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Is that you Betty?

Postby aunt betty » Mon Dec 02, 2013 8:53 am

Weird topic but I feel strongly about this...
If you and your buddies are hunting public and some lone guy takes the hole you want, ask him...IS THAT YOU BETTY?

It is code for , " can we hunt with you?".
The true AB, me...will say, Hell fucking yeah!".
OK?
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Re: Is that you Betty?

Postby huntall6 » Mon Dec 02, 2013 10:06 am

in the future, you dont have to say that you started a wierd topic. we already know it will be wierd when we see you started it. :thumbsup:
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Re: Is that you Betty?

Postby RonE » Mon Dec 02, 2013 10:56 am

When you are hunting a blind in the middle of the bay and the guy that built the blind comes up.....Just say: Do you want us to move or do you want to leave your decoys in the boat and hunt with us and our decoys. Just unload you bag, beer and shotgun and park your boat. If the guy isn't agreeable tell him to fuck off or you will call the Wardens and have him cited for hunter harassment. It is best to try to get along with others, do good and avoid evil.
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Re: Is that you Betty?

Postby Tomkat » Mon Dec 02, 2013 11:27 am

Ron your post made me laugh.
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Re: Is that you Betty?

Postby aunt betty » Mon Dec 02, 2013 11:29 am

huntall6 wrote:in the future, you dont have to say that you started a wierd topic. we already know it will be wierd when we see you started it. :thumbsup:
ha.

Speakin of weird, you should have seen the hot blond I took hunting yesterday. Her and her daddy, that is. :)
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Re: Is that you Betty?

Postby Goldfish » Mon Dec 02, 2013 4:45 pm

Well, where are the pics?
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Re: Is that you Betty?

Postby NuffDaddy » Mon Dec 02, 2013 6:57 pm

Goldfish wrote:Well, where are the pics?

X2.
Ron took plenty of pics for us.
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Re: Is that you Betty?

Postby RonE » Mon Dec 02, 2013 9:08 pm

Goldfish wrote:Well, where are the pics?
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Re: Is that you Betty?

Postby NuffDaddy » Mon Dec 02, 2013 10:07 pm

We want hot blonde girl pics...
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Re: Is that you Betty?

Postby assateague » Mon Dec 02, 2013 11:51 pm

What nuff said.
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Re: Is that you Betty?

Postby ManlyMan » Tue Dec 03, 2013 12:06 am

assateague wrote:What nuff said.

yeah. :scooter:
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Re: Is that you Betty?

Postby RonE » Tue Dec 03, 2013 12:14 am

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Re: Is that you Betty?

Postby Olly » Tue Dec 03, 2013 4:46 am

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Re: Is that you Betty?

Postby NuffDaddy » Tue Dec 03, 2013 5:43 am

She even uses a good gun.

I want your job Ron.

It's your turn now Betty. Where is she?
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Re: Is that you Betty?

Postby aunt betty » Tue Dec 03, 2013 5:52 am

There was no way I was going to disrespect a man by making a big deal, photographing and posting pics of his little girl. Sorry. Not happening.
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Re: Is that you Betty?

Postby aunt betty » Tue Dec 03, 2013 5:54 am

She was blond with a long ponytail. About 19ish. Had a beautiful face and b-size perky ones. OK?
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Re: Is that you Betty?

Postby NuffDaddy » Tue Dec 03, 2013 2:07 pm

Can you give here my number? I can be in arkansas before midnight.
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Re: Is that you Betty?

Postby Woody » Tue Dec 03, 2013 3:34 pm

I think we all know who has the experience and expertise when it comes to blind texting girl's numbers they got from a duck hunting forum.

Betty, it is best you just give me her number.
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Re: Is that you Betty?

Postby NuffDaddy » Tue Dec 03, 2013 3:37 pm

Woody wrote:I think we all know who has the experience and expertise when it comes to blind texting girl's numbers they got from a duck hunting forum.

Betty, it is best you just give me her number.

Your too old...I'll take care of this one.
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Re: Is that you Betty?

Postby Woody » Tue Dec 03, 2013 4:32 pm

NuffDaddy wrote:
Woody wrote:I think we all know who has the experience and expertise when it comes to blind texting girl's numbers they got from a duck hunting forum.

Betty, it is best you just give me her number.

Your too old...I'll take care of this one.


Too old? I've never been called old before.... how old do you think I am?
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Re: Is that you Betty?

Postby NuffDaddy » Tue Dec 03, 2013 4:34 pm

Woody wrote:
NuffDaddy wrote:
Woody wrote:I think we all know who has the experience and expertise when it comes to blind texting girl's numbers they got from a duck hunting forum.

Betty, it is best you just give me her number.

Your too old...I'll take care of this one.


Too old? I've never been called old before.... how old do you think I am?

24?
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Re: Is that you Betty?

Postby aunt betty » Tue Dec 03, 2013 4:37 pm

Next time I'll get pics of her petting Milo. She liked him a lot. My dog is a chick magnet. I should work it more...
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Re: Is that you Betty?

Postby Woody » Tue Dec 03, 2013 4:40 pm

NuffDaddy wrote:
Woody wrote:
NuffDaddy wrote:
Woody wrote:I think we all know who has the experience and expertise when it comes to blind texting girl's numbers they got from a duck hunting forum.

Betty, it is best you just give me her number.

Your too old...I'll take care of this one.


Too old? I've never been called old before.... how old do you think I am?

24?


How is that old?
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Re: Is that you Betty?

Postby NuffDaddy » Tue Dec 03, 2013 4:42 pm

Not old, just too old. She is 19.
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Re: Is that you Betty?

Postby Woody » Tue Dec 03, 2013 4:44 pm

NuffDaddy wrote:Not old, just too old. She is 19.

That's only 5 years... step aside little boy.
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Re: Is that you Betty?

Postby NuffDaddy » Tue Dec 03, 2013 4:44 pm

I'm just messing with you. Me and Betty's friend are both 19 though.
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Re: Is that you Betty?

Postby NuffDaddy » Tue Dec 03, 2013 4:44 pm

Woody wrote:
NuffDaddy wrote:Not old, just too old. She is 19.

That's only 5 years... step aside little boy.

So it's ok for me to get down with a 14 year old?
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Re: Is that you Betty?

Postby NuffDaddy » Tue Dec 03, 2013 4:45 pm

My parol officer says I can't.
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Re: Is that you Betty?

Postby Woody » Tue Dec 03, 2013 4:49 pm

NuffDaddy wrote:
Woody wrote:
NuffDaddy wrote:Not old, just too old. She is 19.

That's only 5 years... step aside little boy.

So it's ok for me to get down with a 14 year old?


That's a little different... SICKO!
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Re: Is that you Betty?

Postby Bootlipkiller » Tue Dec 03, 2013 5:26 pm

NuffDaddy wrote:Not old, just too old. She is 19.


Hell Nuff where my and gadwall went to high school all the hot 17 and 18 year old chicks were dating guy in their mid 20's.
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