My Midget Story

[gila-river]

I wrote a story in the "tales of the hunt" forum about a guy I hunted with who was way over the top. Jehler got involved so inevitably talk turned to midgets and it reminded me of my midget story.

I moved down here to AZ to continue my education. A couple of guys I went to high school with were going to the same school so we all became room mates. We had some good times, got a reputation for throwing good parties and had a blast during that time. One of my roomates, "chris" got really into the online dating thing when it first struck. Chris was a great guy, always had your back in a tight spot and was a good friend but, chris was not very bright, a little slow is a nice way to put it. Chris was on the computer everynight trying to meet girls. Finally one night he tells me and our other roommate he is taking this chick to a movie, we tell him attaboy, go have fun. He gets back later that night and tells us he had a blast. she was real cute and he is gonna see her again. "there's just one thing I gotta ask you guys" he says "shoot" we say. "well, how short is too short for me to date a girl?" Chris is tall. about 6'3" so I figure maybe he's a little insecure or something, I feel I have some experience in the matter because my folks were a vertically mismatched couple. My dad was 6'2" and my mom is short. I mean real short. I mean I would be scared to introduce her to Jehler short for fear she would end up chained down in his basement. she is like 4'9" or 10". So, taking all this into consideration I give Chris my best advice, "hey man don't worry about it, lots of girls are short. If you have a good time with her and she's cute then don't sweat it" . Chris says "I know man I do, but she's pretty short, like really short." "ok" I say's how short?" "well, I don't know exactly but its pretty short" "relax Chris. If you have a good time with her it doesn't matter." Ok, thanks bud" And that was that. A few weeks go by and Chris is out with this girl a couple times a week. We figure it's going great and are happy for Chris. St. Patricks Day rolls around and this is a doozie of a holiday for us. We have a large shindig planned with some kegs and all the stops. before the party Chris says he is going to pick her up. This will be the first time my other roommate or I have met his new girl. He returns just as things are starting to get rowdy and walks through the front door with a genuine midget in tow, not a girl who is "pretty short" but a real live little person. I bite the insdie of my lip so hard its bleeding and introduce myself and our other roommate does the same. Then me and my other roommate walk out onto the front porch and that was the only time I have literally collapsed with laughter. My sides were on fire by the time I got myself under control. The combination of Chris's stupidity and the fact that we had a real live midget at our St. pattys party was too much. I went back in and it was a night to remember. She turned out to be a sweetheart and we all had a great time. I even held her legs while she did a kegstand. Chris ended up laying it on pretty thick and finally closing the deal with her that night if you catch my drift. He had some tales to tell the next morning at denny's but I will leave that story for another time.

[aunt betty]

I feel like I just went to a midget porn. Got all fired up and anxious...the movie ends in the middle, and the usher tells what happened...what a let down.
TELL THE REST OF THE STORY with graphic details if possible. Jehler, Huntal6, and I are foaming at the mouth...MIDGET SEX!!!

[R. Chapman]

That's some funny shit!

[gila-river]

Betty, the thought of you all riled up sitting at your computer chugging hot sauce with the baby oil in arms reach is extremely disturbing.

[aunt betty]

Betty, the thought of you all riled up sitting at your computer chugging hot sauce with the baby oil in arms reach is extremely disturbing.

I have no control over your imagination. Apparently you have a pretty good one.

What's next?

[gila-river]

Betty, the thought of you all riled up sitting at your computer chugging hot sauce with the baby oil in arms reach is extremely disturbing.

I have no control over your imagination. Apparently you have a pretty good one.

What's next?

Hahaha. Didn't need to imagine much with your exclaimed excitement over midget porn and the mouth frothing.

I will say that Chris told us all the stuff you'd expect to hear in regards to bangin a midget. "It looked huge" crazy positions, spinning, and what not.

[aunt betty]

You can do better.
You KNOW you had a stethoscope listening to the whole ordeal.

[gila-river]

You can do better.
You KNOW you had a stethoscope listening to the whole ordeal.

No stethoscope necessary. We lived in an extremely shitty apartment and the walls were about as thick as construction paper. I did however pass out pretty early that particular party.

[Mornin Beef]

this is a funny story, nice post and i am happy you held in your laughs in front of her and that she ended up having a good time. my dad always said be nice to everyone unless its on the internet then do whatever.

[Olly]

I played wingman once while my buddy hooked up with a midget lady.

20 in Galveston Texas, the other E2 in my section who was always going on about how he wanted to at least once hook up with a midget in his life. He has midget love way worse than Jehler ever did.

We're at the bar one night and my back is to the door and he's facing the door. All I see are his eyes light up, about 4 or 5 midget ladies walk into the bar on some kind of little ladies night out. He goes all crazy and we end up hanging out with these girls all night, most of them were in their 30's or 40's but two were our age and he ended up taking one home that night. I sadly was all wound up on some other chick at the time and I regret not taking that once in a life time chance myself.

[Mornin Beef]

I played wingman once while my buddy hooked up with a midget lady.

20 in Galveston Texas, the other E2 in my section who was always going on about how he wanted to at least once hook up with a midget in his life. He has midget love way worse than Jehler ever did.

