little things that make you feel badass

[Mornin Beef]

I just reloaded my stapler at work with two fresh clips of staples and I felt like I was a badass getting ready to bust into a bank and rob the place spraying staples everywhere. I will try to think of other things, anyone else got little things that make them feel tough as nails?

[one2many]

i dont cry when i get paper cuts

[bill herian]

When you pick up things with your feet and transfer them to your hands, in one attempt.

Makes you feel like you are super coordinated and could survive for a long time in the wild.

Especially if you are in the water. You can retrieve lost articles without messing your badass hairdo.

[Mornin Beef]

When you pick up things with your feet and transfer them to your hands, in one attempt.

Makes you feel like you are super coordinated and could survive for a long time in the wild.

Hahahaha true.

[assateague]

When I fumble something, but reach it and catch it almost Matrix style with the other hand.

[T Man]

I feel like I am driving a SWCC boat when we are going duck hunting.

[FlintRiverFowler]

I feel like I am driving a SWCC boat when we are going duck hunting.

Hahahaha me too.
The last weekend of season it was 13 degrees and we hit some big waves spraying over the bow, the water was freezing instantly when it hit us. I felt pretty badass. Until I had to stop at an island to get my frozen shut eye thawed out.

[Tiler_J]

Shooting a duck at the WCH!

[Woody]

When I fumble something, but reach it and catch it almost Matrix style with the other hand.

^^^This. 1000000%

[Redbeard]

When I drop a duece and the log doesn't break and wraps around the bowl and I send a picture of it to my brother and he says "holy shit!"...I feel like a badass

[Mornin Beef]

When I fumble something, but reach it and catch it almost Matrix style with the other hand.

^^^This. 1000000%

x2 especially when someones see you and theyre like wow.

[Mornin Beef]

When I drop a duece and the log doesn't break and wraps around the bowl and I send a picture of it to my brother and he says "holy shit!"...I feel like a badass

hahahah i feel cool but i wouldnt say badass and my bro doesnt think its cool anymore after the 100th pic

[Mornin Beef]

seriously, sometimes just lacing up my boots really tight before venturing out makes me feel like im about to go kill stalin sometimes.

[jehler]

Looking in the mirror

[bill herian]

Working on the boat, I've gotten good at dropping the pliers once I'm done with it and catching it on my foot, placing it gently on the deck without bending down. Doesn't sound like much, but everybody goes "Whoa".

[jarbo03]

When I wake up with morning wood, stand on the wall and piss excellence.

[Mornin Beef]

Looking in the mirror

[Mornin Beef]

Freakin j-town

[Redbeard]

Looking in the mirror

what little thing in the mirror are you looking at?

[Mornin Beef]

Working on the boat, I've gotten good at dropping the pliers once I'm done with it and catching it on my foot, placing it gently on the deck without bending down. Doesn't sound like much, but everybody goes "Whoa".

you almost deserve that ooo and aweeee tho cuz that is actually badass in real life. stay on topic beel.

[jehler]

Looking in the mirror

what little thing in the mirror are you looking at?

ill text you a pic

[Redbeard]

Looking in the mirror

what little thing in the mirror are you looking at?

ill text you a pic

Nigel Pepper Cock pose?

Don't forget your reeboks

[FlintRiverFowler]

When I wake up with morning wood, and have to kneel down and hang it into the toilet to pee.

FIFY.

[Mornin Beef]

Looking in the mirror

what little thing in the mirror are you looking at?

ill text you a pic

here comes a pinkie red

[assateague]

Looking in the mirror

what little thing in the mirror are you looking at?

ill text you a pic

Nigel Pepper Cock pose?

Don't forget your reeboks

That shit still makes me laugh.

[RonE]

When she says: "I don't have time now, will a blow job hold you till later?"

[waterfowlman]

When she says: "I don't have time now, will a blow job hold you till later?"

If she can suck start a Harley......that is badass!!

[bill herian]

Making two perfect parentheses. I did it yesterday and realized it might be the first time in my life. I typically end up not liking one, erasing it, making a new one, liking that one better and erasing the other one, about an hour later...

Nerve wracking punctuation mark.

[aunt betty]

I am a bad ass mother fucker so I gotta say everything, every little thing, every fucking thing makes me feel like a badass.

[bill herian]

I am a bad ass mother fucker so I gotta say everything, every little thing, every fucking thing makes me feel like a badass.

Are you responding to the thread or bouncing some new song lyrics off us?