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Wow. Just... wow

Goldfish wrote:Wow. Just... wow

X2. This world is fucked up.

They should have arrested the monkey and sent it to Guantanamo Bay. It was obviously a terrorist sock monkey that was plotting on world domination.

May, I'm sorry but we're taking your doll and its toy pistol.

God, if I am on a plane...twist up some paper into the shape of a rifle, do you think I could hi jack it?

"Rooster Mockburn" that made me lol.

My wife asked me why I get so pissy going thru the TSA checkpoints. Tell her all the time, as American's we shouldn't be subjected to such stupidty and can remember when we wasn't.

aunt betty wrote:They should have arrested the monkey and sent it to Guantanamo Bay. It was obviously a terrorist sock monkey that was plotting on world domination.

May, I'm sorry but we're taking your doll and its toy pistol.

God, if I am on a plane...twist up some paper into the shape of a rifle, do you think I could hi jack it?

goodkarmarising wrote:My wife asked me why I get so pissy going thru the TSA checkpoints. Tell her all the time, as American's we shouldn't be subjected to such stupidty and can remember when we wasn't.

What does she say when you go to Burger King?

Bootlipkiller wrote:

goodkarmarising wrote:My wife asked me why I get so pissy going thru the TSA checkpoints. Tell her all the time, as American's we shouldn't be subjected to such stupidty and can remember when we wasn't.

What does she say when you go to Burger King?

Line, stepped lol

No one has ever made a sock puppet based on one of Clint Eastwood's characters.


Just saying.

I'm a Eastwood fan over the duke anyway.

Hell Bridges made a much better Rooster anyway.

Marion probably put ketchup on his hot dogs

Burger King...
Once when Milo was still a skinny 11 month old pup we hunted in semo. It was awful weather. We killed lots of ducks. Later I was whipped so I knew he was too so I went to BK, ordered two double cheeseburgers with no bun or condiments.
Got weird looks so I explained. Tired hungry dog needs a treat.

Bootlipkiller wrote:

goodkarmarising wrote:My wife asked me why I get so pissy going thru the TSA checkpoints. Tell her all the time, as American's we shouldn't be subjected to such stupidty and can remember when we wasn't.

What does she say when you go to Burger King?

haha

DeadEye_Dan wrote:No one has ever made a sock puppet based on one of Clint Eastwood's characters.


Just saying.

they wouldn't dare

DeadEye_Dan wrote:No one has ever made a sock puppet based on one of Clint Eastwood's characters.


Just saying.

That's because his characters are boring as shit.

Eric Haynes wrote:

DeadEye_Dan wrote:No one has ever made a sock puppet based on one of Clint Eastwood's characters.


Just saying.

That's because his characters are boring as shit.

Clint was a badass in Dirty Harry and Gran Torino as far as I'm concerned.

R. Chapman wrote:

Eric Haynes wrote:

DeadEye_Dan wrote:No one has ever made a sock puppet based on one of Clint Eastwood's characters.


Just saying.

That's because his characters are boring as shit.

Clint was a badass in Dirty Harry and Gran Torino as far as I'm concerned.

Your right, so badass. His singing is even worse than his acting.

Does he look like a signer to you?

R. Chapman wrote:Does he look like a signer to you?

He recorded a song, and there are more...what else would that make him?

Desperate, maybe?

John Wayne was "Singing Sandy", the singing cowboy, for more than a little while.

R. Chapman wrote:Does he look like a signer to you?

no, and he doesn't look like a singer either...


but he's still way more badass than John Wayne.

Eric Haynes wrote:

R. Chapman wrote:Does he look like a signer to you?

He recorded a song, and there are more...what else would that make him?

Paid. It makes him a paid man...