We're at the bar one night and my back is to the door and he's facing the door. All I see are his eyes light up, about 4 or 5 midget ladies walk into the bar on some kind of little ladies night out. He goes all crazy and we end up hanging out with these girls all night, most of them were in their 30's or 40's but two were our age and he ended up taking one home that night. I sadly was all wound up on some other chick at the time and I regret not taking that once in a life time chance myself.

some kind of little ladies night out....

[gila-river]

I played wingman once while my buddy hooked up with a midget lady.

20 in Galveston Texas, the other E2 in my section who was always going on about how he wanted to at least once hook up with a midget in his life. He has midget love way worse than Jehler ever did.

We're at the bar one night and my back is to the door and he's facing the door. All I see are his eyes light up, about 4 or 5 midget ladies walk into the bar on some kind of little ladies night out. He goes all crazy and we end up hanging out with these girls all night, most of them were in their 30's or 40's but two were our age and he ended up taking one home that night. I sadly was all wound up on some other chick at the time and I regret not taking that once in a life time chance myself.

ahhhh regret...

[FlintRiverFowler]

I've got a friend who swears up and down I made it with a midget. Spring break 2010 Panama City... I do not have any recollection of this. So I say it didn't happen.

[assateague]

I once saw the midget of Toko-Ri, but didn't partake. She circulated after the egg show at a place called the Mustang Club, if I remember right. But there's a good possibility that I don't. They all blur together after a while.

[NuffDaddy]

I've got a friend who swears up and down I made it with a midget. Spring break 2010 Panama City... I do not have any recollection of this. So I say it didn't happen.

Olly just told your story. ^^^^

[FlintRiverFowler]

I've got a friend who swears up and down I made it with a midget. Spring break 2010 Panama City... I do not have any recollection of this. So I say it didn't happen.

Olly just told your story. ^^^^

Nope that wasn't me and he wasn't there.

[NuffDaddy]

I've got a friend who swears up and down I made it with a midget. Spring break 2010 Panama City... I do not have any recollection of this. So I say it didn't happen.

Olly just told your story. ^^^^

Nope that wasn't me and he wasn't there.

How do you know?

[FlintRiverFowler]

I've got a friend who swears up and down I made it with a midget. Spring break 2010 Panama City... I do not have any recollection of this. So I say it didn't happen.

Olly just told your story. ^^^^

Nope that wasn't me and he wasn't there.

How do you know?

I know he wasn't on spring break with me in 2010. That's how I know.

[jehler]

I wrote a story in the "tales of the hunt" forum about a guy I hunted with who was way over the top. Jehler got involved so inevitably talk turned to midgets and it reminded me of my midget story.

I moved down here to AZ to continue my education. A couple of guys I went to high school with were going to the same school so we all became room mates. We had some good times, got a reputation for throwing good parties and had a blast during that time. One of my roomates, "chris" got really into the online dating thing when it first struck. Chris was a great guy, always had your back in a tight spot and was a good friend but, chris was not very bright, a little slow is a nice way to put it. Chris was on the computer everynight trying to meet girls. Finally one night he tells me and our other roommate he is taking this chick to a movie, we tell him attaboy, go have fun. He gets back later that night and tells us he had a blast. she was real cute and he is gonna see her again. "there's just one thing I gotta ask you guys" he says "shoot" we say. "well, how short is too short for me to date a girl?" Chris is tall. about 6'3" so I figure maybe he's a little insecure or something, I feel I have some experience in the matter because my folks were a vertically mismatched couple. My dad was 6'2" and my mom is short. I mean real short. I mean I would be scared to introduce her to Jehler short for fear she would end up chained down in his basement. she is like 4'9" or 10". So, taking all this into consideration I give Chris my best advice, "hey man don't worry about it, lots of girls are short. If you have a good time with her and she's cute then don't sweat it" . Chris says "I know man I do, but she's pretty short, like really short." "ok" I say's how short?" "well, I don't know exactly but its pretty short" "relax Chris. If you have a good time with her it doesn't matter." Ok, thanks bud" And that was that. A few weeks go by and Chris is out with this girl a couple times a week. We figure it's going great and are happy for Chris. St. Patricks Day rolls around and this is a doozie of a holiday for us. We have a large shindig planned with some kegs and all the stops. before the party Chris says he is going to pick her up. This will be the first time my other roommate or I have met his new girl. He returns just as things are starting to get rowdy and walks through the front door with a genuine midget in tow, not a girl who is "pretty short" but a real live little person. I bite the insdie of my lip so hard its bleeding and introduce myself and our other roommate does the same. Then me and my other roommate walk out onto the front porch and that was the only time I have literally collapsed with laughter. My sides were on fire by the time I got myself under control. The combination of Chris's stupidity and the fact that we had a real live midget at our St. pattys party was too much. I went back in and it was a night to remember. She turned out to be a sweetheart and we all had a great time. I even held her legs while she did a kegstand. Chris ended up laying it on pretty thick and finally closing the deal with her that night if you catch my drift. He had some tales to tell the next morning at denny's but I will leave that story for another time.

and I think they Internet just found a new midget master