH and No TRESPASSING!

R. Chapman wrote:

ea oneal wrote:this state you don't even need to post land. if wander onto someones land it,s your ass .by law you must know whos land you are on and the ok to be on it and have all kinds of crap to prove it .and you better have it! the game cop,s around this area are for the most part young and and out to prove something .ldwf is a money wasting joke and just short of a out and out crime

There are two signs on the whole property, one at each cattle guard. They both say private road and property, 15 MPH and No TRESPASSING!

Why would something that says no trespassing have a speed limit sign? And down in Texas that wouldn't cut it for no trespassing signs.


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We had some guys cut our fence and roll up a 100' chunk and put it in a tree. They then ripped all the signs down along that area and cut down a maple tree that was at least 24" in diameter. They never took the wood, just droped it. Talk about pissed off. Never figured out whir did it, but if I woulda saw them I sure as hell wouldn't of called my dad first.

NuffDaddy wrote:We had some guys cut our fence and roll up a 100' chunk and put it in a tree. They then ripped all the signs down along that area and cut down a maple tree that was at least 24" in diameter. They never took the wood, just droped it. Talk about pissed off. Never figured out whir did it, but if I woulda saw them I sure as hell wouldn't of called my dad first.

That's a little bit is a different situation. That's being destructive.


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The Duck Hammer wrote:

NuffDaddy wrote:We had some guys cut our fence and roll up a 100' chunk and put it in a tree. They then ripped all the signs down along that area and cut down a maple tree that was at least 24" in diameter. They never took the wood, just droped it. Talk about pissed off. Never figured out whir did it, but if I woulda saw them I sure as hell wouldn't of called my dad first.

That's a little bit is a different situation. That's being destructive.


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Way different!


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