aunt betty wrote:That's exactly the kind of shit I don't need to see. Keep in mind that during hunting season I sleep alone in a tent miles from the nearest light bulb.
rebelp74 wrote:aunt betty wrote:That's exactly the kind of shit I don't need to see. Keep in mind that during hunting season I sleep alone in a tent miles from the nearest light bulb.
As long as you wash your hands they won't fuck with you.
aunt betty wrote:rebelp74 wrote:aunt betty wrote:That's exactly the kind of shit I don't need to see. Keep in mind that during hunting season I sleep alone in a tent miles from the nearest light bulb.
As long as you wash your hands they won't fuck with you.
The water down there is full of iron and that's why I can't do a lot of handwashing in Arkansas untreated well water. It makes my hands crack and peel because I have some type of allergy to iron oxide. If I handle rusty iron , same thing. Guys at the club gave me shit about it.
Bring three cases of water for me to wash up with when you show up plz.
Weston81 wrote:Fuck. That. Shit. I once attacked a laundry hamper in my bedroom because I woke up and thought something was in the corner of my bedroom
rebelp74 wrote:Yeah I have a yacht, suck it bitches!
gila-river wrote:Weston81 wrote:Fuck. That. Shit. I once attacked a laundry hamper in my bedroom because I woke up and thought something was in the corner of my bedroomwhen I was 12 I ripped my bedroom door off its hinges trying to get out of my bedroom. I had an RC car with red head lights that came on in the middle of the night and started creeping across my floor.
Weston81 wrote:gila-river wrote:Weston81 wrote:Fuck. That. Shit. I once attacked a laundry hamper in my bedroom because I woke up and thought something was in the corner of my bedroomwhen I was 12 I ripped my bedroom door off its hinges trying to get out of my bedroom. I had an RC car with red head lights that came on in the middle of the night and started creeping across my floor.
When she was in the bed and the light in the hallway went off I got an adrenaline rush of the fight or flight type. I flipping hate the boogeyman!!!
aunt betty wrote:Weston81 wrote:gila-river wrote:Weston81 wrote:Fuck. That. Shit. I once attacked a laundry hamper in my bedroom because I woke up and thought something was in the corner of my bedroomwhen I was 12 I ripped my bedroom door off its hinges trying to get out of my bedroom. I had an RC car with red head lights that came on in the middle of the night and started creeping across my floor.
When she was in the bed and the light in the hallway went off I got an adrenaline rush of the fight or flight type. I flipping hate the boogeyman!!!
My father used to tell me creepy stories about a woodland creature called a "hidebehind". No matter what you do, it's always behind you. BASTARD!
aunt betty wrote:This is personal. You are a douchebag.
Hey douche, when a seeds sprouts roots...what is it called?
aunt betty wrote:You are one of them dipshits who wants to tell me how to build a clock cuz I asked for the correct time.
Fuck you dipshit.
aunt betty wrote:rebelp74 wrote:aunt betty wrote:That's exactly the kind of shit I don't need to see. Keep in mind that during hunting season I sleep alone in a tent miles from the nearest light bulb.
As long as you wash your hands they won't fuck with you.
The water down there is full of iron and that's why I can't do a lot of handwashing in Arkansas untreated well water. It makes my hands crack and peel because I have some type of allergy to iron oxide. If I handle rusty iron , same thing. Guys at the club gave me shit about it.
Bring three cases of water for me to wash up with when you show up plz.
Weston81 wrote:Not very often I get ol hibbie jeebies but sometimes in the woods, when I am walking to my stand the in dark I get that feeling. I am not alone, I am being followed, and I am not in control, that kind of feeling. Just like its right behind me, your dad's stories would've probably scared me shitless!
Weston81 wrote:Fuck. That. Shit. I once attacked a laundry hamper in my bedroom because I woke up and thought something was in the corner of my bedroom
Weston81 wrote:Not very often I get ol hibbie jeebies but sometimes in the woods, when I am walking to my stand the in dark I get that feeling. I am not alone, I am being followed, and I am not in control, that kind of feeling. Just like its right behind me, your dad's stories would've probably scared me shitless!
Weston81 wrote:Yep, I let out a yell and dove into the corner, bounced my head off a dresser( busting it open), busted my hand open on the drywall with a haymaker, and then sueplexed the hamper into the fan. My wife flipped on the light and was hollering at me. I stopped, looked at her, said sorry and laid back down. Took about ten seconds to realize what was goin on.
AKPirate wrote:Jason is usually right but sometimes wrong
Goldfish wrote:Weston81 wrote:Not very often I get ol hibbie jeebies but sometimes in the woods, when I am walking to my stand the in dark I get that feeling. I am not alone, I am being followed, and I am not in control, that kind of feeling. Just like its right behind me, your dad's stories would've probably scared me shitless!
I'll get these every so often when all I'm carrying is the bow. End up high tailing it as fast as you can thru pitch black, while being "quiet" to get up the tree.
MuddyWaterWarlock wrote:How come I can't see any links, etc.?
Weston81 wrote:Yep, I let out a yell and dove into the corner, bounced my head off a dresser( busting it open), busted my hand open on the drywall with a haymaker, and then sueplexed the hamper into the fan. My wife flipped on the light and was hollering at me. I stopped, looked at her, said sorry and laid back down. Took about ten seconds to realize what was goin on.
assateague wrote:Weston81 wrote:Yep, I let out a yell and dove into the corner, bounced my head off a dresser( busting it open), busted my hand open on the drywall with a haymaker, and then sueplexed the hamper into the fan. My wife flipped on the light and was hollering at me. I stopped, looked at her, said sorry and laid back down. Took about ten seconds to realize what was goin on.![]()
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Olly wrote:The only correct response to the events in that video would be to burn the house to the ground and move to another state.
Bootlipkiller wrote: all the mallards I killed today had boners do to my epic calling.
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