assateague wrote:Sometimes the quickest way to put out a fire is with an explosion.
NuffDaddy wrote:She's playing hard to get. Just ask her if she wants to fuck.
assateague wrote:Sometimes the quickest way to put out a fire is with an explosion.
R. Chapman wrote:NuffDaddy wrote:She's playing hard to get. Just ask her if she wants to fuck.
So say something like, "you, me, fuck!" Or "hey I was wondering if you wanted to jump in bed with me tonight?".
NuffDaddy wrote:It's just like calling ducks. When nothing else has worked and they are leaving throw everything you have at them. Gotta think outside the box. Most of the time it doesn't work, but when it does...look out its game on.
NuffDaddy wrote:It's just like calling ducks. When nothing else has worked and they are leaving throw everything you have at them. Gotta think outside the box. Most of the time it doesn't work, but when it does...look out its game on.
AKPirate wrote:The sins of Boot and Gaddy are causing the Cali drought and knowing they have no limits to their depravity... :mrgreen:
rebelp74 wrote:NuffDaddy wrote:It's just like calling ducks. When nothing else has worked and they are leaving throw everything you have at them. Gotta think outside the box. Most of the time it doesn't work, but when it does...look out its game on.
That's just as bad as shell limits...
assateague wrote:Sometimes the quickest way to put out a fire is with an explosion.
Bootlipkiller wrote:NuffDaddy wrote:It's just like calling ducks. When nothing else has worked and they are leaving throw everything you have at them. Gotta think outside the box. Most of the time it doesn't work, but when it does...look out its game on.
I always had better luck thing inside her box, could be just me...
If I were a female and went thru this I'd hook the horndog up with my gf, the one with mono.RonE wrote:You can always resort to the "Hereafter".
When things aren't going well on a date and it is beginning to look like you aren't going to get laid...........
Just drive to an out of the way place on the way home and tell her about the "Hereafter": "If you're not here after what I'm here after, you are going to be here after I'm gone." (This is a lot more subtle than saying, put out or get out.)
Redbeard wrote:Buy not when. I hit that damne pole
Feelin' Fowl wrote:Big dick cakes are delicious!
NuffDaddy wrote:It's just like calling ducks. When nothing else has worked and they are leaving throw everything you have at them. Gotta think outside the box. Most of the time it doesn't work, but when it does...look out its game on.
huntall6 wrote:......or let her know you guys are on a date instead of just following her there and saying it was a date
Eric Haynes wrote:
I just Betty'd the timeframe to make me seem older than 56.
assateague wrote:Sometimes the quickest way to put out a fire is with an explosion.
R. Chapman wrote:I asked her if she wanted to go bowling and she seemed excited and said yes she'd love to. So I picked her up at her house, she seemed excited to go, then we got there to play 2 or 3 games and she just mellowed out and started to talk less and less. I can't think of anything I did wrong. I just think girls are girls.
Bootlipkiller wrote: all the mallards I killed today had boners do to my epic calling.
3legged_lab wrote:R. Chapman wrote:I asked her if she wanted to go bowling and she seemed excited and said yes she'd love to. So I picked her up at her house, she seemed excited to go, then we got there to play 2 or 3 games and she just mellowed out and started to talk less and less. I can't think of anything I did wrong. I just think girls are girls.
She was probably hoping "bowling" was code for "get her loaded up on boones farm and put it in her back door".
She was disappointed.
NuffDaddy wrote:Nigga ran that back like he had my VCR
R. Chapman wrote:I asked her if she wanted to go bowling and she seemed excited and said yes she'd love to. So I picked her up at her house, she seemed excited to go, then we got there to play 2 or 3 games and she just mellowed out and started to talk less and less. I can't think of anything I did wrong. I just think girls are girls.
Bootlipkiller wrote: all the mallards I killed today had boners do to my epic calling.
3legged_lab wrote:Did ya ask her if she likes warm beer and butt sex?
R. Chapman wrote:I asked her if she wanted to go bowling and she seemed excited and said yes she'd love to. So I picked her up at her house, she seemed excited to go, then we got there to play 2 or 3 games and she just mellowed out and started to talk less and less. I can't think of anything I did wrong. I just think girls are girls.
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