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your best pick up line
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Sat Nov 23, 2013 7:28 pmby capt1972
I know they never work but some are funny. Whats your favorite?
"You remind me of my little toe..........cause I'm going to get drunk and bang you on my coffee table tonight."
Re: your best pick up line
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Sat Nov 23, 2013 7:30 pmby 3legged_lab
"Get up on the bed and pretend yer feet stink!"
Re: your best pick up line
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Sat Nov 23, 2013 7:31 pmby NuffDaddy
Wanna fuck??
Re: your best pick up line
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Sat Nov 23, 2013 9:00 pmby DeadEye_Dan
Does this smell like chloroform to you??
Re: your best pick up line
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Sat Nov 23, 2013 9:03 pmby jehler
How you do-in
Re: your best pick up line
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Sat Nov 23, 2013 9:11 pmby jarbo03
May I buy you a fish sandwich?
Re: your best pick up line
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Sat Nov 23, 2013 9:17 pmby jehler
jarbo03 wrote:May I buy you a fish sandwich?
Ha!
Was your daddy a meat burglar?
Re: your best pick up line
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Sat Nov 23, 2013 9:18 pmby Laguna Madre
Get in the truck!
Re: your best pick up line
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Sat Nov 23, 2013 9:19 pmby jarbo03
jehler wrote:jarbo03 wrote:May I buy you a fish sandwich?
Ha!
Was your daddy a meat burglar?
Haha:mrgreen::mrgreen:
Re: your best pick up line
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Sat Nov 23, 2013 9:44 pmby Deltaman
"Hey doll, ya know the difference between Porsche and a hard on?".................ease up a little closer and whisper "I don't have a Porsche"
Re: your best pick up line
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Sat Nov 23, 2013 9:45 pmby Olly
I don't need a pickup line. Being tall and handsome leads women to assume that I'd be a great lover. Best 30 seconds of their lives is more like it.
Re: your best pick up line
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Sat Nov 23, 2013 9:51 pmby 3legged_lab
Deltaman wrote:"Hey doll, ya know the difference between Porsche and a hard on?".................ease up a little closer and whisper "I don't have a Porsche"
This reminds me of jarbo's joke that makes me laugh every time. Anybody know which one?
Re: your best pick up line
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Sat Nov 23, 2013 9:55 pmby waterfowlman
If you sit on my face.....I'll bet I can guess your weight.
Re: your best pick up line
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Sat Nov 23, 2013 9:59 pmby waterfowlman
I guarantee you'll never forget me once you've spent some time staring at the top of my head. (this has actually worked for me)
Re: your best pick up line
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Sat Nov 23, 2013 11:36 pmby Lamboicon
It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again.
Re: your best pick up line
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Sun Nov 24, 2013 12:14 amby 3legged_lab
Lamboicon wrote:It puts the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again.
Funny, but that one comes after they are at the "house".
Re: your best pick up line
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Sun Nov 24, 2013 12:17 amby one2many
"hey girl whats your friends name?"
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Sun Nov 24, 2013 7:23 amby BrewGUN
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Sun Nov 24, 2013 8:22 amby rebelp74
Re: your best pick up line
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Sun Nov 24, 2013 12:11 pmby GadwallGetter530
" NICE SHOES! wanna fuck?"
Re: your best pick up line
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Sun Nov 24, 2013 4:49 pmby Bootlipkiller
NuffDaddy wrote:Wanna fuck??
That worked for me once. She was classy!
Re: your best pick up line
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Sun Nov 24, 2013 4:51 pmby NuffDaddy
Bootlipkiller wrote:NuffDaddy wrote:Wanna fuck??
That worked for me once. She was classy!
I bet. Usually just gets me a red cheek or a foot to the dick. I keep waiting for the day it works.
Re: your best pick up line
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Sun Nov 24, 2013 4:52 pmby NuffDaddy
Till then I'll just keep wearing a cup to parties.
Re: your best pick up line
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Sun Nov 24, 2013 5:06 pmby capt1972
NuffDaddy wrote:Till then I'll just keep wearing a cup to parties.
your doing it wrong
Re: your best pick up line
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Sun Nov 24, 2013 7:35 pmby flight control
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Re: your best pick up line
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Sun Nov 24, 2013 7:38 pmby 3legged_lab
flight control wrote:uploadfromtaptalk1385339708358.jpg
That ones funny
Re: your best pick up line
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Sun Nov 24, 2013 7:44 pmby NuffDaddy
flight control wrote:uploadfromtaptalk1385339708358.jpg
:lol::lol:
Re: your best pick up line
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Sun Nov 24, 2013 7:44 pmby NuffDaddy
capt1972 wrote:NuffDaddy wrote:Till then I'll just keep wearing a cup to parties.
your doing it wrong
What are you talking about...that's how I do it.
Re: your best pick up line
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Sun Nov 24, 2013 8:24 pmby capt1972
NuffDaddy wrote:capt1972 wrote:NuffDaddy wrote:Till then I'll just keep wearing a cup to parties.
your doing it wrong
What are you talking about...that's how I do it.
oh,
ok.
nevermind then..
Re: your best pick up line
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Sun Nov 24, 2013 8:25 pmby NuffDaddy
capt1972 wrote:NuffDaddy wrote:capt1972 wrote:NuffDaddy wrote:Till then I'll just keep wearing a cup to parties.
your doing it wrong
What are you talking about...that's how I do it.
oh,
ok.
nevermind then..
:lol::lol:
