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Assa put those horses to work next winter!

Postby Olly » Wed Feb 26, 2014 7:21 pm

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Re: Assa put those horses to work next winter!

Postby Mornin Beef » Wed Feb 26, 2014 7:23 pm

those arent his horses mind you, right AT?
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Postby AKPirate » Wed Feb 26, 2014 7:29 pm

That horse should get a raise
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Postby waterfowlman » Wed Feb 26, 2014 7:31 pm

That was pretty damn cool.
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Postby assateague » Wed Feb 26, 2014 7:55 pm

Fuck yes. I'm working in a mold at the moment. Apparently, you can mix horse shit and water, put it in a mold, and make logs for the woodstove that burn as long as wood, with a BTU output almost the same as our silver maples.
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Postby Woody » Wed Feb 26, 2014 7:56 pm

assateague wrote:Fuck yes. I'm working in a mold at the moment. Apparently, you can mix horse shit and water, put it in a mold, and make logs for the woodstove that burn as long as wood, with a BTU output almost the same as our silver maples.


Bet they smell great.
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Postby Olly » Wed Feb 26, 2014 8:04 pm

assateague wrote:Fuck yes. I'm working in a mold at the moment. Apparently, you can mix horse shit and water, put it in a mold, and make logs for the woodstove that burn as long as wood, with a BTU output almost the same as our silver maples.


That house is going to smell great!
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Postby (MT)Montanafowler » Wed Feb 26, 2014 8:06 pm

Olly wrote:
assateague wrote:Fuck yes. I'm working in a mold at the moment. Apparently, you can mix horse shit and water, put it in a mold, and make logs for the woodstove that burn as long as wood, with a BTU output almost the same as our silver maples.


That house is going to smell great!


no smell actually, you let it cure for a long time and it goes away. Indians burned buffalo shit for eons.
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Postby Olly » Wed Feb 26, 2014 8:07 pm

(MT)Montanafowler wrote:
Olly wrote:
assateague wrote:Fuck yes. I'm working in a mold at the moment. Apparently, you can mix horse shit and water, put it in a mold, and make logs for the woodstove that burn as long as wood, with a BTU output almost the same as our silver maples.


That house is going to smell great!


no smell actually, you let it cure for a long time and it goes away. Indians burned buffalo shit for eons.



Did sitting-shit-stains teach you that?
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Re: Assa put those horses to work next winter!

Postby assateague » Wed Feb 26, 2014 8:07 pm

Everything I've read agrees with MT- no smell, and very little ash.
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Postby (MT)Montanafowler » Wed Feb 26, 2014 8:12 pm

assateague wrote:Everything I've read agrees with MT- no smell, and very little ash.


I've burned cow patties while I was camping, I'd say overall they're pretty damned efficient. no smoke, pretty hot and no wasted fuel (ash). I bet they'd be even better when cured. good idea to press all the horse shit into burnable logs :thumbsup:
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Postby (MT)Montanafowler » Wed Feb 26, 2014 8:17 pm

secondary thought: I bet in a woodstove, you'd never have to clean the flue again, bonus points.
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Postby FlintRiverFowler » Wed Feb 26, 2014 8:21 pm

Yeah horse shit doesn't even really smell that bad fresh. I mean its grass that went thru a horses ass.
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Postby bill herian » Wed Feb 26, 2014 8:21 pm

(MT)Montanafowler wrote:
assateague wrote:Everything I've read agrees with MT- no smell, and very little ash.


I've burned cow patties while I was camping, I'd say overall they're pretty damned efficient. no smoke, pretty hot and no wasted fuel (ash). I bet they'd be even better when cured. good idea to press all the horse shit into burnable logs :thumbsup:


Too bad it doesn't have any smoke, could run it through the UDS.
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Postby assateague » Wed Feb 26, 2014 8:27 pm

FlintRiverFowler wrote:Yeah horse shit doesn't even really smell that bad fresh. I mean its grass that went thru a horses ass.


It really doesn't stink much.
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Postby FlintRiverFowler » Wed Feb 26, 2014 8:30 pm

assateague wrote:
FlintRiverFowler wrote:Yeah horse shit doesn't even really smell that bad fresh. I mean its grass that went thru a horses ass.


It really doesn't stink much.

