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Postby aunt betty » Tue Feb 25, 2014 8:49 am

They say it's the smartest smartphone ever created.
Ohhhhh kayyy.

I gotta ask. How smart is your smartphone? What is the intelligence quotient on your...device? :)
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Re: Blackphone

Postby aunt betty » Tue Feb 25, 2014 8:52 am

My phone is fucking retarded. The spelling bot is Chinese and wants to change words on me frequently despite me teaching the damned thing new words that it should already fucking know.
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Re: Blackphone

Postby aunt betty » Tue Feb 25, 2014 8:57 am

Blackphones probably don't work because they're black. :)
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Re: Blackphone

Postby Olly » Tue Feb 25, 2014 9:32 am

Betty I wonder if I only allowed you to post in your own sub forum would you even realize that you're the only one in there.
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Re: Blackphone

Postby aunt betty » Tue Feb 25, 2014 9:33 am

I wonder why you'd wonder such a silly thing...
Ohhh THE WONDERMENT OF IT ALL.
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Re: Blackphone

Postby aunt betty » Tue Feb 25, 2014 9:35 am

Dont make me have to quadruple post on your ass. :popcorn:
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Re: Blackphone

Postby FlintRiverFowler » Tue Feb 25, 2014 3:42 pm

Rubbish
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Re: Blackphone

Postby Woody » Tue Feb 25, 2014 3:48 pm

I have a new theory...


I think Betty is spam blasting in an attempt to get on the top posters list on the portal page.
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Re: Blackphone

Postby aunt betty » Tue Feb 25, 2014 4:02 pm

Woody wrote:I have a new theory...


I think Betty is spam blasting in an attempt to get on the top posters list on the portal page.

Ding ding ding.
Winner winner chicken dinner.
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Postby Olly » Tue Feb 25, 2014 4:05 pm

aunt betty wrote:
Woody wrote:I have a new theory...


I think Betty is spam blasting in an attempt to get on the top posters list on the portal page.

Ding ding ding.
Winner winner chicken dinner.


If that's all you're doing I'll be more than happy to set you back a few thousand post.
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Re: Blackphone

Postby FlintRiverFowler » Tue Feb 25, 2014 4:05 pm

Ehhhhh ... That's kinda fucked up.
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Re: Blackphone

Postby aunt betty » Tue Feb 25, 2014 4:06 pm

FlintRiverFowler wrote:Ehhhhh ... That's kinda fucked up.

I flew by 8000 yesterday I think
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Re: Blackphone

Postby FlintRiverFowler » Tue Feb 25, 2014 4:07 pm

aunt betty wrote:
FlintRiverFowler wrote:Ehhhhh ... That's kinda fucked up.

I blew by 8000 yesterday I think

Did you start looking for golf jobs yet? You need to get out of the house.
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Re: Blackphone

Postby aunt betty » Tue Feb 25, 2014 4:12 pm

FlintRiverFowler wrote:
aunt betty wrote:
FlintRiverFowler wrote:Ehhhhh ... That's kinda fucked up.

I blew by 8000 yesterday I think

Did you start looking for golf jobs yet? You need to get out of the house.

Been to all three country clubs. I've worked for Lincolnshire Fields before.
They'll call.
I'm drinkin' now.
Want a beer c'Mon over.
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Re: Blackphone

Postby Woody » Tue Feb 25, 2014 4:36 pm

Does it mean I am also insane, because I figured out what an insane person was thinking?
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Re: Blackphone

Postby FlintRiverFowler » Tue Feb 25, 2014 4:39 pm

Woody wrote:Does it mean I am also insane, because I figured out what an insane person was thinking?

Crazy people don't know they're crazy.
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Re: Blackphone

Postby Woody » Tue Feb 25, 2014 4:39 pm

FlintRiverFowler wrote:
Woody wrote:Does it mean I am also insane, because I figured out what an insane person was thinking?

Crazy people don't know they're crazy.

