Who would win.....

[jarbo03]

Baked taters do retain some serious heat, but they do not stick to your skin like Gorilla Glue. Hot Pockets can do some serious damage, same effect as cheese.

[assateague]

Doesn't matter. You can't get a bite of baked potato out of your mouth fast enough, anyway, stick or not. Cheese is hot, but it only burns the roof of your mouth. A baked potato has the potential to turn everything from your lower jaw to your sinuses into the core of a fission reactor.

[benelliquackstacker]

Doesn't matter. You can't get a bite of baked potato out of your mouth fast enough, anyway, stick or not. Cheese is hot, but it only burns the roof of your mouth. A baked potato has the potential to turn everything from your lower jaw to your sinuses into the core of a fission reactor.

I loled

[jarbo03]

Very true, have had it happen a few times. Cheese gains its reputation from being a stealthy opponent, it can attack inside or out. A slip from a nacho chip can send some cheese screaming towards your arm or leg like melted pine tar.

[jarbo03]

It is obviously the off season!!

[assateague]

That very thing happened when I was making my smoke bombs, when a glob of caramelized sugar, mixed with melted stump remover and sulfur dropped onto the tip of my finger. Thought I was going to break my hand I was flinging it around with such force to get that bastard pain off.

[QH's Paw]

At least with grilled cheese you don't have to be concerned about the neighbor's missing dog.
Or should I say it's where abouts?

[jarbo03]

Very true QH. If I had a nickel every time I heard a story that started like this;" That very thing happened when I was making my smoke bombs, when a glob of caramelized sugar, mixed with melted stump remover and sulfur dropped onto the tip of my finger.