We've had cows and horses on our farm my whole life. My me and brother and sister used to throw dried cow shit at each other all the time. My grandmother was director of children's Sunday school at our church and she put on a big Easter egg hunt out there one year. Me and my brother and a few other kids started throwing cow shit at each other and it erupts into over 100 kids either crying and/or throwing cow patties at each other. Got my ass whipped pretty good over that.
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Re: Assa put those horses to work next winter!

Postby (MT)Montanafowler » Wed Feb 26, 2014 8:38 pm

bill herian wrote:Too bad it doesn't have any smoke, could run it through the UDS.


throw an apple branch in :lol:
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Postby aunt betty » Wed Feb 26, 2014 9:10 pm

FlintRiverFowler wrote:
assateague wrote:
FlintRiverFowler wrote:Yeah horse shit doesn't even really smell that bad fresh. I mean its grass that went thru a horses ass.


It really doesn't stink much.

We've had cows and horses on our farm my whole life. My me and brother and sister used to throw dried cow shit at each other all the time. My grandmother was director of children's Sunday school at our church and she put on a big Easter egg hunt out there one year. Me and my brother and a few other kids started throwing cow shit at each other and it erupts into over 100 kids either crying and/or throwing cow patties at each other. Got my ass whipped pretty good over that.

Good story. Shitty ending.
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Postby gila-river » Wed Feb 26, 2014 9:18 pm

aunt betty wrote:
FlintRiverFowler wrote:
assateague wrote:
FlintRiverFowler wrote:Yeah horse shit doesn't even really smell that bad fresh. I mean its grass that went thru a horses ass.


It really doesn't stink much.

We've had cows and horses on our farm my whole life. My me and brother and sister used to throw dried cow shit at each other all the time. My grandmother was director of children's Sunday school at our church and she put on a big Easter egg hunt out there one year. Me and my brother and a few other kids started throwing cow shit at each other and it erupts into over 100 kids either crying and/or throwing cow patties at each other. Got my ass whipped pretty good over that.

Good story. Shitty ending.


:lol: I see what you did there
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Re: Assa put those horses to work next winter!

Postby goodkarmarising » Thu Feb 27, 2014 12:16 pm

Or just buy a wood splitter and not worry about feed, pasture, barns, fences, shoes, vets for the horses.
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Re: Assa put those horses to work next winter!

Postby aunt betty » Thu Feb 27, 2014 12:45 pm

goodkarmarising wrote:Or get three roller skates, a broken air pump, and an old table, trade up to a new splitter and not worry about feed, pasture, barns, fences, shoes, vets for the horses.
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Postby hudson » Thu Feb 27, 2014 1:42 pm

FlintRiverFowler wrote:
assateague wrote:
FlintRiverFowler wrote:Yeah horse shit doesn't even really smell that bad fresh. I mean its grass that went thru a horses ass.


It really doesn't stink much.

We've had cows and horses on our farm my whole life. My me and brother and sister used to throw dried cow shit at each other all the time. My grandmother was director of children's Sunday school at our church and she put on a big Easter egg hunt out there one year. Me and my brother and a few other kids started throwing cow shit at each other and it erupts into over 100 kids either crying and/or throwing cow patties at each other. Got my ass whipped pretty good over that.
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Re: Assa put those horses to work next winter!

Postby (MT)Montanafowler » Thu Feb 27, 2014 3:20 pm

goodkarmarising wrote:Or just buy a wood splitter and not worry about feed, pasture, barns, fences, shoes, vets for the horses.


well I'm sure AT doesn't put all that work into the horses JUST to have the horse shit, but having a burnable byproduct for all the horse shit that he goes through putting up with horses is nice.
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Re: Assa put those horses to work next winter!

Postby assateague » Thu Feb 27, 2014 5:23 pm

goodkarmarising wrote:Or just buy a wood splitter and not worry about feed, pasture, barns, fences, shoes, vets for the horses.



Well, until my wife changes her tune, the horses are here to stay. I may as well come up with something to do with them (or at least their byproducts) until the day comes when I can eat them.
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Re: Assa put those horses to work next winter!

Postby Feelin' Fowl » Fri Feb 28, 2014 12:44 am

assateague wrote:
goodkarmarising wrote:Or just buy a wood splitter and not worry about feed, pasture, barns, fences, shoes, vets for the horses.



Well, until my wife changes her tune, the horses are here to stay. I may as well come up with something to do with them (or at least their byproducts) until the day comes when I can eat them.


Might be something fun for pioneer weekend...

Starve them for a week before hand, then tell then it's the horses or nothing while working the piss out of then!

She might crack if you make sure to take away all of her outs...
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