My Midget Story
Posted: Wed Feb 19, 2014 11:29 amI wrote a story in the "tales of the hunt" forum about a guy I hunted with who was way over the top. Jehler got involved so inevitably talk turned to midgets and it reminded me of my midget story.
I moved down here to AZ to continue my education. A couple of guys I went to high school with were going to the same school so we all became room mates. We had some good times, got a reputation for throwing good parties and had a blast during that time. One of my roomates, "chris" got really into the online dating thing when it first struck. Chris was a great guy, always had your back in a tight spot and was a good friend but, chris was not very bright, a little slow is a nice way to put it. Chris was on the computer everynight trying to meet girls. Finally one night he tells me and our other roommate he is taking this chick to a movie, we tell him attaboy, go have fun. He gets back later that night and tells us he had a blast. she was real cute and he is gonna see her again. "there's just one thing I gotta ask you guys" he says "shoot" we say. "well, how short is too short for me to date a girl?" Chris is tall. about 6'3" so I figure maybe he's a little insecure or something, I feel I have some experience in the matter because my folks were a vertically mismatched couple. My dad was 6'2" and my mom is short. I mean real short. I mean I would be scared to introduce her to Jehler short for fear she would end up chained down in his basement. she is like 4'9" or 10". So, taking all this into consideration I give Chris my best advice, "hey man don't worry about it, lots of girls are short. If you have a good time with her and she's cute then don't sweat it" . Chris says "I know man I do, but she's pretty short, like really short." "ok" I say's how short?" "well, I don't know exactly but its pretty short" "relax Chris. If you have a good time with her it doesn't matter." Ok, thanks bud" And that was that. A few weeks go by and Chris is out with this girl a couple times a week. We figure it's going great and are happy for Chris. St. Patricks Day rolls around and this is a doozie of a holiday for us. We have a large shindig planned with some kegs and all the stops. before the party Chris says he is going to pick her up. This will be the first time my other roommate or I have met his new girl. He returns just as things are starting to get rowdy and walks through the front door with a genuine midget in tow, not a girl who is "pretty short" but a real live little person. I bite the insdie of my lip so hard its bleeding and introduce myself and our other roommate does the same. Then me and my other roommate walk out onto the front porch and that was the only time I have literally collapsed with laughter. My sides were on fire by the time I got myself under control. The combination of Chris's stupidity and the fact that we had a real live midget at our St. pattys party was too much. I went back in and it was a night to remember. She turned out to be a sweetheart and we all had a great time. I even held her legs while she did a kegstand. Chris ended up laying it on pretty thick and finally closing the deal with her that night if you catch my drift. He had some tales to tell the next morning at denny's but I will leave that story for another time.
I moved down here to AZ to continue my education. A couple of guys I went to high school with were going to the same school so we all became room mates. We had some good times, got a reputation for throwing good parties and had a blast during that time. One of my roomates, "chris" got really into the online dating thing when it first struck. Chris was a great guy, always had your back in a tight spot and was a good friend but, chris was not very bright, a little slow is a nice way to put it. Chris was on the computer everynight trying to meet girls. Finally one night he tells me and our other roommate he is taking this chick to a movie, we tell him attaboy, go have fun. He gets back later that night and tells us he had a blast. she was real cute and he is gonna see her again. "there's just one thing I gotta ask you guys" he says "shoot" we say. "well, how short is too short for me to date a girl?" Chris is tall. about 6'3" so I figure maybe he's a little insecure or something, I feel I have some experience in the matter because my folks were a vertically mismatched couple. My dad was 6'2" and my mom is short. I mean real short. I mean I would be scared to introduce her to Jehler short for fear she would end up chained down in his basement. she is like 4'9" or 10". So, taking all this into consideration I give Chris my best advice, "hey man don't worry about it, lots of girls are short. If you have a good time with her and she's cute then don't sweat it" . Chris says "I know man I do, but she's pretty short, like really short." "ok" I say's how short?" "well, I don't know exactly but its pretty short" "relax Chris. If you have a good time with her it doesn't matter." Ok, thanks bud" And that was that. A few weeks go by and Chris is out with this girl a couple times a week. We figure it's going great and are happy for Chris. St. Patricks Day rolls around and this is a doozie of a holiday for us. We have a large shindig planned with some kegs and all the stops. before the party Chris says he is going to pick her up. This will be the first time my other roommate or I have met his new girl. He returns just as things are starting to get rowdy and walks through the front door with a genuine midget in tow, not a girl who is "pretty short" but a real live little person. I bite the insdie of my lip so hard its bleeding and introduce myself and our other roommate does the same. Then me and my other roommate walk out onto the front porch and that was the only time I have literally collapsed with laughter. My sides were on fire by the time I got myself under control. The combination of Chris's stupidity and the fact that we had a real live midget at our St. pattys party was too much. I went back in and it was a night to remember. She turned out to be a sweetheart and we all had a great time. I even held her legs while she did a kegstand. Chris ended up laying it on pretty thick and finally closing the deal with her that night if you catch my drift. He had some tales to tell the next morning at denny's but I will leave that story for another time.
