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Well I got my wedding gift from my future wife today.

Brand spanking new Remington 870 supper mag. I must admit I am very excited about my new gun but its going to be sad retiring my old very broke in 870.

I'll give you $100 for your old one. Cash money.

assateague wrote:I'll give you $100 for your old one. Cash money.

Nice try, that old girl has earned a place in a display case in the living room.

So the new bride doesnt love you Benelli much?

3legged_lab wrote:So the new bride doesnt love you Benelli much?

Olly wrote:

3legged_lab wrote:So the new bride doesnt love you Benelli much?

not even semi-auto enough.

Just kidding, I didnt get any sort of a bribe at all.

Bootlipkiller wrote:

assateague wrote:I'll give you $100 for your old one. Cash money.

Nice try, that old girl has earned a place in a display case in the living room.

$120 then. Cash on the barrel head.

That thing next to the bed will for sure make you wake up when you open your eyes

capt1972 wrote:

Olly wrote:

3legged_lab wrote:So the new bride doesnt love you Benelli much?

not even semi-auto enough.

Lol. No I don't care for benelli or semi autos much. We have a saying around here, if ducks shot back benelli owners would be dead.

Goldfish wrote:That thing next to the bed will for sure make you wake up when you open your eyes

Yea that's Bartholemuel he lives in the spare bed room and keeps the wife's friends from staying the night.

Bootlipkiller wrote:

Goldfish wrote:That thing next to the bed will for sure make you wake up when you open your eyes

Yea that's Bartholemuel he lives in the spare bed room and keeps the wife's friends from staying the night.

a naked morning wake up call could do the same thing, or could score you a bonus.

Bootlipkiller wrote:

capt1972 wrote:

Olly wrote:

3legged_lab wrote:So the new bride doesnt love you Benelli much?

not even semi-auto enough.

Lol. No I don't care for benelli or semi autos much. We have a saying around here, if ducks shot back benelli owners would be dead.

your right, your not smart


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3legged_lab wrote:

Bootlipkiller wrote:

Goldfish wrote:That thing next to the bed will for sure make you wake up when you open your eyes

Yea that's Bartholemuel he lives in the spare bed room and keeps the wife's friends from staying the night.

a naked morning wake up call could do the same thing, or could score you a bonus.

Yea I get home at 06:00 from work and last time one of her friends stayed the night I almos striped the old uniform off and jumped in bed with her thinking it was the wife. Lol

jehler wrote:

Bootlipkiller wrote:

capt1972 wrote:

Olly wrote:

3legged_lab wrote:So the new bride doesnt love you Benelli much?

not even semi-auto enough.

Lol. No I don't care for benelli or semi autos much. We have a saying around here, if ducks shot back benelli owners would be dead.

your right, your not smart


Sasquatch hunting expert

I knew that would ruffle some feathers. Your easily trolled.

Bootlipkiller wrote:

jehler wrote:

Bootlipkiller wrote:

capt1972 wrote:

Olly wrote:[quote="3legged_lab"]So the new bride doesnt love you Benelli much?

not even semi-auto enough.

Lol. No I don't care for benelli or semi autos much. We have a saying around here, if ducks shot back benelli owners would be dead.

your right, your not smart


Sasquatch hunting expert

I knew that would ruffle some feathers. Your easily trolled. [/quote]
BS, that wasn't even bait. Your a closet pumper don't try and back peddle


Sasquatch hunting expert

Yea that's what the trout said... Lol

Yes I'm a pump guy.... Sorry no wine and cheese in my blind bag.

Bootlipkiller wrote:

3legged_lab wrote:

Bootlipkiller wrote:

Goldfish wrote:That thing next to the bed will for sure make you wake up when you open your eyes

Yea that's Bartholemuel he lives in the spare bed room and keeps the wife's friends from staying the night.

a naked morning wake up call could do the same thing, or could score you a bonus.

Yea I get home at 06:00 from work and last time one of her friends stayed the night I almos striped the old uniform off and jumped in bed with her thinking it was the wife. Lol

That reminds me of the story a buddy told me several years ago. He had a "few" beverages one night, and got up to take a leak. Turns out for the "leak" he walked into the kitchen, pulled out one of the kitchen chairs, pissed on the floor, then walked back down the hall (naked) and turned right at the first door (it should have been the second door on the right) and got back in bed. Said he cuddled up to his wife and reached over to grab a handful of tit. At this point he realized that his wife was in fact not a double D. Neither his wife or her friend was happy. All of us guys got a good laugh out of it though.

Now that's a good time

Bootlipkiller wrote:Yea that's what the trout said... Lol

Yes I'm a pump guy.... Sorry no wine and cheese in my blind bag.

I hunt ducks with my dog Buffy, muhahahah


Sasquatch hunting expert

And of courrrrse my benelli


Sasquatch hunting expert

jehler wrote:

Bootlipkiller wrote:Yea that's what the trout said... Lol

Yes I'm a pump guy.... Sorry no wine and cheese in my blind bag.

I hunt ducks with my dog Buffy, muhahahah


Sasquatch hunting expert

Tell me its a poodle with a propper hair cut.

When we get our limit we have a totti and then a game of tennis, on clay of course


Sasquatch hunting expert

But really, 870? Your wife to be hates you


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jehler wrote:But really, 870? Your wife to be hates you


Sasquatch hunting expert

And he's only gettin a handy on the honey moon.

jehler wrote:But really, 870? Your wife to be hates you


Sasquatch hunting expert

Duh that's why we are getting married!!!

And let me guess you tie your white sweater around your neck when you take out the boat.

He pays someone to take out the boat.

In all seriousness if I got an 870 as a wedding gift I would tell her to try again. Even if it was a supper mag.

You can Burn it, cover it with sand , throw it in the river and it keeps on shooting. To bad its that gay ass new model. They should have never walk away from that old classic Super Mag.

assateague wrote:

Bootlipkiller wrote:

assateague wrote:I'll give you $100 for your old one. Cash money.

Nice try, that old girl has earned a place in a display case in the living room.

$120 then. Cash on the barrel head.

If he sells his old one that sucker is mine. Ill give him $400, just for back up spare parts for mine if it ever brakes.

You're like that guy Dave Hester on Storage Wars. You just "yupped" all over my bid.


Bootlip, disregard this guy- his offer's with Monopoly money. I'm up to $135 in silver dollars. Think of it as an investment. In 50 years I will have given you $28,042 for an old rusty gun. Think of it as the deal of the century.