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Bacon bowl

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Sun Jan 05, 2014 7:09 am
by aunt betty

A fucking genius invented this.
Re: Bacon bowl

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Mon Jan 06, 2014 12:15 am
by Bootlipkiller
When I saw this commercial the first thing I thought of was WFF and the great bacon debate.
Re: Bacon bowl

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Mon Jan 06, 2014 12:28 am
by huntall6
If cooked properly, I don't see how the bowl would hold up.
If you like fiberglass, it might work for you
Re: Bacon bowl

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Mon Jan 06, 2014 4:13 am
by Goldfish
It's called a fucking muffin pan upside down. Then you can make 12 at once.
Re: Bacon bowl

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Mon Jan 06, 2014 6:29 am
by FlintRiverFowler
huntall6 wrote:If cooked properly, I don't see how the bowl would hold up.
If you like fiberglass, it might work for you

I'm more of a middle grounder on the chewy crispy debate. I like the ends and edges to be crunchy and the other parts to be chewy. I just hate raw feeling slimy bacon, and bacon that is so crispy it explodes when you bite it sucks too.
Re: Bacon bowl

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Mon Jan 06, 2014 7:52 am
by rebelp74
Goldfish wrote:It's called a fucking muffin pan upside down. Then you can make 12 at once.
zachly
Re: Bacon bowl

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Mon Jan 06, 2014 9:58 am
by RonE
So, AB, did you pay $10? How much was shipping and handling? Did you get a second one absolutely free? How much was the shipping and handling on that one?
Re: Bacon bowl

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Mon Jan 06, 2014 10:50 am
by FlintRiverFowler
Goldfish wrote:It's called a fucking muffin pan upside down. Then you can make 12 at once.
Not in the microwave
Re: Bacon bowl

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Mon Jan 06, 2014 11:35 am
by Goldfish
FlintRiverFowler wrote:Goldfish wrote:It's called a fucking muffin pan upside down. Then you can make 12 at once.
Not in the microwave
If you want mushy bacon it's not going to stay in bowl form anyways
Re: Bacon bowl

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Mon Jan 06, 2014 11:37 am
by FlintRiverFowler
Goldfish wrote:FlintRiverFowler wrote:Goldfish wrote:It's called a fucking muffin pan upside down. Then you can make 12 at once.
Not in the microwave
If you want mushy bacon it's not going to stay in bowl form anyways
Who the fuck eats mushy bacon?!????

Re: Bacon bowl

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Mon Jan 06, 2014 11:38 am
by FlintRiverFowler
How do I make a popcorn smiley?!?!?
Re: Bacon bowl

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Mon Jan 06, 2014 11:46 am
by Goldfish
FlintRiverFowler wrote:Goldfish wrote:FlintRiverFowler wrote:Goldfish wrote:It's called a fucking muffin pan upside down. Then you can make 12 at once.
Not in the microwave
If you want mushy bacon it's not going to stay in bowl form anyways
Who the fuck eats mushy bacon?!????

People who want to believe that is "hard" to feel better about their condition
Re: Bacon bowl

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Mon Jan 06, 2014 11:55 am
by aunt betty
I ain't buying a damned bacon bowl thing.
Just wanted to see if we could get doc to buy one for his new little lady.
Re: Bacon bowl

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Mon Jan 06, 2014 12:04 pm
by assateague
Doc only eats bacon if he's wearing a helmet and hearing protection.
Re: Bacon bowl

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Mon Jan 06, 2014 2:27 pm
by rebelp74
assateague wrote:Doc only eats bacon if he's wearing a helmet and hearing protection.
ROFLMAO
Re: Bacon bowl

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Mon Jan 06, 2014 3:45 pm
by huntall6
assateague wrote:Doc only eats bacon if he's wearing a helmet and hearing protection.
With the way crunchy bacon explodes, that ain't such a bad idea....
Re: Bacon bowl

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Mon Jan 06, 2014 9:47 pm
by 3legged_lab
FlintRiverFowler wrote:Goldfish wrote:FlintRiverFowler wrote:Goldfish wrote:It's called a fucking muffin pan upside down. Then you can make 12 at once.
Not in the microwave
If you want mushy bacon it's not going to stay in bowl form anyways
Who the fuck eats mushy bacon?!????

Who the fuck eats bacon that was cooked in the microwave?
Re: Bacon bowl

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Mon Jan 06, 2014 9:51 pm
by FlintRiverFowler
3legged_lab wrote:FlintRiverFowler wrote:Goldfish wrote:FlintRiverFowler wrote:Goldfish wrote:It's called a fucking muffin pan upside down. Then you can make 12 at once.
Not in the microwave
If you want mushy bacon it's not going to stay in bowl form anyways
Who the fuck eats mushy bacon?!????

Who the fuck eats bacon that was cooked in the microwave?
People who are high. I showed one of my stoner college roommates how to do it and it was a disaster. Dude would get high as shit and throw a whole package of bacon in the microwave and then fall asleep and forget about it. Then id come home and find a pound of raw bacon in the microwave. It was sick. One of my biggest regrets in life.
Re: Bacon bowl

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Mon Jan 06, 2014 9:52 pm
by rebelp74
Not this stoner.
Re: Bacon bowl

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Mon Jan 06, 2014 10:04 pm
by capt1972
Re: Bacon bowl

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Mon Jan 06, 2014 10:15 pm
by FlintRiverFowler
capt1972 wrote:
And then you can use the lard you catch in that thing to season your cast iron cook ware.
Re: Bacon bowl

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Mon Jan 06, 2014 11:24 pm
by Feelin' Fowl
Microwave bacon isn't good, but it's edible.
Re: Bacon bowl

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Mon Jan 06, 2014 11:36 pm
by 3legged_lab
What's the difference between a microwave and butt sex?
Re: Bacon bowl

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Mon Jan 06, 2014 11:45 pm
by assateague
You can't jelly your dick in her ass?
Re: Bacon bowl

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Mon Jan 06, 2014 11:54 pm
by 3legged_lab
assateague wrote:You can't jelly your dick in her ass?
Wrong punch line, but that one always cracks me up too.
Re: Bacon bowl

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Tue Jan 07, 2014 12:08 am
by rebelp74
Assa can't make into a welder
Re: Bacon bowl

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Tue Jan 07, 2014 1:06 am
by sws002
3legged_lab wrote:What's the difference between a microwave and butt sex?
A microwave doesn't brown your meat.
Re: Bacon bowl

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Tue Jan 07, 2014 1:30 am
by 3legged_lab
Ahaha
Re: Bacon bowl

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Tue Jan 07, 2014 1:35 am
by GadwallGetter530
FlintRiverFowler wrote:huntall6 wrote:If cooked properly, I don't see how the bowl would hold up.
If you like fiberglass, it might work for you

I'm more of a middle grounder on the chewy crispy debate. I like the ends and edges to be crunchy and the other parts to be chewy. I just hate raw feeling slimy bacon, and bacon that is so crispy it explodes when you bite it sucks too.
Yup, I like it not to done and not to chewy.