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We ALL know one.
The guy who texts you at lst to see how many boats and how late can he sleep and still get a limit.

He texts at 11 daily asking what you killed...
Then sends pics of a pile of spoonies.

Been pestering me wanting to know when it's good.
He wants to shoot ducks real quick, go home, and watch duck dynasty.

We set up a hunt and he texts at 3:45 saying his wife won't let him go...
The guy was making excuses the day before about why he'd probably punk out but still wasted a lot of time and effort setting it up so he could cancel.

1000'S of texts literally. ..
YOU KNOW...THAT GUY!!!

Know him? I am him! What's wrong with Spoonies?

The TIME BANDIT.
Now he wants a minute by minute report of the hunt he bailed on.

Tell him you can't keep them away and it is the best hunt of the season so far

turn off your phone and shoot more birds, stop replying to him and see what happens.

Me and gadwall have a friend like that. Even went as far as asking me "Well do you think it will be worth my time?" After I invited him on a fishing trip. He also normally text me randomly during striper and salmon season wanting reports then openly tells me he's not going until I start doing good.

Bootlipkiller wrote:Me and gadwall have a friend like that. Even went as far as asking me "Well do you think it will be worth my time?" After I invited him on a fishing trip. He also normally text me randomly during striper and salmon season wanting reports then openly tells me he's not going until I start doing good.

Sounds like JB is a douche!

Feelin' Fowl wrote:

Bootlipkiller wrote:Me and gadwall have a friend like that. Even went as far as asking me "Well do you think it will be worth my time?" After I invited him on a fishing trip. He also normally text me randomly during striper and salmon season wanting reports then openly tells me he's not going until I start doing good.

Sounds like JB is a douche!

No juice box is just a bitch, he always wants to go and helps out a lot. He just complains like a 13 year old girl when he gets cold or tired.

I took the dude out in my boat. Told him twice to lay down. He wanted to take a lawn chair. lol
So I ran him into a couple locusts tree branches that had three inch stickers poking out...I THINK maybe he got the idea.
It was fucking hilarious watching him try to steer my boat from the front like a motorcycle. cracks me up still.
That guy.

aunt betty wrote:1000'S of texts literally. ..
YOU KNOW...THAT GUY!!!

I know exactly who your talking about. Ugh hmmm.... Shouldn't talk about yourself that way bro.

rebelp74 wrote:

aunt betty wrote:1000'S of texts literally. ..
YOU KNOW...THAT GUY!!!

I know exactly who your talking about. Ugh hmmm.... Shouldn't talk about yourself that way bro.

You are wrong but I could see how you might think that. Burn.

Bootlipkiller wrote:

Feelin' Fowl wrote:

Bootlipkiller wrote:Me and gadwall have a friend like that. Even went as far as asking me "Well do you think it will be worth my time?" After I invited him on a fishing trip. He also normally text me randomly during striper and salmon season wanting reports then openly tells me he's not going until I start doing good.

Sounds like JB is a douche!

No juice box is just a bitch, he always wants to go and helps out a lot. He just complains like a 13 year old girl when he gets cold or tired.

Juice box is very unpleasant to be around when he's tired.

So are you having a good hut today Betty? Woul it be worth my time o head out?

huntall6 wrote:So are you having a good hut today Betty? Woul it be worth my time o head out?

Look at the weather forecast for Manila, Arkansas. I'd say "I dunno" it's going to be awful cold.
I am plotting on migrating about 200 miles south.
I can stop at Macks on the way. I could even go piss on a certain guy's truck. Its right on my way.

It's eight am, 31 degrees and that's the high. Fuck.

14 degrees in Champaign. Haha

Damn AB, just how long you taking off for this adventure? Are you staying in AR through he end of the season? Better stop off at a Hallmark store and send the Mallard family a card with your condolences.............. for trimming the population

Yeah. I'm giving them today off. Nobody uses my hole so it's probably stacked right now. lol

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Hahaha, that's my camp.
You ain't getting blind cords. Hehe