IDK, I had to ask?!?
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Re: Blackphone

Postby 3legged_lab » Tue Feb 25, 2014 8:44 pm

Olly wrote:Betty I wonder if I only allowed you to post in your own sub forum would you even realize that you're the only one in there.

Would said subforum be for FF to moderate?
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Re: Blackphone

Postby Olly » Tue Feb 25, 2014 8:46 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
Olly wrote:Betty I wonder if I only allowed you to post in your own sub forum would you even realize that you're the only one in there.

Would said subforum be for FF to moderate?


His interview is coming up, he might be your boss here one day. Better start ass kissing now.
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Re: Blackphone

Postby 3legged_lab » Tue Feb 25, 2014 9:42 pm

Olly wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
Olly wrote:Betty I wonder if I only allowed you to post in your own sub forum would you even realize that you're the only one in there.

Would said subforum be for FF to moderate?


His interview is coming up, he might be your boss here one day. Better start ass kissing now.

I know you're joking here but I would have thought I've represented myself accurate enough for you to know that's not the me.



Heyyyy Tim, pucker up.
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Re: Blackphone

Postby AKPirate » Tue Feb 25, 2014 9:45 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
Olly wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
Olly wrote:Betty I wonder if I only allowed you to post in your own sub forum would you even realize that you're the only one in there.

Would said subforum be for FF to moderate?


His interview is coming up, he might be your boss here one day. Better start ass kissing now.

I know you're joking here but I would have thought I've represented myself accurate enough for you to know that's not the me.



Heyyyy Tim, pucker up.


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Re: Blackphone

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Tue Feb 25, 2014 10:07 pm

:mrgreen:
rebelp74 wrote:Yeah I have a yacht, suck it bitches!

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Re: Blackphone

Postby 3legged_lab » Tue Feb 25, 2014 10:09 pm

Feelin' Fowl wrote::mrgreen:

Im gonna let you in on some special knowledge about 4/1/14.......
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Re: Blackphone

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Tue Feb 25, 2014 11:33 pm

3legged_lab wrote:
Feelin' Fowl wrote::mrgreen:

Im gonna let you in on some special knowledge about 4/1/14.......

It's a day of reckoning???
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Re: Blackphone

Postby 3legged_lab » Wed Feb 26, 2014 12:26 am

Feelin' Fowl wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
Feelin' Fowl wrote::mrgreen:

Im gonna let you in on some special knowledge about 4/1/14.......

It's a day of reckoning???

Something like that.
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Re: Blackphone

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Wed Feb 26, 2014 12:34 am

3legged_lab wrote:
Feelin' Fowl wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
Feelin' Fowl wrote::mrgreen:

Im gonna let you in on some special knowledge about 4/1/14.......

It's a day of reckoning???

Something like that.

Joke's going to be on you!
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Re: Blackphone

Postby AKPirate » Wed Feb 26, 2014 12:36 am

Feelin' Fowl wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
Feelin' Fowl wrote:
3legged_lab wrote:
Feelin' Fowl wrote::mrgreen:

Im gonna let you in on some special knowledge about 4/1/14.......

It's a day of reckoning???

Something like that.

Joke's going to be on you!


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Re: Blackphone

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Wed Feb 26, 2014 2:48 am

AKPirate wrote:
Feelin' Fowl wrote:Joke's going to be on you!


Your too nice to be a Mod

I can be a dickbag. I choose not to.
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Re: Blackphone

Postby AKPirate » Wed Feb 26, 2014 2:54 am

Feelin' Fowl wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
Feelin' Fowl wrote:Joke's going to be on you!


Your too nice to be a Mod

I can be a dickbag. I choose not to.


Gotta start hatin' to be a Mod
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Re: Blackphone

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Wed Feb 26, 2014 2:55 am

AKPirate wrote:
Feelin' Fowl wrote:
AKPirate wrote:
Feelin' Fowl wrote:Joke's going to be on you!


Your too nice to be a Mod

I can be a dickbag. I choose not to.


Gotta start hatin' to be a Mod

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