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Hey Fellas Help A Brother Out!!!

PostPosted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 8:35 pm
by Mornin Beef
I want to buy two sweet ass things with $15 right now at this gas mart, what should I get?

Re: Hey Fellas Help A Brother Out!!!

PostPosted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 8:36 pm
by Feelin' Fowl
Pint of Ben and Jerry's, and winning lotto tickets

Re: Hey Fellas Help A Brother Out!!!

PostPosted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 8:36 pm
by AKPirate
Mornin Beef wrote:I want to buy two sweet ass things with $15 right now at this gas mart, what should I get?


gas station thong to put on your rear view mirror

Re: Hey Fellas Help A Brother Out!!!

PostPosted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 8:37 pm
by Mornin Beef
Feelin' Fowl wrote:Pint of Ben and Jerry's, and winning lotto tickets

Who am i honey boo boo? come on

Re: Hey Fellas Help A Brother Out!!!

PostPosted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 8:39 pm
by Mornin Beef
AKPirate wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:I want to buy two sweet ass things with $15 right now at this gas mart, what should I get?


gas station thong to put on your rear view mirror

weak sauce, dammit its burning a hole through my pocket, im looking at swishers

Re: Hey Fellas Help A Brother Out!!!

PostPosted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 8:42 pm
by Woody
Duct tape, sleeping pills, and a box of condoms.

Re: Hey Fellas Help A Brother Out!!!

PostPosted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 8:43 pm
by Mornin Beef
Woody wrote:Duct tape, sleeping pills, and a box of condoms.

my teen years are over bro, come on, i got sour cream lays and swishers in my hand cuz you guys suck ass so far

Re: Hey Fellas Help A Brother Out!!!

PostPosted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 8:43 pm
by capt1972
Woody wrote:Duct tape, sleeping pills, and a box of condoms.

This^

Re: Hey Fellas Help A Brother Out!!!

PostPosted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 8:44 pm
by Feelin' Fowl
The next chick that goes to the counter, and her sister.

Re: Hey Fellas Help A Brother Out!!!

PostPosted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 8:45 pm
by Mornin Beef
capt1972 wrote:
Woody wrote:Duct tape, sleeping pills, and a box of condoms.

This^

i got shitloads of that shit at home already, come on!!

Re: Hey Fellas Help A Brother Out!!!

PostPosted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 8:45 pm
by Mornin Beef
im eyeballin some budweiser clamato beer

Re: Hey Fellas Help A Brother Out!!!

PostPosted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 8:46 pm
by capt1972
Mornin Beef wrote:im eyeballin some budweiser clamato beer

or this^

Re: Hey Fellas Help A Brother Out!!!

PostPosted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 8:47 pm
by Mornin Beef
Feelin' Fowl wrote:The next chick that goes to the counter, and her sister.

offer em 15$ for a double lay, $7.50 a piece? your a sick dog.

Re: Hey Fellas Help A Brother Out!!!

PostPosted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 8:48 pm
by Feelin' Fowl
Mornin Beef wrote:
Feelin' Fowl wrote:The next chick that goes to the counter, and her sister.

offer em 15$ for a double lay, $7.50 a piece? your a sick dog.


$14 for a single, and $1 to the other to film it.

Re: Hey Fellas Help A Brother Out!!!

PostPosted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 8:49 pm
by Tiler_J
Reese's fast break, 1 liter of Mt. Dew, and some no doze.

Re: Hey Fellas Help A Brother Out!!!

PostPosted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 8:49 pm
by Olly
Beef Jerky and a pack of smokes.

Re: Hey Fellas Help A Brother Out!!!

PostPosted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 8:50 pm
by Mornin Beef
ok two cans of clamato beer, swishers (cherry tip) and lays sour cream, everyone has been let down tonight for sure. me most of all.

Re: Hey Fellas Help A Brother Out!!!

PostPosted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 8:51 pm
by Olly
Mornin Beef wrote:ok two cans of clamato beer, swishers (cherry tip) and lays sour cream, everyone has been let down tonight for sure. me most of all.


You're a weird dude.

Re: Hey Fellas Help A Brother Out!!!

PostPosted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 8:51 pm
by Mornin Beef
Olly wrote:Beef Jerky and a pack of smokes.

come on man you know i struggle with the cigs

Re: Hey Fellas Help A Brother Out!!!

PostPosted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 8:51 pm
by Tiler_J
I thought my suggestion was pretty good, it would have been one hell of a long night.

Re: Hey Fellas Help A Brother Out!!!

PostPosted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 8:53 pm
by Mornin Beef
Olly wrote:
Mornin Beef wrote:ok two cans of clamato beer, swishers (cherry tip) and lays sour cream, everyone has been let down tonight for sure. me most of all.


You're a weird dude.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: i would never ever in my entire life mess with clam piss in my beer, ever. hahahaah

Re: Hey Fellas Help A Brother Out!!!

PostPosted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 8:54 pm
by Woody
Lotion, a box of tissues, and a Justin Beiber poster.

Re: Hey Fellas Help A Brother Out!!!

PostPosted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 8:54 pm
by capt1972
Woody wrote:Lotion, a box of tissues, and a Justin Beiber poster.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Hey Fellas Help A Brother Out!!!

PostPosted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 8:55 pm
by Mornin Beef
Tiler_J wrote:Reese's fast break, 1 liter of Mt. Dew, and some no doze.

yea just artificially be awake for the next 48 hours, your dumber than i thought.

Re: Hey Fellas Help A Brother Out!!!

PostPosted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 8:55 pm
by AKPirate
bottle of malt liquor and some menthols

Re: Hey Fellas Help A Brother Out!!!

PostPosted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 8:57 pm
by Mornin Beef
Woody wrote:Lotion, a box of tissues, and a Justin Beiber poster.

this is a gas mart dumb dumb, not your projections of fantasy forum.

Re: Hey Fellas Help A Brother Out!!!

PostPosted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 8:58 pm
by Mornin Beef
AKPirate wrote:bottle of malt liquor and some menthols

BONGO BINGO THREAD CLOSED

Re: Hey Fellas Help A Brother Out!!!

PostPosted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 9:00 pm
by assateague
Original Doritos, a can of Dr. pepper, and a peanut chew.

Re: Hey Fellas Help A Brother Out!!!

PostPosted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 9:04 pm
by Mornin Beef
assateague wrote:Original Doritos, a can of Dr. pepper, and a peanut chew.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Hey Fellas Help A Brother Out!!!

PostPosted: Thu Mar 06, 2014 9:22 pm
by assateague
You don't have peanut chews up there? Best candy bar ever.