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Postby RonE » Thu Dec 12, 2013 9:21 am

Hi all,

With the holidays upon us I would like to share a personal experience with you all about drinking and driving after a "social session" with friends.

Well, this past Friday, I was out on a post-Thanksgiving evening with long-lost friends. I had a few cocktails, followed by a handful of glasses of vintage red wine. Despite the jolliness, I still had the sense to know that I was over the limit. That's when I decided to do what I have never done before: I took a cab home.

Sure enough, there was a police road block on the highway but, since it was a cab, they waved it past. I arrived home safely without incident.

This was a both a great relief and surprise because I had never driven a cab before. I don't even know where I got it from and, now that it is in my garage, I don't know what to do with it.

Happy Holidays,
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Re: Holidays

Postby aunt betty » Thu Dec 12, 2013 9:55 am

Do you live in the Soviet Union or China? What is the purpose of these check points, err road blocks? @
I've heard that it's incredibly stupid to fuck around with a crazy man's head.
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Re: Holidays

Postby Goldfish » Thu Dec 12, 2013 11:56 am

Heard that same one but with a bus.
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Re: Holidays

Postby Redbeard » Thu Dec 12, 2013 11:58 am

Hahaha!
gila-river wrote:Great, now the cops want to install dishwashers to. Just do your job Red and stop encroaching on our rights to replace appliances. That is not the responsibility of police.:lol:
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Re: Holidays

Postby Woody » Thu Dec 12, 2013 5:00 pm

I was reading that, thinking to myself, 'Ron is concerned with drinking and driving, No way' and then the end came...
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Re: Holidays

Postby RonE » Thu Dec 12, 2013 5:44 pm

Woody wrote:I was reading that, thinking to myself, 'Ron is concerned with drinking and driving, No way' and then the end came...


My philosophy is: If you're gonna drive, drink, face traffic with confidence.
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Re: Holidays

Postby 3legged_lab » Thu Dec 12, 2013 11:59 pm

Woody wrote:I was reading that, thinking to myself, 'Ron is concerned with drinking and driving, No way' and then the end came...

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