the little black dress quits working...

[aunt betty]

At around size 11 or 12.
You'd think she'd know this...

[aunt betty]

Yeah, she is fat.

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[Goldfish]

Eh, I still wouldn't tell her no, but your TV is screwy and squatting all the pictures

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[aunt betty]

Eh, I still wouldn't tell her no, but your TV is screwy and squatting all the pictures

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You are funny and squatting on all the fat girl faces.
She has MONEY or you'd agree, she is too fat to wear little black dresses.

[assateague]

Eh, I still wouldn't tell her no, but your TV is screwy and squatting all the pictures

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No it's not. She's getting quite fat.

[aunt betty]

Remember her first cooking show?
30-Minute meals? I forget but the kitchen "set" was a tiny galley.
I dont think she'd fit if she did a flashback show.



Her body shape...PEAR.

YEAH. Her boobs shrunk and her ass GREW.

WHITE OPRAH.

[Goldfish]

Eh, I still wouldn't tell her no, but your TV is screwy and squatting all the pictures

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No it's not. She's getting quite fat.

Huh. Guess I need to watch the hg channel more... Or not.

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[AKPirate]

Yeah, this thread is about as exciting as debating John fucking Wayne against the Clint. No winner on any party. She's fat even when the bars close.

[DeadEye_Dan]

Yeah, this thread is about as exciting as debating John fucking Wayne against the Clint. No winner on any party. She's fat even when the bars close.

But she'll put anything in her mouth

[aunt betty]

Yeah, this thread is about as exciting as debating John fucking Wayne against the Clint. No winner on any party. She's fat even when the bars close.

But she'll put anything in her mouth

Her mouth is huge. Her "thing" is to laugh while the camera does a closeup of her mouth.
She sure has a lot of teeth.

[AKPirate]

Yeah, this thread is about as exciting as debating John fucking Wayne against the Clint. No winner on any party. She's fat even when the bars close.

But she'll put anything in her mouth

But she'll put anything in her purty throat, OK I will give you that.

Doesn't like the large girls unless in a survival situation and haven't had to resort to that yet. Hmmmm, take a large girl on a 4 month expedition, could be productive...

[Olly]

That chick is no where near fat.

[Feelin' Fowl]

That chick is no where near fat.

^This. And I wouldn't tell her no...

[assateague]

That chick is no where near fat.

Says the guy whose dream woman is a frumpy, no-hipped, cellulite-inclined mass of Play Dough.

[JGUN]

That chick is no where near fat.

She'd be called skinny if she lived in the Soo

[Tomkat]

Acorn u spend a lot of time thinking about TV



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[aunt betty]

Acorn u spend a lot of time thinking about TV



Blog- http://www.ksducks.com

Remember the "taint" sigline? Thinking about that right now.

[Olly]

That chick is no where near fat.

Says the guy whose dream woman is a frumpy, no-hipped, cellulite-inclined mass of Play Dough.

I've moved on from her. My new love is Melanie Iglesias

[Olly]

[Olly]

[assateague]

Much better.

[aunt betty]

We cant afford one day of her make-up and hair treatments.
Meh

[gock5]

That chick is no where near fat.

Says the guy whose dream woman is a frumpy, no-hipped, cellulite-inclined mass of Play Dough.

I've moved on from her. My new love is Melanie Iglesias

You're the Man!

[Tomkat]

That chick is no where near fat.

Says the guy whose dream woman is a frumpy, no-hipped, cellulite-inclined mass of Play Dough.

Olly is cool with fat girls. He has admitted as much.



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[flight control]

She'd have to get fatter than that before I'd think about saying "Meh, what the hell".

[aunt betty]

At my age all women are too this or too that. I love my left hand. It's...special.

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[rebelp74]

I'm gonna make damn sure you wash your hands when we go hunting.

[aunt betty]

I'm gunna put extra sauce on your eggs.

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[rebelp74]

I'm not gunna eat your eggs.

[flight control]

At my age all women are too this or too that. I love my left hand. It's...special.

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Wait. Are you telling me you've reached an age where you would rather jerk it than be with a living, breathing woman? I hope I don't live too long to die young.