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your best pick up line

Postby capt1972 » Sat Nov 23, 2013 7:28 pm

I know they never work but some are funny. Whats your favorite?

"You remind me of my little toe..........cause I'm going to get drunk and bang you on my coffee table tonight."
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Re: your best pick up line

Postby 3legged_lab » Sat Nov 23, 2013 7:30 pm

"Get up on the bed and pretend yer feet stink!"
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Re: your best pick up line

Postby NuffDaddy » Sat Nov 23, 2013 7:31 pm

Wanna fuck??
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Re: your best pick up line

Postby DeadEye_Dan » Sat Nov 23, 2013 9:00 pm

Does this smell like chloroform to you??
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Re: your best pick up line

Postby jehler » Sat Nov 23, 2013 9:03 pm

How you do-in
FREE THE QUOTE STREAM!
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Re: your best pick up line

Postby jarbo03 » Sat Nov 23, 2013 9:11 pm

May I buy you a fish sandwich?
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Re: your best pick up line

Postby jehler » Sat Nov 23, 2013 9:17 pm

jarbo03 wrote:May I buy you a fish sandwich?
Ha!
Was your daddy a meat burglar?
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Re: your best pick up line

Postby Laguna Madre » Sat Nov 23, 2013 9:18 pm

Get in the truck!
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Re: your best pick up line

Postby jarbo03 » Sat Nov 23, 2013 9:19 pm

jehler wrote:
jarbo03 wrote:May I buy you a fish sandwich?
Ha!
Was your daddy a meat burglar?


Haha:mrgreen::mrgreen:
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Re: your best pick up line

Postby Deltaman » Sat Nov 23, 2013 9:44 pm

"Hey doll, ya know the difference between Porsche and a hard on?".................ease up a little closer and whisper "I don't have a Porsche" :!:
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Re: your best pick up line

Postby Olly » Sat Nov 23, 2013 9:45 pm

I don't need a pickup line. Being tall and handsome leads women to assume that I'd be a great lover. Best 30 seconds of their lives is more like it.
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Re: your best pick up line

Postby 3legged_lab » Sat Nov 23, 2013 9:51 pm

Deltaman wrote:"Hey doll, ya know the difference between Porsche and a hard on?".................ease up a little closer and whisper "I don't have a Porsche" :!:


This reminds me of jarbo's joke that makes me laugh every time. Anybody know which one?
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Re: your best pick up line

Postby waterfowlman » Sat Nov 23, 2013 9:55 pm

If you sit on my face.....I'll bet I can guess your weight.
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Re: your best pick up line

Postby waterfowlman » Sat Nov 23, 2013 9:59 pm

I guarantee you'll never forget me once you've spent some time staring at the top of my head. (this has actually worked for me)
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Re: your best pick up line

Postby Lamboicon » Sat Nov 23, 2013 11:36 pm

It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again.
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Re: your best pick up line

Postby 3legged_lab » Sun Nov 24, 2013 12:14 am

Lamboicon wrote:It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again.

Funny, but that one comes after they are at the "house".
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Re: your best pick up line

Postby one2many » Sun Nov 24, 2013 12:17 am

"hey girl whats your friends name?"
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Re: your best pick up line

Postby BrewGUN » Sun Nov 24, 2013 7:23 am

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Re: your best pick up line

Postby rebelp74 » Sun Nov 24, 2013 8:22 am

:lol:
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Re: your best pick up line

Postby GadwallGetter530 » Sun Nov 24, 2013 12:11 pm

" NICE SHOES! wanna fuck?"
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Re: your best pick up line

Postby Bootlipkiller » Sun Nov 24, 2013 4:49 pm

NuffDaddy wrote:Wanna fuck??


That worked for me once. She was classy! :D
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Re: your best pick up line

Postby NuffDaddy » Sun Nov 24, 2013 4:51 pm

Bootlipkiller wrote:
NuffDaddy wrote:Wanna fuck??


That worked for me once. She was classy! :D

I bet. Usually just gets me a red cheek or a foot to the dick. I keep waiting for the day it works.
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Re: your best pick up line

Postby NuffDaddy » Sun Nov 24, 2013 4:52 pm

Till then I'll just keep wearing a cup to parties.
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Re: your best pick up line

Postby capt1972 » Sun Nov 24, 2013 5:06 pm

NuffDaddy wrote:Till then I'll just keep wearing a cup to parties.

your doing it wrong


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Re: your best pick up line

Postby flight control » Sun Nov 24, 2013 7:35 pm

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Re: your best pick up line

Postby 3legged_lab » Sun Nov 24, 2013 7:38 pm

flight control wrote:
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That ones funny
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Re: your best pick up line

Postby NuffDaddy » Sun Nov 24, 2013 7:44 pm

flight control wrote:
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:lol::lol::lol:
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Re: your best pick up line

Postby NuffDaddy » Sun Nov 24, 2013 7:44 pm

capt1972 wrote:
NuffDaddy wrote:Till then I'll just keep wearing a cup to parties.

your doing it wrong


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What are you talking about...that's how I do it.
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Re: your best pick up line

Postby capt1972 » Sun Nov 24, 2013 8:24 pm

NuffDaddy wrote:
capt1972 wrote:
NuffDaddy wrote:Till then I'll just keep wearing a cup to parties.

your doing it wrong


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What are you talking about...that's how I do it.

oh,

ok.




nevermind then..
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Re: your best pick up line

Postby NuffDaddy » Sun Nov 24, 2013 8:25 pm

capt1972 wrote:
NuffDaddy wrote:
capt1972 wrote:
NuffDaddy wrote:Till then I'll just keep wearing a cup to parties.

your doing it wrong


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What are you talking about...that's how I do it.

oh,

ok.




nevermind then..

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