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assateague wrote:Man, have you got some shit to learn.

R. Chapman wrote:

assateague wrote:Man, have you got some shit to learn.

About women or about life? That's the question of the day...

assateague wrote:See, that's what I'm talking about.

About thinking you have to have a girlfriend to get laid. If you'd rather not, that's cool, but damn, have some fun while you're young. Let me share a little wisdom to put it in perspective.


When you're married, no matter how much you love your wife, you will have this thought: "fuck- I'm never going to have sex with another woman for the rest of my life". It'll hit you occasionally, maybe driving down the road, maybe at the mall, who knows. It's actually a good thing, because it means you love your wife, and have no intention of ever cheating or getting divorced. But that doesn't make it any less depressing for that brief instant. And you know what makes that brief instant so brief? Thinking back about all the other chicks you already checked off the list beforehand.


So don't fuck it up now, or when that moment of depression hits, you'll drive your car off a cliff.

assateague wrote:See, that's what I'm talking about.

About thinking you have to have a girlfriend to get laid. If you'd rather not, that's cool, but damn, have some fun while you're young. Let me share a little wisdom to put it in perspective.


When you're married, no matter how much you love your wife, you will have this thought: "fuck- I'm never going to have sex with another woman for the rest of my life". It'll hit you occasionally, maybe driving down the road, maybe at the mall, who knows. It's actually a good thing, because it means you love your wife, and have no intention of ever cheating or getting divorced. But that doesn't make it any less depressing for that brief instant. And you know what makes that brief instant so brief? Thinking back about all the other chicks you already checked off the list beforehand.


So don't fuck it up now, or when that moment of depression hits, you'll drive your car off a cliff.

assateague wrote:Never mind. Some lessons just come with time, I reckon.

(MT)Montanafowler wrote:

assateague wrote:Never mind. Some lessons just come with time, I reckon.

i've seen the chicks in Helena, he's better off keeping in his pants and chasing ducks

R. Chapman wrote:

(MT)Montanafowler wrote:

assateague wrote:Never mind. Some lessons just come with time, I reckon.

i've seen the chicks in Helena, he's better off keeping in his pants and chasing ducks

Thanks for better explaining it better than I can!

(MT)Montanafowler wrote:just shut up. you're at the age where a breeze on your pants gives you a hardon, you're not allowed to have an opinion yet.

bill herian wrote:

(MT)Montanafowler wrote:just shut up. you're at the age where a breeze on your pants gives you a hardon, you're not allowed to have an opinion yet.

Wasn't it you that said "Until you have a job and car payment, no one gives a shit what you have to say"?

I have no idea why I remember that, but for some reason I remember that.

R. Chapman wrote:The day of turning age is under 5 days, and I have no idea on what to do. Can't decide whether I should go bust some ducks, go grouse hunting, spend the day at the range doing load development, work on my truck, driving to Washington to get my order of lead shot. Decisions, decisions...

huntfishnv wrote:What up Chapman? Sounds like I might be seeing you at the Lake sometime over break.

aunt betty wrote:Get a t shirt that says I AM REX MUTHER FUCKING CHAPMAN

aunt betty wrote:Get a t-shirt that says I AM REX MUTHER **** CHAPMAN.