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I as over at the ranch house today with my grandpa, and we were sitting at the dinner table eating lunch when all of a sudden we heard a thump coming from the attic. About 5 minutes later, another thump. So Lawrence got up, grab his .22, went up into the attic, and shot the sun of a bitch....8 times to be exact. I thought he shot a god damn orange and white tabby kitten cat. Big fucking rat. That's all that happened today as far as "excitement" goes.

bushy?

Thanks for the report Rex, keep us in the loop.

Riveting reporting coming from the Montana countryside. What will happen next?

3geese4me wrote:Riveting reporting coming from the Montana countryside. What will happen next?

stay tuned to find out!

Keep up the good work.

capt1972 wrote:

3geese4me wrote:Riveting reporting coming from the Montana countryside. What will happen next?

stay tuned to find out!

I'm tuned but there ain't shit going on!? I want a refund....

huntall6 wrote:

capt1972 wrote:

3geese4me wrote:Riveting reporting coming from the Montana countryside. What will happen next?

stay tuned to find out!

I'm tuned but there ain't shit going on!? I want a refund....

thats the problem with the media now a days, they never tell you the whole story.

capt1972 wrote:

huntall6 wrote:

capt1972 wrote:

3geese4me wrote:Riveting reporting coming from the Montana countryside. What will happen next?

stay tuned to find out!

I'm tuned but there ain't shit going on!? I want a refund....

thats the problem with the media now a days, they never tell you the whole story.

It's called "spin". Get used to it.

capt1972 wrote:

huntall6 wrote:

capt1972 wrote:

3geese4me wrote:Riveting reporting coming from the Montana countryside. What will happen next?

stay tuned to find out!

I'm tuned but there ain't shit going on!? I want a refund....

thats the problem with the media now a days, they never tell you the whole story.

It's called "spin". Get used to it.

R. Chapman wrote:I as over at the ranch house today with my grandpa, and we were sitting at the dinner table eating lunch when all of a sudden we heard a thump coming from the attic. About 5 minutes later, another thump. So Lawrence got up, grab his .22, went up into the attic, and shot the sun of a bitch....8 times to be exact. I thought he shot a god damn orange and white tabby kitten cat. Big fucking rat. That's all that happened today as far as "excitement" goes.

That was such a great story!

R. Chapman wrote:I as over at the ranch house today with my grandpa, and we were sitting at the dinner table eating lunch when all of a sudden we heard a thump coming from the attic. About 5 minutes later, another thump. So Lawrence got up, grab his .22, went up into the attic, and shot the sun of a bitch....8 times to be exact. I thought he shot a god damn orange and white tabby kitten cat. Big fucking rat. That's all that happened today as far as "excitement" goes.

who is Lawrence? if its your granddad you need your ass kicked for calling him Lawrence.
oh by the way, one head shot would have done the job

one2many wrote:

R. Chapman wrote:I as over at the ranch house today with my grandpa, and we were sitting at the dinner table eating lunch when all of a sudden we heard a thump coming from the attic. About 5 minutes later, another thump. So Lawrence got up, grab his .22, went up into the attic, and shot the sun of a bitch....8 times to be exact. I thought he shot a god damn orange and white tabby kitten cat. Big fucking rat. That's all that happened today as far as "excitement" goes.

who is Lawrence? if its your granddad you need your ass kicked for calling him Lawrence.
oh by the way, one head shot would have done the job

Atleast two to the body one to the head...

one2many wrote:

R. Chapman wrote:I as over at the ranch house today with my grandpa, and we were sitting at the dinner table eating lunch when all of a sudden we heard a thump coming from the attic. About 5 minutes later, another thump. So Lawrence got up, grab his .22, went up into the attic, and shot the sun of a bitch....8 times to be exact. I thought he shot a god damn orange and white tabby kitten cat. Big fucking rat. That's all that happened today as far as "excitement" goes.

who is Lawrence? if its your granddad you need your ass kicked for calling him Lawrence.
oh by the way, one head shot would have done the job

Not real ethical though.

