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Ok Olly, I've talked myself down off the cliff numerous times. Gone to church, meditated and woosahed, but I just can't take it anymore. On the banner photo on the full website the green dot next to the tree in the pic is driving me abso-fucking-lutly nuts. I can't take it. Every time I glance at it, I grind my teeth. Ive analyzed the shit out of it trying to figure out if it's a legit part of the pic, but I don't think it is. It's some sort of chromatic aberration or lens flare. I can't take it. I'm going insane looking at it. It's literally a 0.1 millisecond fix in CS6. Why would you not fix it? I CANT FUCKING TAKE IT. Do you not have the software to do it? I'm pretty sure there is a free software for photog retards that can take care of it, but if not, I am personally volunteering to use my 800 dollar photo manipulation software to fix something I'm pretty sure some free shit on the internet could fix for you, but for some reason has not been fixed.

Again, please. I'm begging you. I can't sleep right now.

I've never once noticed it but now that you say it I'm almost rendered incontinent laughing when I even glance at the banner now.

Flightstopper wrote:I've never once noticed it but now that you say it I'm almost rendered incontinent laughing when I even glance at the banner now.

I mean seriously, what the fuck? It's been there this whole time and Ive bit my tongue. BUT NO LONGER! I WILL NOT GO QUIETLY INTO THE NIGHT!!!! It's perturbed me since day one. I can not go on living like this.

I have the same software as you and I can guarantee that I definitely have the skills to use it. I however left the photo unaltered because I like it that way.

Deal with it you control freak.

Olly wrote:I have the same software as you and I can guarantee that I definitely have the skills to use it. I however left the photo unaltered because I like it that way.

Deal with it you control freak.

WHAT!!!!!!!!! It's not "manipulating" a photo you dirty hipster! Cut the "Preserve the exact moment, no enhancement bullshit." the naked eye didnt see that lens flare/aberration. IT'S COMMON DECENCY for your fellow man. Im not saying you need to HDR the shit out of it, just a little mouse click. It's a single mouse click. not affecting color, tone, WB. Nothing! No one would fault you for cloning out a naked homeless man masturbating in the corner of cityscape picture. It's just a tiny little, just, just, just a little guy. Just a little click. that's it. Wont take away from the gestalt.

Ha ha! Doc, you're killing me with this.


Just this morning while I was filling my morning "to go" coffee cup I went to take the lid off and paused, and asked "what would doc do?". Then I said the hell with it and tossed it on the counter. Upside down/rightside up, can't even remember, it doesn't matter.

There, hope you're happy you crazy loon. Fucking doctor can't even look at a artistic lens flare.

Olly wrote:There, hope you're happy you crazy loon. Fucking doctor can't even look at a artistic lens flare.

all is right in the world.

What about the green dot on the lower left edge of the letter N? Does that bug you too?

ManlyMan wrote:

Olly wrote:There, hope you're happy you crazy loon. Fucking doctor can't even look at a artistic lens flare.

all is right in the world.

Haha to tell you the truth it's bothered me for a while I've just had better things to do than fix it.

3legged_lab wrote:What about the green dot on the lower left edge of the letter N? Does that bug you too?

Funny.

Olly wrote:

ManlyMan wrote:

Olly wrote:There, hope you're happy you crazy loon. Fucking doctor can't even look at a artistic lens flare.

all is right in the world.

Haha to tell you the truth it's bothered me for a while I've just had better things to do than fix it.

My lady will tell you, I'm just about the most observant person you'll ever meet. No detail is too small for me not to notice. Lady's cousin wears a watch with micro-pave diamonds outlining the rim. One of them fell out and I instantly noticed the same day.

Just like FS not noticing the green dot, Literally noticed it the very first time I visited the site.

Olly wrote:There, hope you're happy you crazy loon. Fucking doctor can't even look at a artistic lens flare.

Now here is some heavy post-processing on a pic I took last weekend



Looks almost nothing like the orginal

ManlyMan wrote:
WHAT!!!!!!!!! It's not "manipulating" a photo you dirty hipster!

How do I quote this as my signature?

ManlyMan wrote:

3legged_lab wrote:What about the green dot on the lower left edge of the letter N? Does that bug you too?

Funny.

Now everytime you see that period you'll think of the one that is now gone.

ManlyMan wrote:Ok Olly, I've talked myself down off the cliff numerous times. Gone to church, meditated and woosahed, but I just can't take it anymore. On the banner photo on the full website the green dot next to the tree in the pic is driving me abso-fucking-lutly nuts. I can't take it. Every time I glance at it, I grind my teeth. Ive analyzed the shit out of it trying to figure out if it's a legit part of the pic, but I don't think it is. It's some sort of chromatic aberration or lens flare. I can't take it. I'm going insane looking at it. It's literally a 0.1 millisecond fix in CS6. Why would you not fix it? I CANT FUCKING TAKE IT. Do you not have the software to do it? I'm pretty sure there is a free software for photog retards that can take care of it, but if not, I am personally volunteering to use my 800 dollar photo manipulation software to fix something I'm pretty sure some free shit on the internet could fix for you, but for some reason has not been fixed.

Again, please. I'm begging you. I can't sleep right now.

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WOW......dude, its called valium. Take a couple with some high end whisky. Its just a dot in a picture.....

Olly wrote:There, hope you're happy you crazy loon. Fucking doctor can't even look at a artistic lens flare.

The scary part is he is the one with the perscription pad....

Tomkat wrote:

Olly wrote:There, hope you're happy you crazy loon. Fucking doctor can't even look at a artistic lens flare.

The scary part is he is the one with the perscription pad....

Hey Doc, hook a brother up with a valium scrip!

ManlyMan wrote:

Olly wrote:

ManlyMan wrote:

Olly wrote:There, hope you're happy you crazy loon. Fucking doctor can't even look at a artistic lens flare.

all is right in the world.

Haha to tell you the truth it's bothered me for a while I've just had better things to do than fix it.

My lady will tell you, I'm just about the most femanent person you'll ever meet. No detail is too small for me not to notice. Lady's cousin wears a watch with micro-pave sequins outlining the rim. One of them fell out and I instantly noticed the same day.

Just like FS not noticing the green fog. Literally noticed it the very first time I visited the site.

he has been sampling the meds again.

So, who killed the bull frog sitting under the tree in the WFF banner photo?

This is hysterical!

Bulldog0156 wrote:

ManlyMan wrote:
WHAT!!!!!!!!! It's not "manipulating" a photo you dirty hipster!

How do I quote this as my signature?

Copy the quote, go to user control panel, go to profile, go to edit signature, and paste it.

I miss the green dot. Not sure I like WFFs version of hope & change.

jarbo03 wrote:I miss the green dot. Not sure I like WFFs version of hope & change.

It's like there's a big empty hole in my life now.

DeadEye_Dan wrote:

jarbo03 wrote:I miss the green dot. Not sure I like WFFs version of hope & change.

It's like there's a big empty hole in my life now.

What life? Errr hole ? Whatever. @

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I always thought it was a super bright LED running light on a boat

I never noticed it. How long has that picture been on the banner? I never looked.

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