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Sh*t Aunt Betty Says
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Wed Dec 04, 2013 8:55 amby Olly
Running off the popular shit my dad says idea I'd say our own AB has way funnier quotes.
Here's the blank template.
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My first substitution.
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Re: Sh*t Aunt Betty Says
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Wed Dec 04, 2013 9:12 amby Woody
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Wed Dec 04, 2013 9:23 amby aunt betty
Haha. This IS funny.
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Wed Dec 04, 2013 9:36 amby NuffDaddy
That's great!!
:lol::lol:
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Wed Dec 04, 2013 9:51 amby assateague
I love this thread. I give it 2 hours before RonE fucks up.
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Wed Dec 04, 2013 10:23 amby jehler
assateague wrote:I love this thread. I give it 2 hours before RonE fucks up.
lol for real #1 for the day
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Wed Dec 04, 2013 10:53 amby Olly
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I'm having fun going back and looking for AB quotes that made me laugh in the past. One crazy fucker.
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Wed Dec 04, 2013 10:54 amby bill herian
Second one is awesome.
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Wed Dec 04, 2013 11:10 amby The Duck Hammer
bill herian wrote::lol:
Second one is awesome.
X2
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Wed Dec 04, 2013 11:15 amby Flightstopper
jehler wrote:assateague wrote:I love this thread. I give it 2 hours before RonE fucks up.
lol for real #1 for the day
Ha no shit
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Wed Dec 04, 2013 11:16 amby aunt betty
"I hope Big R fucks Rural King in the ass while Farm and Fleet watches".
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Wed Dec 04, 2013 11:27 amby Woody
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Wed Dec 04, 2013 11:45 amby Tomkat
I hope someone looks up his 60/40 defense against Assateagues flawed 50/50 theory.
60/40 destroyed 50/50
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Wed Dec 04, 2013 11:48 amby aunt betty
Shit. My duck blind could turn into and ice fishing shanty in about ten days. Forecast, not good. God damnit.
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Wed Dec 04, 2013 11:49 amby aunt betty
Fuck it, I'm going rabbit hunting.
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Wed Dec 04, 2013 12:29 pmby 3legged_lab
This thread is hilarious
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Wed Dec 04, 2013 2:04 pmby QH's Paw
3legged_lab wrote:This thread is hilarious
It definitely has potential.
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Wed Dec 04, 2013 3:38 pmby AKPirate
Pure Gold!
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Wed Dec 04, 2013 3:49 pmby Woody
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Wed Dec 04, 2013 4:54 pmby assateague
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Wed Dec 04, 2013 5:42 pmby (MT)Montanafowler
pretty sure Olly could start selling these cards as forum merchandise
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Thu Dec 05, 2013 8:23 amby huntall6
Hey AB, sing em the acorn song! That should make some memories....
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Thu Dec 05, 2013 8:39 amby aunt betty
huntall6 wrote:Hey AB, sing em the acorn song! That should make some memories....
The Acorn song. lol
I'm a nut.
At least that's what Harpie says.
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Thu Dec 05, 2013 8:41 amby aunt betty
If you EVER meet a man named Harpie, get to know him, a LOT of my "crazy" is modeled after him. You'd see it instantly if you ever met him.
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Thu Dec 05, 2013 9:18 amby aunt betty
Made jerky. This time I weighed it before and after. 6# of duck breasts makes around 1.75# of jerky.
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Thu Dec 05, 2013 9:20 amby aunt betty
my jerky stash.
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Sun Dec 22, 2013 1:31 pmby Olly
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Sun Dec 22, 2013 1:39 pmby aunt betty
It's a children's story olly. She ate a spider to eat the fly...then a bird, cat, dog, horse, lion, and finally an elephant before she actually died. You obviously never heard of it.
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Sun Dec 22, 2013 1:48 pmby Eric Haynes
aunt betty wrote:It's a children's story olly. She ate a spider to eat the fly...then a bird, cat, dog, horse, lion, and finally an elephant before she actually died. You obviously never heard of it.
Favorite book as a kid! Remember the book AB with the pages that opened bigger and bigger?
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Sun Dec 22, 2013 2:22 pmby Olly
aunt betty wrote:It's a children's story olly. She ate a spider to eat the fly...then a bird, cat, dog, horse, lion, and finally an elephant before she actually died. You obviously never heard of it.
Yea I know, it's the context that you said it. Didn't make any sense.... like everything else you say.