NuffDaddy wrote:

one2many wrote:

R. Chapman wrote:I as over at the ranch house today with my grandpa, and we were sitting at the dinner table eating lunch when all of a sudden we heard a thump coming from the attic. About 5 minutes later, another thump. So Lawrence got up, grab his .22, went up into the attic, and shot the sun of a bitch....8 times to be exact. I thought he shot a god damn orange and white tabby kitten cat. Big fucking rat. That's all that happened today as far as "excitement" goes.

who is Lawrence? if its your granddad you need your ass kicked for calling him Lawrence.
oh by the way, one head shot would have done the job

Not real ethical though.

pack rats dont count

one2many wrote:

NuffDaddy wrote:

one2many wrote:

R. Chapman wrote:I as over at the ranch house today with my grandpa, and we were sitting at the dinner table eating lunch when all of a sudden we heard a thump coming from the attic. About 5 minutes later, another thump. So Lawrence got up, grab his .22, went up into the attic, and shot the sun of a bitch....8 times to be exact. I thought he shot a god damn orange and white tabby kitten cat. Big fucking rat. That's all that happened today as far as "excitement" goes.

who is Lawrence? if its your granddad you need your ass kicked for calling him Lawrence.
oh by the way, one head shot would have done the job

Not real ethical though.

pack rats dont count

You win that one. Rodents and varmints get one to the head.

Then usually 5-10 more to the body just because I hate them all. Cut back to one or 2 though with the price of .22shells.

NuffDaddy wrote:Then usually 5-10 more to the body just because I hate them all. Cut back to one or 2 though with the price of .22shells.

thats how i am with snakes i will reload a mag just to make sure

one2many wrote:

NuffDaddy wrote:Then usually 5-10 more to the body just because I hate them all. Cut back to one or 2 though with the price of .22shells.

thats how i am with snakes i will reload a mag just to make sure

:lol:

one2many wrote:

R. Chapman wrote:I as over at the ranch house today with my grandpa, and we were sitting at the dinner table eating lunch when all of a sudden we heard a thump coming from the attic. About 5 minutes later, another thump. So Lawrence got up, grab his .22, went up into the attic, and shot the sun of a bitch....8 times to be exact. I thought he shot a god damn orange and white tabby kitten cat. Big fucking rat. That's all that happened today as far as "excitement" goes.

who is Lawrence? if its your granddad you need your ass kicked for calling him Lawrence.
oh by the way, one head shot would have done the job

Lawrence hates it when I call him Grandpa. That's why I call him By his first name.

R. Chapman wrote:

one2many wrote:

R. Chapman wrote:I as over at the ranch house today with my grandpa, and we were sitting at the dinner table eating lunch when all of a sudden we heard a thump coming from the attic. About 5 minutes later, another thump. So Lawrence got up, grab his .22, went up into the attic, and shot the sun of a bitch....8 times to be exact. I thought he shot a god damn orange and white tabby kitten cat. Big fucking rat. That's all that happened today as far as "excitement" goes.

who is Lawrence? if its your granddad you need your ass kicked for calling him Lawrence.
oh by the way, one head shot would have done the job

Lawrence hates it when I call him Grandpa. That's why I call him By his first name.

well larry isnt here

Lawrence Mother Fucking Chapman is all I got.

aunt betty wrote:Lawrence Mother Fucking Chapman is all I got.

aunt betty wrote:Lawrence Mother Fucking Chapman is all I got.

More like Lawrence Pissed Off Chapman.

Should have shot him with 7.5s.

T Man wrote:Should have shot him with 7.5s.

Damn right!

T Man wrote:Should have shot him with 7.5s.

Lawrence Mother Fucking Chapman?

The Duck Hammer wrote:

T Man wrote:Should have shot him with 7.5s.

Lawrence Mother **** Chapman?

Depends on his attitude, but definately ratzilla

It's funny all the shit that's gotten into the house up Newlan. Back in 70s, a cougar got into the house through a dog door. Uncle Eldon fucked that thing up with the savage 99 .308 Winchester. When I find the picture, I'll post it here.

50 bucks says he "can't find" the picture...