At around size 11 or 12. You'd think she'd know this...
Re: the little black dress quits working...
Posted: Tue Nov 05, 2013 10:14 am
by aunt betty
Yeah, she is fat.
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Re: the little black dress quits working...
Posted: Tue Nov 05, 2013 10:28 am
by Goldfish
Eh, I still wouldn't tell her no, but your TV is screwy and squatting all the pictures
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Re: the little black dress quits working...
Posted: Tue Nov 05, 2013 10:42 am
by aunt betty
Goldfish wrote:Eh, I still wouldn't tell her no, but your TV is screwy and squatting all the pictures
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You are funny and squatting on all the fat girl faces. She has MONEY or you'd agree, she is too fat to wear little black dresses.
Re: the little black dress quits working...
Posted: Tue Nov 05, 2013 10:42 am
by assateague
Goldfish wrote:Eh, I still wouldn't tell her no, but your TV is screwy and squatting all the pictures
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No it's not. She's getting quite fat.
Re: the little black dress quits working...
Posted: Tue Nov 05, 2013 10:52 am
by aunt betty
Remember her first cooking show? 30-Minute meals? I forget but the kitchen "set" was a tiny galley. I dont think she'd fit if she did a flashback show.
Her body shape...PEAR.
YEAH. Her boobs shrunk and her ass GREW.
WHITE OPRAH.
Re: the little black dress quits working...
Posted: Tue Nov 05, 2013 10:59 am
by Goldfish
assateague wrote:
Goldfish wrote:Eh, I still wouldn't tell her no, but your TV is screwy and squatting all the pictures
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No it's not. She's getting quite fat.
Huh. Guess I need to watch the hg channel more... Or not.
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Re: the little black dress quits working...
Posted: Tue Nov 05, 2013 11:04 am
by AKPirate
Yeah, this thread is about as exciting as debating John fucking Wayne against the Clint. No winner on any party. She's fat even when the bars close.
Re: the little black dress quits working...
Posted: Tue Nov 05, 2013 11:09 am
by DeadEye_Dan
AKPirate wrote:Yeah, this thread is about as exciting as debating John fucking Wayne against the Clint. No winner on any party. She's fat even when the bars close.
But she'll put anything in her mouth
Re: the little black dress quits working...
Posted: Tue Nov 05, 2013 11:14 am
by aunt betty
DeadEye_Dan wrote:
AKPirate wrote:Yeah, this thread is about as exciting as debating John fucking Wayne against the Clint. No winner on any party. She's fat even when the bars close.
But she'll put anything in her mouth
Her mouth is huge. Her "thing" is to laugh while the camera does a closeup of her mouth. She sure has a lot of teeth.
Re: the little black dress quits working...
Posted: Tue Nov 05, 2013 11:18 am
by AKPirate
DeadEye_Dan wrote:
AKPirate wrote:Yeah, this thread is about as exciting as debating John fucking Wayne against the Clint. No winner on any party. She's fat even when the bars close.
But she'll put anything in her mouth
But she'll put anything in her purty throat, OK I will give you that.
Doesn't like the large girls unless in a survival situation and haven't had to resort to that yet. Hmmmm, take a large girl on a 4 month expedition, could be productive...
Re: the little black dress quits working...
Posted: Tue Nov 05, 2013 11:19 am
by Olly
That chick is no where near fat.
Re: the little black dress quits working...
Posted: Tue Nov 05, 2013 11:41 am
by Feelin' Fowl
Olly wrote:That chick is no where near fat.
^This. And I wouldn't tell her no...
Re: the little black dress quits working...
Posted: Tue Nov 05, 2013 12:41 pm
by assateague
Olly wrote:That chick is no where near fat.
Says the guy whose dream woman is a frumpy, no-hipped, cellulite-inclined mass of Play Dough.
She'd have to get fatter than that before I'd think about saying "Meh, what the hell".
Re: the little black dress quits working...
Posted: Tue Nov 05, 2013 8:33 pm
by aunt betty
At my age all women are too this or too that. I love my left hand. It's...special.
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Re: the little black dress quits working...
Posted: Tue Nov 05, 2013 8:40 pm
by rebelp74
I'm gonna make damn sure you wash your hands when we go hunting.
Re: the little black dress quits working...
Posted: Tue Nov 05, 2013 8:44 pm
by aunt betty
I'm gunna put extra sauce on your eggs.
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Re: the little black dress quits working...
Posted: Tue Nov 05, 2013 8:45 pm
by rebelp74
I'm not gunna eat your eggs.
Re: the little black dress quits working...
Posted: Tue Nov 05, 2013 8:47 pm
by flight control
aunt betty wrote:At my age all women are too this or too that. I love my left hand. It's...special.
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Wait. Are you telling me you've reached an age where you would rather jerk it than be with a living, breathing woman? I hope I don't live too long to die young.
Posted: Tue Nov 05, 2013 10:13 am
